The Clash (and the sex pistols, and the Jam, and Public image, and and and…) the Rolling Stones, The Libertines… I mean, what?

Even if you’re just doing it *for them*, because you don’t want them up on a charge. Whatever your motivation is, I don’t care, educate them about consent.

What. The. Fuck.

Well, by coincidence, that is very similar to something found in here in Rotterdam of the aforementioned shit exhibition. It's supposed to be Santa holding a Christmas tree, but is known locally as the Kabouter Buttplug (Buttplug Gnome). Reviews are mixed. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_C...

Good boy doggo update

🇬🇧 British Political Spectrum Quiz My result: Social Democrat Economic: collectivist Social: leaning progressive Sovereignty: strongly cosmopolitan Military: leaning hawkish Authority: centrist Constitutional: centrist Take the quiz: quiz.jmoxley.co.uk

Make it illegal to photograph or film children without parental consent in Scotland www.change.org/p/make-it-il... The reason she had to start this petition is so insanely creepy - have a think about signing please!

I realise that I am out of date, but is the entry for Denmark supposed to be a serial killer who keeps people in a tank? #eurovision

Who, sorry? Can't remember.

How odd of him to propose something most voters appear to want. Inexplicable.

Guys. The Ancient Greeks weren't white. They were more like cephalopods than modern humans -- their skin was bioluminescent and constantly shifting its color. And they didn't live in in idyllic seaside villages; they could only survive near deep-ocean vents. They DID have Matt Damon accents, though

Hmmm

One of the cats has done a disappearing act and the other now lives under our bed. Otherwise, adopting a dog has gone smoothly. Anyone got any tips for dealing with the cat situation (dog has lived with cats before and they were pals)

Guys, I have to watch Eurovision tomorrow as my daughter is out tonight, this is hell.

Quite impressed it didn't kick off with the protests today, I presume that's due to the policing and organisation, in which case... well done met! (nice to be able to say that)

“In memory of Patroclus, who took me to Crécy.”

The far right are pretending that Ancient Greeks males didn't ever shag each other, is it? How queer.

The SCREAM from down the lane when Celtic scored LMFAO

Clowns* to the left of me jokers** to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you. *antisemites **antisemites

You know what this means lads

Tilting at windmills, but other people’s windmills. Is this anything?

Suddenly overwhelmed with the question "do people still go to Peter Jones and Lillywhites for their kit?" and I refuse to look it up, because I don't want to feel a million years old.

"She is from Mexico and she thinks Britain is more corrupt than Mexico" Well, she seems super sensible.

It’s an ✨investment✨

It is embarrassing how great Wu-Tang Clan are. Jesus Christ

Anyway, I am making dog bix for the village dog show

Me, as an Apple Music listener, seeing your Spotify playlists:

An absolute queen:

Just seen someone with a “certified silly goose” sticker on their car and I’ve never felt less empathy for someone in my life

Just heard some guy apologising for using ai to play a track he wrote to then play for session musicians who will then record it, on radio 4. Composers have been using Sibelius for years - confused what the problem here is? How is that different from using Sibelius?

You know what’s not talked about much, that even the Manson family wanted to start a race war. Everything shit in America comes back to the fact they’re insane racists

Waking up to this and a black cemetery in the US being vandalised is pretty horrifying

Jesus fucking Christ

I bet that's not even his real na... <<hold on, I'm being handed a note>>

The meta move (and also would just be good) is to choose Riz Ahmed

English politics is drunk, and I refuse to pay it any more mind until everyone stops acting the giddy goose.

Ridiculous beast, he’s had enough of the Labour dramas.

Hold the phone…

The Labour Party realistically can’t block Burnham because if they do AND lose to Reform that’s on them. If he runs and loses it’s on him. Clearly.

so we potensh end up with: Mayor of Manchester: Reform MP for Makerfield: Reform Burnham and Simons on I'm a Celeb? Is this good?

If Andy Burnham can't win a Greater Manchester seat against Reform on a 'I'm your popular local mayor, do you want to get rid of Keir Starmer y/n' platform, then the question answers itself really.

There’s never an excuse to share Jonathan Pie

Please, my family, they’re starving (for a day free of labour leadership gossip)

Uhuh.

Labour to Reform switching was a bigger phenomenon in Scotland than anywhere else! Which is...erm...not that surprising if you know a bit about Scottish politics, but it's not what most commentary and public perception would assume.

GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.

What an excellent person LMFAO

If Corbyn had kept his shit together he could have run and won now, making him PM. LMFAO