Just seen someone say something completely horrifying to another person on here and they clearly meant it in a nice way - reminds me of the Farage racism excuse i.e. intent…

Bias against Trump show it’s…. Hold on a min’

Oh, hold the phone… VPNS!!

Using the opportunity of our floor being covered to spray primer onto the dolls house, like a very sane person

Imagine praising "Latino parents are now so afraid to be seen out and about that they have a rota to walk the Latino children" and not wondering where your humanity went?

You think you're a ladies man but you're a...

Most people hear “heat pump” and think of small air-source units at home. But Germany is building one of the world’s largest heat pumps in Mannheim: a 162 MW river-source system using heat from the Rhine. Big reminder that heat-pumps scale far beyond households — they can decarbonise whole cities.

NO “Guardian readers, Scorpios, drug users, alcoholics, Scots, under 5’6”” LMFAO He’s forgotten “must be willing to shag an old codger and somehow guarantee he can actually manage it…”

Farming out propaganda labour to Southeast Asian engagement factories, is it? I think it hugely unlikely this pays for itself, and therefore hugely unlikely the people behind it are Thai, tbqh

The massive twat www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

There’s a word we used to say. They don’t let you say it anymore, but I think it’s a beautiful word. We call it: dialectic. You have the thesis, and then the antithesis, and if you put them together it’s a synthesis. Very powerful. We’ll be looking into that. Very materialist, the theory of history

Trance, then, wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the Trance, said he, And I'll lead you all, wherever you may be, And I'll lead you all in the Trance, said he

I would honestly pay to be a waiter here.

I see cricket is ✨ocvurring✨

Seems like monumental bad luck the yanks don’t have “chinny reckon” for such occasions

The cat is watching and is frankly enjoying it more than is appropriate.

Swastikas no longer constitute hate symbols in the nation whose citizens are constantly referring to us as fascist island. So, that’s great.

God I loathe Jonathan Pie.

Probably not newsworthy, but the president of the USA is proposing to execute his political opponents for lack of fealty.

Unfortunately, I have now tried clive christian xxi and I’m afraid I’m going to have to win the lottery just to pay for perfume

Well, these are fucking dangerous then

I remember when there was a discussion on Twitter about Shein's manufacturing practices and some apologists invented all sorts of fantastical machinery and technology to avoid facing the more horrifying truth. Reminds me of this comedian's joke. IG bscomedian

Among this whole "OMG, just let kids type" discourse has emerged an absolute truth in my soul - I judge people based on their handwriting, and I am not inclined to stop doing so. (of course, I can't type for shit, so maybe that's why)

I want to smoke so badly.

🎵 …couldn’t bescape if I bonted to 🎶

I'm totally baffled by the problem here, I thought these people wanted them all moved to military bases. What they actually want is for them to be unhappy, which is an insane desire, no?

Was?

Insane

Just came across the term “gays and theys”

BBC News: "the government believe refugees are deliberately bringing their children to avoid deportation" As opposed to doing what with their children??

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

The American economy (and therefore ours) is so so so so fucked

I’d be so embarrassed to go and NIMBY it up on the radio. Don’t they know how it sounds?

Used to have this argument with fellow Cons and, ultimately, unless and until I am a member of the Cabinet, I'm undo no obligation not to publicly oppose dumb things my party does.

20 years ago I was a teenager. I am now a middle aged adult with a husband and two kids. A whole life happens in 20 years. I can't help think "if this were me, and it was then rejected, what would happen to my kids?"

The best way to understand what is actually “driving the small boats” is “if something carried a one in a 100 risk of death, would you do it it it gave you ten more years of healthy life?”

This feels like a Golden Calf kind of thing to me.

Post an image that will always make you laugh

You will not merely be host to the worm, you will become the worm.

JESUS CHRIST Can’t even describe how devastating his turn on traitors has been to my level of respect for this man.

“Stormtroopers” is fucking terrible, isn’t it?

I have come to the conclusion that were I an American I would unfortunately be a Deep South American, with big hair and a big truck, and exactly the same level of veneration of Dolly Parton as I do now. And I don’t know what to do with this level of self-awareness

The American healthcare funding model is a fucking disgrace in a modern economy

“Gal pal and roommate” as the daily mail would say

FF actual S

Would be fucking hilarious if it turned out Trump wasn't blocking the release because he doesn't want people to know he's a child abuser, and instead because he doesn't want people to know he's a massive loser with nae pals.

I am making cookies for Children in Need, so of course what I am actually doing is eating the dough while the first batch bakes. Like an absolute fucking hog.

Bluesky: I draw the line at… meme but it’s about a sex trafficking child rapist not being able to type for shit

The perfection of the hag in English Teacher is a hate crime committed against me and my people

What you want is for the current Labour PM and chancellor to get all the guilt for raising taxes sky high and then get a new PM and chancellor in who don’t have the guilt and don’t then need to also raise them, I reckon