Fucking hell. Grim.

Focaccia lads

Hahahahaha the absolute kip of this.

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Show us the last four albums you listened to (actual artefact edition, my KPs love me)

Looooool. Fairly militant agnostic myself, but if it comes down to a ruck between the archbish and this fucking whopper I'm sticking my name down to bake for the church coffee morning.

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Who, who would have thought.

In memoriam...

I don't really give two shits who the Archbishop of Canterbury is, but if it's grinding some of the worst people in the world's gears I'm absolutely here for it.

I see the entire UK sports media and related memeosphere is having a totally normal one over Ange. Just odd behaviour. He's been there ten minutes lads.

coastaltown.blogspot.com/2025/10/what... So many racists, so little time.

Fit.

You don’t actually have to both sides this. The Jewish community in the UK is not the Israeli government. You can just condemn the murder of two British Jews killed in their place of worship and you don’t have to say a single other thing.

The Moral Maze has always been a sewer, but giving Curtis fucking Yarvin houseroom is beyond the pale. The BBC are both-sidesing themselves to death.

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Prag. Matic. #COYS

Hahahahahaha #COYS

While I do get a bit irritated that'll the Amerocan nonsense bleeds into my day to day, this Hegseth speech is very funny. What a strange man.

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This is fucking mental.

It is my firm belief that we spend far too much time worrying about hurting the feelings of complete fucking morons.

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Fucking hell Chris Mason is bad. This is not an original insight, I'm aware. But still.

Doing a bit of front of house this week. At what point did straws being expected in drinks for actual grown ups become a thing?

The 'Riyadh Comedy Festival' reminds me of the story of Freddie Starr performing in the Middle East, under instruction not to swear or refer directly to Prince Hussein. He came on and said 'Which one of you fuckers is Prince Hussein?' and the curtain immediately came down.

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A correct take.

I think this is probably the most telling criticism of the "trust the process" Pollyannas. This is really fucking high stakes now. What sort of country do you want to live in?

I mean yes it's terrifying in its implications, but there's no denying that this speech is also very, very funny. Reducing the most powerful nation on Earth to this is a hell of a bit.

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By a startling coincidence, I just had canned fish in my meals.

When a man gets his wish To make love to a fish That's a Moray

bond girls but they’re also muppets: thread

This is Internet Heritage.

NOT GOING OUT? Shambles of a country.

Problem is Musk knows it's bollocks. Pool knows it's bollocks, any year 9 that's just done their first statistics class could tell you it's bollocks. That's not the point. The point is to say stuff and angry people up. The anti people will get angry, the pro people angrier still. Facts? Who cares?

Entirely correct.

For the many, no, not them, or them, or them....

Just read a report of the Forest game last night and had to laugh at criticism of Ange for...bringing subs on.

Maybe the bullies were right all along. Getting a strong urge to nick this twat's bins and play piggy in the middle.

Bloody hell, Ricky Hatton?

I would love to not do roasts on a Sunday. I would also be out of business in a month.

Really looking forward to seeing what phase "humbly posting on the platform whose owner just incited my own deposing at a rally where people were calling for my death" is of the ol' Growth Master Plan.

BLACKBIRD! #T2OFinal