Found out from my neighborhood liquor store newsletter that Schlitz is ceasing production. Sad!

Devastating: my work changed commuter benefits vendors and the one thing I was looking forward to--virtual wallet T pass--is NOT available. Instead I just have to do a multi-stage sign up and activation process, registers with the MBTA, get two cards in the mail...

Assisted living blasting Fortunate Son

I want to say that there's a line in My Teacher Flunked the Planet where the child protagonist visits the massive alien space station and it takes the computer "5 desperate minutes" to figure out what bathroom to route a human to. I've thought about this at least quarterly for the last 30 years

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Piece of shit bus, arrive dammit

When a dumb bitch try to program: spent 2 hours trying to figure out how to convert a folder of docs into PDF using Automator, threw errors every time. Realize this is a built in function in Adobe Acrobat.

"All I hear is my father's empty headed materialism"

Growing up, my neighbor got demoted from his job at SUNY and sued for providing a list of black students to the police for questioning.

Note that they don't say he closes the salad container before he shakes it

Real talk though, in response to oil shortages due to the embargo what Cuba has done is up their solar power capacity rapidly, and are working toward clean energy independence. The problem capitalists have is when the economy is planned for the people not the 1% www.powermag.com/cuba-sets-so...

"Cuba is out of oil because of their inefficient centrally planned economy" ... Brocephius, you offered a $10 Uber voucher to evacuate everyone from a hurricane

My sister already put my nieces on Harry Potter (alas), but doing my best to counter-program by sending the eldest Bruce Coville sci-fi and hyping it up special

I'd forgotten about Lindy Hop's devotion to A Stupid Hat

Just one more text guys, she's gonna take the bait on this one i can feel it

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

They sent a third and FOURTH text I stg

Fuck off

"oh noes no one wants to listen to televised newsmedia anymore" I'll tell you what maybe try not stammering your way through the dumbest fucking questions ever to come out of someone's mouth and get to the damn point

Usually I think women shouldn't take their husband's last name but one under-appreciated exception is for example my sister, whose married name sounds infinitely better than it did before.

Nothing but respect for MY formative (not young 😬) adult fantasy novel series

Booked a free notary public appointment and I wish everyone had the resources I get access to just by working at my overendowed university.

There are no missiles raining down on Havana. But what I saw there was still warfare | Owen Jones

Cuba is out of oil. But millions of Cubans don't count in the Market

This is where American "socialist" politicians fail. They think they are supposed to participate in the system, not condemn and undermine it. They think keeping their job is what it to be done

The existence of Guantanamo Bay naval base is abhorrent, that the prison exists on the peaceful socialist island of Cuba is an abomination, and I will never forgive Obama for breaking his promise to close it.

This is more of you than should be!

EVERYONE SHUT UP THE FULL JIM HENSON HOUR SERIES IS ON @archive.org

"Even fiction books have to be set in communist settings [in Cuba]" come on now 🙄

Side note, these Miami Cubans absolutely can go back to Cuba: all they need is to get a passport. It's Trump who has travel banned Cuban nationals, not Cuba. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

The Times loves to quote Miami Cubans instead of anyone actually affected by the blockade and blackouts, as if gusanos' personal beef has any bearing on the humanitarian crisis. Sieging and starving an entire people is a war crime, full stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/20/w...

My shock appears narrowly concentrated at the tip of my nose, the furthest as I can see

"It’s not that there is “no plan”; there is in fact only one plan...The assumptions they've built their careers around, and the world they’ve created over the last 30 years, doesn’t allow for anything else. The Trumpist crisis is not a breach—it’s an acceleration”

Long live the Cuban Revolution. A tiny island nation 90 miles from the belly of the beast that’s defied the US through nearly seven decades of sanctions, blockades, threats, terrorism—without flinching. A beacon to the rest of the world.

Cuba has shown nothing but international solidarity for the last 60 years

NSF Update through March 13, 2026 1/2

I'm sorry comrades but Donroe Doctrine 1. is a great portmanteau 2. brands this dumb shit directly on him (I don't care if his base likes it, they liked when he told them to drink bleach) 3. no normie has thought about the Monroe Doctrine since 8th grade; we're being esoteric insisting on it

Not for nothing but they truly don't understand why they can't make this happen in Cuba. "The sanctions will continue until you overthrow the government that gives you free healthcare and throw in with us, the assholes who starved you and explicitly backed the dictator your grandparents overthrew"

senators gotta stop doing posts that are like "this is a huge problem. act like it." dude I know it's a huge problem. that's what I elect you to deal with. I'm a guy in a used hoodie and costco pants, you're a senator.

You people don't need Jesus but you do need a basic understanding of the Rhetorical Situation

Sure I'm down for fully automated post scarcity spacefaring communism per The Culture but honestly I find it very compelling to have a snarky little AI drone follow me around and handle all my correspondence.

This by itself is impeachable. Congress should be doing nothing but filling articles of impeachment.

What's My JND? 0.0027 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

It's 70 degrees I can do anything. Haters beware

Every single Democrat is complicit. They should be filling new impeachment articles every day. They should be denying quorum on every piddly piece of congressional business. The Democrats want all of this to happen, so long as they keep their cushy jobs. Yes even your faves.

If you want women's liberation communism is the most proven way to achieve it

If I were an online commuter benefit company I would not have my required birth date entry field on mobile devices be a calendar picker that 1. defaults to the current date 2. you can only scroll by month. That's a bare minimum of 216 clicks for an 18 year old.

Overheard in IKEA: "it was either this or the Isabella Stewart Gardener museum"

No war but class war