Your attention please: I am now on vacation. Which means I am not in charge of anything but eating, drinking, and lying around with my friends on the beach. Adjust your expectations accordingly

The Invite is hysterical, definitely go see it

Gobbless the oldleft, posting actual full essays in a 164 person group chat

He would be except the 14th amendment says "all persons" not "all worms"

I've done it again. VLOOKUP you make me look bad before you make me look good, I swear

Seth Moulton and all transphobes can fuck off into the sun.

Partiful is down lol

It is good to name the victims but appealing to Musk this way won't work because he simply doesn't see any black Africans as people.

I faked myself into thinking i could do this as a child. Looking at a prominent pic of myself on a playground when I was 3. But the answer is no, I don't have access to any of it

It's also legal to lick the pavement in Times Square but that's a bad idea too

Copying from one external hd to another in order to reformat it and this is gonna take several hours. It's like I'm on Napster again, pour one out

Cataloging the playbills (Your Arms too Short to Box With God, 1977)

Can't wait for establishment Dems to come to the horrifying realization that the Mamdani wing of DSA is the compromise option

Die mad

Empty the camps, a baseline demand

"Don't include me in the decision, the conversation, or the task" - overheard in Copley

Today you are given a ballot paper – take it, learn to organise so as to use it as a weapon against your enemies, not as a means of getting cushy legislative jobs for men who cling to their parliamentary seats for fear of having to go to prison

77 days post mortem.

in re Tartan Army: if you want a robust nightlife in your city then two things you need are lots of people with disposable income/vacation days and for the cops not to be dickholes to them.

I have no idea what this Scottish fan was saying to me but I'm pretty sure he was skipping out on his child support ...

"Ben owns a farm. He employs 100 workers. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10% productivity gain. Ben fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000% productivity gain..."

Fuck RFK jr. in all things but it's incredibly The Contradictions to be like "Autistics will never go on a date" when there is literally a 4-season tv show about autistic people dating

Great thing about having a dad that's a short king is I don't have to know what size to order. Small. Always small.

Ah fuck this is a better version than I posted carry on

I need the youngsters to know that when Joe Rogan was on Newsradio he looked like this

Knicks in five!

Wow what a deal! Thanks Target!

In my day, when the athletes got caught smoking tobacco we got a punishment practice. Two hours of conditioning, on the pool deck, no warning. This is not a matter that needs to be in the Boston Globe ffs

Jesus Christ 👀

Watched Don't Bother Knocking, which was slow and rather sucked, but I simply cannot stop thinking about the fact that this hotel had a "house detective" on call. In the lobby. At ten pm.

This applies--and is true--across the US political spectrum btw.

One of the most striking things, when you learn anything about Cuba, is realizing how much of American values and perceptions revolve around a baseline assumption that the government is a malign force, out to get you, to be opposed at all times.

I have been a die hard, all in, my life run by google products person since 2005. Fuck AI, fuck juicing your AI subs numbers with everyone who just wants digital hoarding of their phone photos.

Listen if you want to purge the Long Islanders you should barricade Penn station AFTER work hours, dumb dumbs

VLookup is apparently the most useful thing I will never commit to memory

Come watch @dsainternational.bsky.social 's online screening of From Cuba to Calabria, this Wednesday June 10th. RSVP: actionnetwork.org/events/from-...

Absolutely the fuck not and shame on your line for 40 generations hence

Mods are asleep, post rare Fidels. Cuba sí yanqi no.

When I was 14 I volunteered as a young interpreter at a living history museum and as part of this I got to milk the cow. The cow stepped in the bucket with its poopy manure foot and scared me. Anyway, don't drink raw milk you freaks

Happy pride month! Trans rights forever!

Target Birds were $5 and now they're $8. That's 60% inflation!

Back at the notary for the third time in 2 months, this rules

This is in fact what should happen to every ICE facility. Full health inspections and if they don't allow it, shut them down. Fine them. Cancel their lease. Repossess the building

MIT closed 3 of their 4 libraries. That's not a farsighted investment on their part

Porch Fest is fine as a social event but it's the absolute last way i want to listen to music

was about to make a smug generation-based argument "I've never appeared in a music video" but then realized that I have, as an extra in a friend's Beastie Boys parody

Shropshire blue, but also Challerhocker

When I was a kid I made powerpoints where every slide was a completely different design and garish color scheme. Retvrn

Archive Team, would you kindly deep image rip.so, who have requested immortality.