Googling no longer works but what we're doing instead is apparently googling e.g. "furniture donation", waiting a couple days for instagram to serve me ads for what I want and then clicking those

FICTION: Tiddies by RS Benedict

Doing some research and dawg, I know which of these I'd RATHER be reading about for relevant background

You can, it turns out, make a conscious decision not to be crazy on your phone. I know it's hard but it will turn out well.

The cousin of this "I'm glad I met my partner before dating apps" is not better!

People replying to the Bumble AI news all like "I'VE never used a dating app 😏" ... Do you want a trophy? Smuggest bitch that got laid?

32 House Democrats joined the GOP to vote to criminalize bail funds. clerk.house.gov/Votes/2026169

I have triumphed over the American healthcare system and gotten a Chikungunya vaccine. All it took was 4 different providers, ten emails, 3 phone calls, a zoom call, a condescending lecture, and an $800 deposit (my insurance covers this but I have to pay out of pocket first).

“And so you just threw everything together? Matthews, a posse is something you have to organize.”

this was a notably lovely day, just for posterity

A classic "my freelance rate is triple what you were paying me" situation.

Did a 24 hour boomerang to Queens and had to turn down 3 invites. So of course I'm doing 4 entire things Sunday. I very much doubt that I will sleep when I'm dead

Does anyone in the NYC or Boston area want a lot of playbills? I do mean a lot

I believe in the dialectical but I do not care for these material conditions where the options are AAAAAAAAA! or FFFFFFFFF!

This week specifically is a terrible time for my emotional support idler puzzle phone game to fix the timeout bug and make yet another naked cash grab. Please I need something that's color/shape/arranging to click on, tell me what to get

Anyone with a printer in their life has office space level beef with it

Just accidentally watched a reel that may be the most offensive thing I've ever seen on the Internet, and I'm the lemonparty generation.

Incredible struggle to receive a vaccine that I *have a prescription for* and *my insurance fully covers* because every place says they cannot administer it, including the walgreens that ordered it and has it in stock for me.

Hoarding Milkshake

Horf??

Indeed the class struggle begins anew with every cycle around the board, inevitable and inescapable. In this essay I will

Million dollar idea, and I'm giving it to you free: Software, that works.

I can't put my finger on it but comparing this to a Maurizio Cattelan...in Cattelan's work the disdain is palpable, the concept pointed. This jabroni meanwhile going around begging the elite audience to declare him the most clever boy...

🚨🇨🇺Call your Senators! Tell them to vote YES on Senator Kaine’s war powers act (S.J. Res 124) to prohibit Trump from using the US military to attack Cuba without provocation or authorization. Americans want normal relations with Cuba, not another war where working people die for capitalist profits

Did I open up PowerPoint intending to chat with it??? I did not?????

The Cuba War Powers resolution is coming to the floor Tuesday the 28th. Call your Senators and tell them to vote YES on S.J. Res 124, to prevent war on Cuba. Switchboard: (202) 224-3121. Spread this to your chapter, to your caucus, your normie friends, all your group chats. All hands on deck!

Coming soon!

Put up the stake for an indoor venue for the indie trapeze rig (close to my house of course)

The devil's pistachio company tries to tempt me, specifically. Not today Satan

One thing about millennials is that we aren't going to go around being like "hahah I'll just live in my house until I die in my 90s" we know shit always gets worse

I'm not a name dropper but when I'm talking to a printer I'm always desperate for them to know I know what I'm talking about. Dropping terms for paper and color process left and right

Sent an email I've been putting off and I can't even be content because there are 5 other emails I've been putting off still outstanding. Unfair.

Death is the final boss of bureaucracy. Your loved one died, and we at Financial Institution want you to know: "Those who grieve need to give themselves permission to mourn." Here's 13 forms to settle one account, see attached

I used to be skeptical of the phrase "dead behind the eyes" and think people were reading in too much but now that I have to see pictures of Mr. Beast everywhere I get it.

KOTH S8E03

Happy birthday Vladimir Ilyich Lenin

Aunt: *dies* Amex, 2 weeks later: Your FICO score has gone up!

Literary opinion: lots of things should happen in fiction books, and they should start happening immediately

Worrying about whether I'll make my flight, that's what I'd be doing!

The Time Traveler's Wife (2003)

Share one of your favorite TV characters who did not start out as a series regular. There's only one

Palo Alto (Malcolm Harris, Hachette 2023)

In the 2022 Families Code, Cuba redefined marriage as a union between any two people of equal rights, and enshrined the right of all people to form a family based on their choice to be in one. Cuba has significantly MORE human rights than the US does and it is because they are a socialist country.

Overheard in New York: "she had that thigh gap thing going on..."

It's the supply chains, stupid.

Does the American Pope have to pay taxes?

Strategically wearing my Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra 1991 band shirt so that the nerds at fix it clinic will forgive me for bringing a tote bag full of busted hard drives