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writers! a reminder! the only time you should ever "pay to submit" is with your local dominatrix

Discord has announced that it's cutting ties with Persona, the AI software company backed by Peter Thiel used for age and identity verification.

For all these reasons, I’m not going to watch Trump’s State of the Union. I recommend that you don’t, either. Plus, if the ratings for his speech are low, it has the added benefit of driving him nuts. So I say let's boycott the State of the Union. It’s the least we can do.

The problem with capitalism is people who are only good at making money primarily do it by screwing over all the people who can actually make things that matter

Dude on courtcall is trying to conceal that he’s not dressed for court by holding his phone to show an extreme close-up of his nose and sunglasses. Every time he talks it’s just nose hair and sunglasses. SHOWING SUNGLASSES IN COURT DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER DUDE

Four years ago, Putin launched a deadly, unprovoked, and unjustified war against Ukraine, and the continued horror inflicted on the Ukrainian people is barbaric. I will keep working to ensure Ukraine has the support needed to defend itself and win back peace and security.

A+ State of the Union counterprogramming by TCM.

Webb Mission Operations Center: 😏

“It’s hard to get an accurate sense of how many people actually hit themselves in the face with a hammer but it’s not zero” sounds like a line about congress but no

The Spoose made a meme

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

One cop who is allergic to dogs went into anaphylactic shock after seeing this sculpture. Joann Ariola and Jessica Tisch have called it a "war on the NYPD"

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

I'm just thinking of the trope in movies where the secretary is writing cards and buying the wife's anniversary present and it's meant to highlight how crap a husband and how detached the guy is. Why are you paying a computer to court your girlfriend for you?

Donald Trump has enough money to: - Renovate his $400M Qatari jet - Give Amazon a $7.8 billion tax break - Send Kash Patel to party at the Olympics But YOUR refund on his illegal tariffs? Trump says eat dirt.

Toxic Masculinity Brought To Jigsaw Puzzle

My work-around was Palladium Fantasy. Notably, Palladium Fantasy had a class dedicated to demon worship (the witch) and stats for Satan, who had 666 HP. But, compared to D&D, it was fine.

Let's try this again 👋 Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA. I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?

Thoughts and tiaras…

What's the polymarket over/under on Vance being excommunicated?

Black History Is Star Trek 🖖🏿 Christine Horn (born 13 December 1977; age 48) is an actress who played Bytha in the Star Trek: Strange New Worlds third season episode "Shuttle to Kenfori". memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Christi...

Discord: You'll need to supply to age verification if you want access to certain features. Users: Hang on, wasn't there a thing in October where user ID data was leaked? Discord: Ok, yes, but the chances of that happening again are-- **one week later**

Meanwhile I’m nervously texting my campaign manager if I can use campaign funds for travel to the state Dem convention and trying to find the cheapest public transit. There should be SEVERE penalties for misuse of campaign funds - it’s not your personal piggy bank. It’s a sacred trust.

These words have probably become the most iconic quote associated with Dwayne McDuffie. They're from an interview I did with him way back in 2010. When I say #MilestoneMadeMe, this is what I'm talking about.

"BRING ME THE BLOOD OF DOC MCSTUFFINS!"

Plus Trump owes me $1700 from today’s ruling.

Child clinging to the catalog computer, trying to type while standing on the tiny ledge... not noticing the computer on the other side of the table, a good foot lower.

This ranks up there with the tumblr story of the woman who solved her period.

He jokes, but I genuinely see sortition—picking SCOTUS's membership, all but the chief, through an annual draw from the ranks of appellate judges—as the best way for the U.S. to escape its current mess. Life tenure for law wizards is an open invitation to corruption and chicanery. De facto end it.

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"Still punk as fuck" he whispered, reaching for his four string

I do enjoy that every legal observer I know has varying theories of the other justices and then they get to Kavanaugh and are like "yeah I dunno this guy's just kinda stupid"

TL;DR: Adding housing actually cuts costs for those who need it most. 📉 Didn't think we needed it, but still grateful for the solid data (again).

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

anyway time for me to re-up my view that when you make claims like that as a journalist you should be able to answer the simple question “who said this and why do they matter?”

“there should be sensible regulations around gun ownership and you should be able to engage in public life without fear of being gunned down” ≠ “disarm”

"There's a secret Jewish conspiracy to flood our countries with migrants!" >an actual conspiracy is uncovered full of Christian guys endlessly talking about how much they hate minorities and how easy it is to get conspiracy theorists to hate minorities "See?!"

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

I just woke up. Am I to understand that Mr Justice Originalist Thomas is of the belief that expressly committing a specific power to Congress in Article I is not enough to make it a core legislative power because the famously monarchist founders wished to preserve the prerogatives of the king?

I keep hearing that the Epstein files are so big if we held everyone accountable everything would collapse. And no it wouldn’t. These rich guys don’t do any actual work. They aren’t actually important or useful they are just rich.

You never get a good or even okay SCOTUS decision without a horrible one in tow, so watch them decide 6-3 tomorrow that every cookie has to have raisins in it

There's a bit where King talks about selling the paperback rights to CARRIE for a life-changing amount of money and then telling his wife, and how she then looks around their small apartment and cries. I think about it a lot, it always chokes me up.

But they get mad if you suggest taxpayer dollars should feed children or give medical care to people who need it.

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Any DA want to subpoena which bets are coming from the Pentagon?

If I’m a Dem running for just about any office, I’m pointing out that they stole your money, they can’t or won’t tell you what happened to it, and they’re doing everything they can to avoid giving it back. It’s probably already gone, and they’re going to keep doing it if you don’t stop them.