“We can’t let Sam Altman have a better board state than us, our investors watching the game play out would start to think we’re losing. And if they think we’re losers, they won’t watch my television networks or use my software."

Happy asexuality day, to all the ace homies out there. You are so real for being yourself, and i'm glad to share space with you.

like this?

Guests trampled over each other to find the most eggs and prove they deserved the coveted prize of card draw. Happy Easter!

Anyone know a company that has a quick turn around on printing tokens? Like less then a month quick turn around? Please? Anyone? Anyone?

BREAKING - Eggs Happy Easter, everyone. From all of us at Commander's Herald, thanks for surviving with us. Hope the laughter helps. commandersherald.com/dozens-injur...

jumping back into The Witcher 3 after a month of not touching it and I do *not* remember what I was doing

Just a reminder that this video of @donifmtgc.bsky.social @thattcgguy.bsky.social and @joekilcarrva.com exists.

ARN'T YOU GONNA BE A GOOD CRANKER AND COME WATCH YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE CRANK SOME EDH TONIGHT? YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO... WE'RE LIVE NOW: @cooperleef.bsky.social @katiecombat.bsky.social @kjthehero.bsky.social COME THROUGH RIGHT NOW FOR THE PRAISE WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT.

I have had this stack of Unknown cards since GenCon a couple years ago, I have some that I'm keeping because they were signed, but I'm looking to sell the rest to cover bills. The prices present are there if Scryfall had that info. Otherwise, DM me with an offer! moxfield.com/binders/aCpm...

“We just think it’s really funny to upset people whose literal livelihoods depend on our game and therefore have nothing but financial incentive to promote it, even though we don’t have to pay them ourselves.”

it's just beating 1 celeste level without dying how hard could that be? oh this is my 4th stream of trying to get this huh? www.twitch.tv/wafflesoup/

Do you have something you would like to donate to the prize raffle? Please comment below or shoot me a DM either here or discord and we can set something up. I'd love any and all help on making this be as successful as possible! Reposts for visibility appreciated.

Tonight's twitch.tv/ogcmdr pod has been classified as "Old friends getting together to clobber each other" and as such will be the kind of positivity you need these days. You should come hang out :) @seraphsix.com @commandzoe.bsky.social @goddessofblunder.bsky.social

We got there, fam

PLAYING SOME MULTIPLAYER RIFTBOUND OVER ON @girudo.bsky.social COME HANG OUT AND WATCH US FUMBLE OUR WAY THROUGH SOME RIFTBOUND GAMES! @bobbiechristine.bsky.social @mrbevers.bsky.social @k0ppk0pp.bsky.social OVER ON THAT THERE PURPLE APP!

To celebrate April Fool's Day this year, we at Commander's Herald decided to walk you through an article that we would write, going step-by-step through the satirical process.

Well now this is fucking awkward... commandersherald.com/commanders-h...

Well now this is fucking awkward... commandersherald.com/commanders-h...

Oh hey, the old art is relevant again

I'm running an event on the first day of #MCVegas26, and it would mean the world if you'd come out! Free to play, first come first serve!

it's still TDOV so i'm gonna go be visible on the internet playing video games trying to get a golden strawberry in Celeste still www.twitch.tv/wafflesoup/

happy trans day of visibility i don't talk about it much, partly because i don't really know how to describe myself, partly because i have a lot of feelings about it which can be difficult but i don't feel like much of a gender at all nonbinary is fine agender is probably closer to how i feel

"I wanted to get involved, and when I later learned about that whole One Ring thing, the inspiration to do this struck me like Viggo Mortensen striking that helmet with his foot. My agent tried to shirtlessly fight me at Waffle House about it, but I eventually won him over, and here we are.”

Trans Day of Visibility is also the day I started HRT. Today marks two years for me of making the choice that would visibly change my body forever. I am excited to announce my first Trans Lifeline fundraiser Day 1: Girls Night Cube Day 2: Commander Double Header Prizes for donations during stream!

"Hello. I'm Mr Frog. This is my Show. This is the Bug. I eat the Bug. I ate the Bug. This is the End. I Love You. Bye!" Gluttonous Troll #mtgalters #smilingfriends #art

THIS IS A TCG X CARDBOARD COMBAT + TRIVIAL ENCOUNTERS CROSSOVER YOU DIDNT KNOW YOU MFN NEEDED! TONIGHTS CRANKERS: 🗡️ @cardboardcombat.bsky.social ⚔️ @arnettjonathan.bsky.social COME THROUGH AT 1030 PM EST FOR THE CARNAGE

No shrimp for you

“Townies live off the refuse of our esteemed institution. That’s why I don’t tip or make eye contact when they’re serving me drinks. I’m already the reason they have a purpose; they should be thanking me, not looking for handouts or special treatment.”

ZOE: PLANTED IN THE DIRT DOGS: KILLED TOGETHER, IT WAS REAL GAY DEMONS: UNDER CONTROL

We are live! www.twitch.tv/commandzoe

Starting at 9:30 tonight, runnin a little behind.

Tonight! Come hang out with my favorite pod to play magic with. 9pm Est. Be there for what will ostensibly be a reenactment of Where The Red Fern Grows. Featuring @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social @juwuniper.bsky.social @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social Wife'rated by @drsmallstufz.bsky.social

Last time I'll share this stuff for a bit(I feel like I'm a corporate shill) but it's looking like I won't make Vegas. Plane tix are just raising in price every day. So, if you are looking for art, alters, token packs, all proceeds will directly fund a plane ticket. #MCVegas26

Go listen to me talk! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwmb...

Very excited to talk about King Gizz with Kathleen later tonight. Y'all should come hang out with us, it'll be a cool time!

Music stream tonight! @interestingmtg.bsky.social and I are going to hang and out talk about one of favourite bands... KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD!!! 9:30 pm Pacific at twitch.tv/bravenewfaves

Last day to get in on this. We have so many alterists pushing to get money in the hands of actual trans people I know you've been conditioned to donate to charities, but this will do real IMMEDIATE good and you know that your money goes to a trans person in need. Big love to those who are helping

HERES A FEW FACTS ABOUT TONIGHTS POD: PAWD:STACKED DECKS:CRACKED HOGS:CRANKED GAMES:HAWT AS FRICK TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social @juwuniper.bsky.social WE'LL BE GOING LIVE AT 1030 PM OVER ON THE PURPLE APP!

Good ole' craters #CraterhoofBehemoth #mtg #MagicTheGathering

They are admittedly upset to learn that rather than listening in on non-game conversations that may give advertisers clues about how to target their marketing, the conversations they record are almost exclusively related to the game itself.

🚨 LIVE NOW 🚨 I am live slanging spells with some delightful peeps! Make sure to stop by for games and good laughs! @onionbug.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social @headology.bsky.social Sponsored by the magical men at @moxfield.com! twitch.tv/manacurves

fun fact: jaheira poses the same way in her bg3 portrait as in her bg2 portrait

“It was around hour 6 when I revealed the counter magic in my hand to stop a win attempt, and the other three did too. We agreed to a turn cycle without casting spells. After that, the screen turned red briefly, and we heard a low hum, but nothing more than that."

@ifycomedy.com 🤝 @ollie.bostoncubeparty.com

We had @commandzoe.bsky.social on for today’s episode and I really had a blast chatting with her. This is a great episode and i promise you’ll enjoy! Get it on your podcasts app!!! youtu.be/uwmbT6DxgOg?...