"Broadly speaking, this is what evil clerics such as my character, Bleak Badpriest, would do if given a powerful, destructive weapon such as the popular Sphere of Annihilation or hundreds of Minuteman III Missiles.”

This week I'm fundraising for Trans Lifeline! I have matching for up to $6000 (Thanks Mental Misplay and Moxfield!), so your money goes even further towards a great cause. People need support right now, and I'm doing what I can with my platform to help! tinyurl.com/thrabenu

No Artificial Intelligence was used in the production of today's piece. No, this is all-natural free range stupidity on display. My latest from Commander's Herald: www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/c...

Never painted anything like this before or like, on a canvas ever. In the words of @finncapashen.bsky.social: “The only wrong move is to do nothing” Also there’s estradiol valerate mixed in the green whisps and stars

GOING LIVE AT RIGHT NOW OVER ON THE PURPLE APP! WE GOT A STELLAR MF'IN POD FOR YOU TONIGHT WITH SOME KILLER MF'IN FRIENDS! FEATURING: @headology.bsky.social @infinitokens.com NOT TOM CRUISE (Hes a Tom Cruise impersonator) COME THROUGH AND CRANK IT WITH THE GREATEST TO EVER PLAY THE GAME

Here is maybe my hottest New Jersey take The seminal New Jersey media isn't The Sopranos It isn't Big Night It isn't, god forbid, Jersey Shore or the Kevin Smith filmography It is Bob's Burgers. The true spiritual heart of New Jersey on screen.

This was so much fun! I'm STILL STREAMING but will be taking a BRB to eat some food and then return for some Blue Prince!

Hi friends the due date is drawing near, and I am worried. Please consider sharing. And if you would like to help but don't want art, consider dropping something in the bucket ❤️❤️❤️ ko-fi.com/mtgcritical

people on here will post anything. "Kefka had hoes." No he didn't. That isn't true.

bisexual final boss

if you're transgender you gotta live

philly dyke march with @commandzoe.bsky.social babyyyy

So uh. I'm gonna play Blue Prince on stream! You should tune in! I'll be live... shortly! Join me at twitch.tv/benjithebrewer in like 15 minutes after I finish updating my stream info so y'all don't think it's a Magic stream.

We all drew straws to see who’d have to write this boringly obvious piece and I ended up being the unlucky gal, so let’s just get this stupid thing over with, yeah?

FULL CRANK-TIDINGS TO YOU AND YOURS. BUT ONLY IF YOU PULL THRU TO THIS MONUMENTAL STREAM OF THICCCCCC 👌 GAMERS. FEATURING: @commandzoe.bsky.social @girldickenergy.bsky.social WAFFLE MF MAN 30 (OUR BOI CLINT) TONIGHT AT 1030 PM EST 🔥🐗🔥🐗

✨️insomnia✨️

Hey everyone! My girlfriend and I have been asked to vacate our apartment by June 20th, and we’re still jobless. There’s no way to stay and I don’t want to, but any help you can spare would be really appreciated. V: jmkauflin CA: wootmegg If all you have is PayPal and you want to help DM me

In the video, two gamers are playing a game of Magic with cards hard to discern due to the issues inherent in generative AI video. However, one card does become visible at the :34 second mark, played by a competitor with a coquetish grin that quickly melts into his chin for a few frames.

Happy Pride to non-binary folks! When I asked the friend who sent me this image how they wanted to be credited they said, "a cute thembo." So, extra happy Pride to all my thembo friends!

If you've ever considered commissioning work from me in the past, I could really use the funds right now, like this week. I'm just a DM away and very happy to work with you on pricing. You can also check my sale posts for alters and finished art. Sharing is also huge. Please and thank you. <3

“Y’see, when our employees first came to us with this union business, we thought it was a phase. Like all children, our employees would of course be rowdy and unruly at times, but deep down we knew we were all a family and it would all blow over.”

We stand with the union. commandersherald.com/eager-to-pro... @envy.bsky.social @commanders-herald.bsky.social @joethedumber.bsky.social

Wizards will be promoting pride events for MTG while doing this shit to their trans emoloyee's voting to unonize. Kinda makes that look disingenuous.

So after openly deadnaming all our trans folks last week, leadership apologized, but then did not update employee's names for the vote today. This means our trans employees are being forced to openly deadname themselves in order to vote in today's union election. This is deeply fucked.

commandersherald.com/interview-i-... We can all dream of a better world. Won't do you much good, but you can.

Happy pride, everyone! This week’s giveaway is a drawing of She-Ra on the back of my Trans Rights Brigone proxy! Just repost this and be following me to enter! I will pick a winner on Sunday the 7th.

I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️‍🌈💖

If you don't like it, you can stop using it at any time.

Happy Pride Month, babes!

Happy pride everyone. Be gay. Eat the rich. Give trans women money for no reason.

FUCK IT, WHO NEEDS A VTUBER MODEL! NEW DESIGN DEBUT TOMORROW (6/1) AT 7PM CST!! HAPPY PRIDE I'M COMING OUT AS A BITCH AND GETTING THE SHIT SCARED OUT OF ME WHILE PLAYING MISIDE icon by the enormously talented @kettleyokai.bsky.social

13 Hour Stream: done. There are no words to express how grateful I am to everyone who tuned in today. Everyone who donated. Everyone who was part of the pods or spread the word. We raised $880 for Trans Lifeline and I am in absolute shock. What this community can do when we come together is amazing

Turns out casting an Exanguinate for 28 is good! Shoutout to black mana and emotional support from this Elephant @infinitokens.com. Keep the stream on and watch Em go up against the Actual All-Star Pod @commandzoe.bsky.social, @drsmallstufz.bsky.social, and @notgodzilla.bsky.social!!!

about to start this pod! get in here and help us break 4 figures!!

6 PM PST, Sat, May 30 @ratqueenem.bsky.social's charity EDH-a-thon to benefit @translifeline.org is still LIVE. A new pod is getting ready to start: twitch.tv/rathousePR I got my donation in, and they've raised $800 so far! You can donate here: give.translifeline.org/rathousePR

THE DAY IS HERE Stream goes live at 10:30AM EST with games starting at 11AM. Check the schedule below and I’ll see you all day! 💜

Tried my hand at something bigger than a magic card

WHO UP WAITING TO CRANK IT WITH THE BEST POD OF PEOPLE TO PLAY MAGIC WITH ON A FRIDAY NIGHT?! FEATURING: @commandzoe.bsky.social @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social @juwuniper.bsky.social GOING LIVE AND CRANKIN SPELLS RIGHT NOW OVER ON THAT PURPLE APP!

screenshot this because i'll never say it again zoe's right

This article feels exceptionally appropriate as I navigate trying to stay active and present in this space while simultaneously trying to not die. I’d appreciate you giving it a read🖤 the better these articles do, the more I get to write 😘 commandersherald.com/we-cant-cont...

He just sits like that.

Illustrated ADHD

Pod 6 I start losing my sanity at 9PM EST. Will it be chaotic? Probably! But at least I’ll be joined by: @notgodzilla.bsky.social @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social - DONATE: give.translifeline.org/rathousePR STREAM: twitch.tv/rathousePR

Official schedule thread! We are 24 hours away from the big-ass fundraising stream for Trans Lifeline! I’m incredibly excited to be joined by a bunch of amazing guests for these pods. Also! We will be doing some giveaways for folks who donate. Any donation $5 automatically enters you to win :) 🧵

Stealing your wife total to increase my own.

To everyone that shared good, employable vibes. Thank you. I GOT THE JOB I'LL BE EMPLOYED AGAIN AS OF MID AUGUST 😭😭😭😭

Ok y'all it's going to be live as of this post! www.kickstarter.com/projects/831... @kickstarter.com #Photography #Nature #BetterDaysMTG

‘That’s Not How It GOES 😤: Harrowing Tales of Someone Else Loaded the Dishwasher’