nothing a transphobe can say will ever make me want to kill myself more than seeing the unflattering angle of my face provided by the CVS self checkout

i was like "ill learn shibari that'll make me more sexually appealing as a domme" and instead i just found a new kink for myself so thats cool

rainy day, got bored, trying a new hobby

bro i swear to fuck my neighbor's snoring is so loud i hear it through my fucking wall

white girl in this cafe wearing a "walk with god" sweatshirt and a necklace with a pendant in the shape of Africa but i could save her

shopping list but its just items for my elden ring build and all of them are associated with the gloam eyed queen or ranni bc im Yuri like that

dude at open mic night sounds like john mulaney but is actually gay i think dude has been robbed

funny how party unity matters when they want me to support kamala or newsom, but not when my rights matter, then the democrats have no cohesion

Cafe owner: oh she never sits on people! you must have great energy me, aware of cat's ability to know when people are going to die: 😰 my bladder, full to bursting but now doomed to wait until the animal leaves: 🤬

Summarize your bsky account in 4 images

hello please send me offers for how much you would pay to buy my handle @envy.bsky.social ty

i dont care if your childhood classic series is receiving a long-awaited new installment mine isnt and i hate your happiness

woke is cancelled, elves are insane and racist again

i lived in the south just long enough to clock when someone's accent is from Georgia/alabama/south carolina vs southwest heard a guy say "vegetable awll" tonight and was like 🤨

hot bisexual slid into my DMs saying she wants to make me her princess for an evening bros dont let me fumble this i need a win

dawg how do i not be so angry and jaded all of the time its exhausting

explaining transgender to my middle aged coworker: "so you know that one song 'Lola'? yeah that one by the kinks"

warner brothers this, warner brothers that. why don’t you ever warn a brother when ICE is on my block huh

bro said

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every once in awhile when my account feels too monetizable i like to post some really out of pocket tmi shit or a nude just to scare off the fairweather followers its like firing a glock in my backyard to keep property taxes down & slow gentrification

sticking it in her soft and slow and quietly moaning "chat is this anything?"

New Panties Don't Fit Round Ass 😔

me: haha can you believe they predicted we'd all be having sex with robots by the end of 2025? As if, clankers!! the $400 sex machine pounding my asshole: -.. --- / .. / -- . .- -. / -. --- - .... .. -. --. / - --- / -.-- --- ..- ..--..

ive failed u @falloutboy.bsky.social im only in ur top 0.5% listeners down from 0.05% last year I will accept ritual beheading by renowned katana master Pete Wentz promptly also how in the world do i have more followers than yall thats so funny

fit today was pretty good, btw

I still think about this anytime I wear a skirt, like today when a strong breeze went by and my first thought was "My mom is a freak huh"

I know blanchardism isnt real becuase the most AGP thing I've heard in my life was said by my cisgay mother I was complaining about how skirts are scary because of accidentally flashing your panties to people, and she said "yeah but that's part of the fun, right? the rush of vulnerability?"

hot they/thems love having a little morning crashout-and-cry at incredibly inopportune times !!

in the delivery room rn {me & another tgirl are building a new PC for her}

commuter rail my beloved thank you for delivering me to the promised land

I HATE IT HERE I HATE IT HERE FUCK TRAFFIC LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME LET ME GO HOME

its crazy how much i hate central Massachusetts given how much i love eastern and western mass

sometimes i think having a really young mom is fun because we are very open with each other then she tells me all the times she's sold her underwear to internet pervs for extra cash

anyone more kinky than me is a vile freak and anyone less kinky than me is boring prude

trying to convine my mother to move to boston so i can take her to Intergenerational lesbian coffee hour where the octogenarians harvard dykes can help me convert her to being a socialist

just found out my mom doesnt know who mussolini is or that Italy ever had fascism. she was like "no italy rules our family is from there!" and i was like 'so true sandra, when did pur family move here?' she said "uhh in the 1920s i think"

i bet being an oyster and having a pearl removed feels good as fuck

Its why I hate socialists who've never been poor. I don't want to hear the intellectual critique that you ripped from watching that nepobaby Hasan. I'm not reading your thread about how you think Mamdani isn't a real socialist because he's not abolishing NYPD. You're out of touch with poor people

And this is heartbreaking, because I don't ever want to shit on where I come from, but like dude what are we supposed to do when the working class is so beaten down

My mom complains about Trump, but doesn't vote. She thinks the election is decided for her. She's not like... wrong, with the way the electoral college works and her being in a blue county, but she means that she actually thinks democracy does not exist at all, that the votes are for show.

And like, its hard because the idealist socialist in me wants to be like "no the masses will rise up and help us overthrow their chains" but holy shit the part of me who actually grew up in this and goes home to it for the holidays knows that my folks cant even imagine a better world

dawg i forgot how extremely undereducated this country lets poor folks be like i grew up in section 8 housing and shit but now all my friends are college grad champagne socialists arguing marx but like, my little sister can't effectively read and my mother thinks the moon landing was fake

my mother, sister, and brother were all just chainsmoking this holiday and i realized im not actually that smart, just every person in my family is perpetually stoned so i feel smarter than them by comparison

sister's boyfriend looks like a funkopop reddit mod and has joe rogan politics im praying hes not a chaser

slowly realizing my sister is becoming a new hampshire libertarian how do i save her she's all stonerhippy ecofash its awful

boymoding

finally, an accurate protrayal of plymouth rock {its covered in piss}