This hasn't stopped others from exploring their trade options. Earlier this weekend, a deal that would have dealt the card for two future first-round draft picks was shot down by league officials, saying it would be an unfair advantage at Wednesday Night Cube.

No satire here, this is just genuinely pleasant.

For those of you looking to net deck your personality, we've assembled some resolutions to help you briefly improve before going back to your usual vices in a few weeks.

"I often try to assign the Communist Manifesto to my students, which is supposed to be the layman's version, but they can't even handle that. So when they start turning in essays on the political history of Shandalar, I just shrug and let it happen. At least they're listening to SOMEONE."

this is what I'm running for those of you asking. probably Aether Syphon should be replaced by a couple more bounce spells -- if you get Hope out, play Riverchurn on T3, and then play a T4 Space-Time Anomaly, you're probably very close to closing the deal.

Remember, even your favorite indie folk band loves mill; it's inescapable.

"I've purchased a few concert poster Secret Lairs to act as my exam charts. My elderly customers are a little confused by them, but that's only because they're used to reading Revised cards."

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It's the quiet comfort of knowing that nothing is ever truly gone. And, if we're honest, it's the sometimes problematic enjoyment of watching our friends squirm. Don't worry, I'm not here to shame you.

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have been following this account since the old days and this is the best one I’ve ever seen. My God. “You’re about to extend your style to your hairstyle” is like a fortune teller roasting his client

"My God, man, it's bad enough I have to deal with your destitute nonsense on the clock, only to have to face you once again when I come to this gaming parlor! Do you know what it took for me to get this deck together?"

"These decks, containing the same cards but with different names, will definitely appeal to those that love the holidays and do not like diversity."

The press release comes hot on the heels of the release of the second season of Amazon's Fallout streaming show, which would've been a great time to release reprints of the Universes Beyond: Fallout set.

"I mean, it just makes sense, right? All the heroes have to do is get him more and more angry. We've been having Mark Ruffalo get into character by stepping on Lego bricks all morning."

"Battling product fatigue for so long really took it out of him. A few years back, some other kid in his ward used their Make-A-Wish to ask them to make more Magic cards. Should've known it'd be a monkey's paw situation."

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"I use some extra draft chaff to see into people's personal lives and glean what I can using my gift of Foresight. The problem is whatever I do, all I see is people throwing their money into a fire or spending $250 on a pauper deck."

"Pete was just bad at the game. Like, every time he scored a hit, he'd guess the exact same square again the next turn. Which was odd because he also cheated constantly, leaning over to my side to peek."

While cuffing is typically a term reserved for romantic couplings, experts say this type of pop-culture coupling during the winter season is increasingly common. Other examples include re-downloading Final Fantasy XIV or binge-watching critically acclaimed sitcoms from the 1970s.

"Mere hours after releasing their planned second chapter for Lorwyn Eclipsed, a multiversal sized shadow was cast over the set's moment when the first round of Marvel Super Heroes were spoiled."

"The WOTC fix is in. This was always going to happen when Universes Beyond was allowed to go unchecked. I haven't been happy since 1996."

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"If you think about it, the King James Bible was the first errata. I see your Geralf's Messenger has undying, just like a certain friend of mine. Oh, Parallel Lives multiplies your Food tokens? Hmm, reminds me of some loaves and fishes."

"Its rules are taken nearly verbatim from an older card game, known as Euchre, made for a subset of a standard deck of playing cards. This revelation was brought forward after Aunt Eileen offered to teach us the original game following Thanksgiving dinner."

While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.

Perfect juxtaposition

They gotta at least drag it over to the skate park at the UN plaza so people can replicate the Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater SF level.

"I wiped the dust off of the dilapidated cardboard deckbox and caressed the dog-eared Dragon Shields I sleeved the precon with all the way back in 2012. I could tell they were excited to be out again, I just wish it wasn't for the last time."

"Mhmm, yes, I am single legendary creature," Rograkh said while stumbling around in comically oversized sleeves. "Am a Goblin with many keyboards, just like Dockside."

"I've seen some things in my day. Loyal dogs trampled by giants, and beloved heroes reanimated from their graves. But there was just something evil about the glee in his eyes when he tapped for one red."

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Satire makes the world go 'round

"At first I thought I said something that might be upsetting to Brett. On the contrary, Brett's face lit up and became quite animated as he began talking, most of which I didn't understand."

"The pony kicked him right in the ass, and he fell straight into the rest of the cake. Went right through the folding table WWE style. Everyone was laughing at this tiny, cute thing terrorizing him. Poor guy told the pony 'I yield! I yield!' I wanted to help, but I was just laughing too hard."

"Nobody wants to buy anything except for rare cards, because they're starting to realize that Monopoly has never been fun to play and that the new generation of My Little Pony isn't as good as that other one. You know, the one with Rainbow Dash?"

"He believes that if he buys something cool someone else made and claims it's his, people will like him since that worked a few times in the past. But man, it's hard to claim you made a deck while we're literally watching you take the cellophane off the cards."

"Robert F Kennedy Jr, The United States Secretary of Health and Human Services, has taken aim at curing autism spectrum disorder over the course of his time in office. When asked what he meant by that a 4/4 wurm burst from the secretary's left nostril."

"You wanted me on turn one? Yeah, I wanted you to wash your goddamn hands before touching me. Life is full of disappointments. You're the one who put me here, I didn't ask to be played."

"We can't do anything properly in this country without compromise, and I know you'll help me out even though you've never done so before. As a matter of fact, why don't I just give all of the cards to you, so you know how supportive I can be?"

"We don't want to do a lot of work, and Gustave from Clair Obscur kinda looks like Clive, Ifrit's Dominant, so repacking French Final Fantasy cards works for us!"