friend just said to me "you have the perfect amount of religious trauma. bc like you don't HAVE to talk about it. people know."

Yes through years of pure dedication and will, I have become the Mystic of Feet

“I’ve never felt more welcome at my LGS, and I’ve developed quite a taste for confetti foils too! I love my Ygra deck, and this really lets me lean into the theme. I really hate the triple-sleevers though, their cards take forever to tear into, but it really does lock the freshness in!”

“That’s what I’m f—ing talking about!”
 Alysa Liu as she leaves the ice 🔥

STOP THE COUNT

Assist was so damn nice too

From @theathletic.com: What a comeback from Amber Glenn. The American figure skater had a nearly flawless routine in her free skate after her disappointing women’s short program. “What a brilliant, redemptive skate. She just fought so hard.” nyti.ms/4arq55z

Spoiled earlier this week (and I do mean spoiled because something about it STINKS) was a new copy of Trouble in Pairs. After my initial excitement wore off, I couldn’t help but notice something odd about the new art.

What are you giving up for lent? commandersherald.com/tmnt-prompts...

It is unclear what provoked the use of the Blasphemous Act in the first place, but one source tells us it “set off panic bells” as it was “something here from somewhere else".

i think jesse jackson was one of the most important american political figures of the post-war era and i think that his 1984 and 1988 campaigns for the democratic nomination still have a great deal to teach about forging a path to a more egalitarian world. RIP.

Melissa Baker & Charlene Lawyerer, two members of the pod with different backgrounds (Baker with Master Chef and Lawyerer with $40k in student loan debt) first grazed each other’s fingertips above the oddly progressive anime titty playmat.

I knew it

"He had brought an entire box that were professionally printed with blue cores and just started handing them out to all of the players while someone with a phone and a ring light followed him around."

"I’m just trying to save me and another person having to skate for nothing, when we can both have half of a medal that President Trump will call us and demand we hand over to him.”

Elk me, daddy.

Women's Figure Skating Team Celebrates Lutri Unbanning photo courtesy of @joethedumber.bsky.social

Amber Glenn, please come to my LGS!!

my entire skyline is just people talking about amber glenn being into magic the gathering. i love bluesky, the nerdy sports website for millennials

😭😭😭

"Magic Grinder Injects Penis With Tylenol Ahead Of Arena Open"

🪨🇺🇸🦅

Prayers up for my favorite format 🙏

“He just kept tossing the packs that didn’t have a foil and saying he was ‘increasing his chain’. No one could get in or out until he pulled one after 40 attempts. The shop still smells like curry from his foil hunting experiments last weekend.”

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Good morning. Fuck ice. Say it back.

"They're taking the water right out of our land, our country, and now our decks. If it wasn't for the tax incentives given to wealthy people in town that I so desperately want to be, I'd have half a mind to tear that damn data center down."

Hylda has the right idea…

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

the nyt says that no version of events in minneapolis can be "verified independently." but that's not true! there are multiple videos proving that the ICE version of events is a total lie. maybe the nyt can, y'know, watch one of them? www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

"Pete was just bad at the game. Like, every time he scored a hit, he'd guess the exact same square again the next turn. Which was odd because he also cheated constantly, leaning over to my side to peek."

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

While it remains unclear how they mechanically fit into the new set's theme, there's no doubt Bullshit fits nicely with the overall direction of Standard.

The "he's not gonna listen to her" reactions are missing many points. Lots of other people are also hearing it. Lots of people can see him hearing it, then weigh what she's said with what he'll do. Lots of people can see her refusal to surrender these ancient teachings to the latest face of empire