baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

thinking about this chart again. can't imagine what yzerman would be willing to trade just to get a pair of replacement level bottom-pairing D

me in approximately 6 minutes

Cross Hanas grew up playing with mini sticks in the locker room of a Stars team featuring Glen Gulutzan and Jamie Benn. Tonight, Hanas could make his Texas Stars debut in another full-circle moment. Really enjoyed hearing about his journey. www.starsthoughts.com/p/cross-hana...

this is gold

our heroes at taliercios have come to save the day

ginger ale should be as commonplace coke or dr pepper. i should be able to get a massive cup of ginger ale at hockey games

online in general is about the crucial authenticity of our whining and the sinister frivolity of everyone else's whining

??/ now why are we involved

got done dirty by an exploding blueberry again so, in my escalating war against blueberries, i am now preemptively stabbing all of them before eating them

the otter-hellebuyck duel ended the way everyone expected !

bravo, sharks!

hello to my new goat nils

it was NOT a rehash of the vancouver game. maybe these stars are not last year's stars

okay neil graham has some work to do lmao

they're drift compatible (iykyk)

🌀 robo you want to score a hatty so bad 🌀

okay, glen and neil, you've had two periods of miro as the pp qb. try harley now

i unironically love when stars games are just mikko appreciation games

NILS??? OUR FATED #4 RHD????

bruh

a great reminder that Mikko Rantanen is a Dallas Star

oh the red wings might be BAD bad this year

Happy new year, Stars fam!! Here's a list of #TexasHockey fans to follow. Does anyone else have a list they want to share??

one of these days i'll be able to access victory+ without getting a server error first

i'd recognize the HEB center anywhere lmao

what is it with central division captains returning to play against the stars

another guy i stupidly put on the bench wth

Friendly reminder for anyone that needs it: the last team to fire Pete DeBoer won the Stanley Cup the following season.

the new thing that girls are into is tesseracts. if you’re trying to impress women in 2025 you need to up your tesseract game, player

GET UP, IT'S FINALLY GAME DAY 🤩 🆚 Winnipeg Jets ⏰ 7:00pm CT 📍Canada Life Centre 📺@victoryplustv 📱https://victoryplus.com/share/series_games_dallasstars_2/7499?categorySlug=category_victory_games_default 📻 @dfwticket @fliff | #TexasHockey

(hockey should adopt the EPL practice of punishing players for signaling for a penalty. It's insufferable.)

sharing jeff toates's new victory+ show here because it's interesting! and it has to do with the stars! victoryplus.com/player/FTEB/...

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nill really taking his sweet time

“i actually prefer working in the office” bro hates making a nice breakfast for himself

ritzy ahl grad post 🔜

What happens when a Mikko Rantanen PP one-timer meets Jake Oettinger’s water bottle?

the finns all picking each other 🙂‍↕️

Winnipeg locks up Kyle Connor, keeping one of the best powerhouse offensive lines in the league together. Connor is arguably a top 5 scorer who blends a deadly arsenal of shots with a great feel for open pockets of space and individual creation skill with the puck. 📈 lb-hockey.com

i mean the kyle connor deal is huge as a robo comp. if mikko’s contract is the hard ceiling for the stars, then maybe robo will take a bit less than connor

bit into a blueberry and it exploded and got blueberry juice in my eye. not even mad, i just didn't know that was a thing that could happen

petition for them to recreate this one with otter

the panthers are dropping like flies my god

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

starting a conversation: when will chicago get frank nazar the support he needs? they're making him do everything himself!

let's gooooo

Dino Ciccarelli

Harley-Heiskanen could arguably be the best D pair in the league, and likely the most balanced too. Both guys bring dynamic passing qualities, excellent skating, and phenomenal results. Pretty sure that's the highest chemistry boost for any 2 players actively on the same team too. 📈 lb-hockey.com

quinn hughes >>>>>>