what a relief the post-game stuff must be for team canada. they almost had to explain why their team of unparalleled all stars and award winners blew it against a team that voluntarily left jason robertson at home

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

HARNS DOWN BABY

I’ve been talking about Alysa Liu’s story about her quitting skating only to come back and become even better because she did it for herself and this came to me in a dream…

🥇 Major League Soccer and Seattle Sounders star Paul Rothrock shares his inspiration from Alysa Liu’s gold medal Olympics skate. Rothrock scored and goal and had an assist in the match against the Colorado Rapids leading the team to their first win of the season.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

the mikko news

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

tom wilson and brad marchand, when i catch you

okay but robo inspiring other hockey player cat dads is kinda cute... theahl.com/news/canucks...

LMAO i love women

remi (back-up) time...????

hell yeah we got poets out here leading our soccer chants

one of the tkachuks (?) going "absolutely" when trump first brings up inviting the woman and then immediately shutting up when he realizes that trump's just mocking them. loser. loser!!

okay wait which player was this? i need to know 😭

unironically me. youtube shorts is THE place to be if you want to see blurry home videos of people's pets with like 2 likes and weird bg music

megan keller should get to beat jack hughes's punk ass for hugging her and daring to compare himself to her and then yucking it up with trump after.

just can't fathom basically selling out your fellow hockey players - who you've known personally for years and years - to the slimiest, least popular president. what fucking losers the men's hockey players are omg

lowkey this is the most disappointing like oh y'all talked a big game about supporting the women and showed up to their games but i guess that didn't mean anything

me (posting on the neopets role playing forum): it’s actually funny how this has become such an unserious space for neopians. it’s losing neopoints, will never be relevant, and is seen as a joke among the neopets battledome forum

lowkey it is kinda ruining my vibe a little how desperate the men's team seems to be for validation from the trump admin like okay damn. this WAS fun past-tense but can everyone wrap it up and go home

Saw something cool at the grocery store today.

I, too, wish I could have a 3x Vezina, 3x NHL All-Star, 2x Jennings (solo), 1x Hart, 179.85 GSAx (1st place, 60 more than 2nd) since 2017-18 goaltender vindicate my fringe roster decisions by only allowing 1 goal against vs 5.61 xG in the Gold Medal game

I already miss the Olympics.

very excited for people to go back to ignoring hockey again. boring seattle kraken games let's goo

btw it is not my business what a RW outrage grifter who pays for a bluecheck on twitter in 2026 is saying. you do not have to post those takes here. let them die on that site. let the site die.

brock nelson, you have the chance to do the funniest thing (gloat to the three canadian avs players who you beat to win gold)

Jack Hughes 🤝 Megan Keller Golden goals to beat Canada

the Olympics were a delight on here and I will miss posting about them with you all Bluesky is truly the app of sports

hilary knight and evan bates are both so tall lmao they look like giants

actually sick as hell seeing non-fans amazed by hellebuyck's performance and asking if he's the best goalie in the world because, yeah, he kinda is. that's so fun. y'all got to see the goat do his thing

my cocomelon

quinn hughes came up to that press conference podium mad as hell lmfao he went after new jersey media and toronto media.. no one's safe

all of us (who are pure of heart etc etc) rn

bluesky: the hockey app

hellebuyck had an assist on the GWG too.. get you a man, etc

they need to import this to the Stanley Cup playoffs, watching hockey players be handed stuffed animals while they seethe is the new funniest thing in the world

look, hellebuyck needed the emotional support. they pulled their weight

Jake Oettinger:

USA group pic and a second with Johnny Gaudreau's kids

DYLAN LARKIN AND ZACH WERENSKI AND THE GAUDREAU KIDS

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

otter looks so happy with his little stoat, naturally

ellen hughes crying oh i might cry again

helly cellyyyy

(handing the most heartbroken, disgusted-looking hockey player a stuffed animal) congratulazioni! enjoy the stoat

most of the Olympics have had a real “wow it’s amazing for everyone on the medal podium, they’re thrilled for each other and one another” this, uh, not so much

US hockey players honored the late Johnny Gaudreau after their gold medal win ❤️ His family was in the stands to see the moment.