incredible things happening on r/Houston this morning

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tnt absolutely eviscerating carolina's defense rn lmao

fine i'll unmute all the carolina hurricanes related words i had muted

holy moly habs

choosing to believe this is why we were all getting our notifs flooded by c*rter h*rt defenders

i'm like way angrier at this than i should be

yeag

genuinely what is going on with brett kulak though

hockey

"Pathetic..."

Because you don't read enough LeGuin.

that's entering my vernacular immediately

i relate to the blocker ngl. if you're also born in november, catch this block

When I see somebody's work that looks better than mine, I know my only options are to improve myself or ruin them with an elaborate plot deployed over the course of two decades.

oh this was so easy!! a lifesaver. no more getting bamboozled by hallucinated AI answers

me explaining why wyatt johnston is better than alexander radulov (ok i'm really stretching the ways i can relate these to the stars at this point)

this is a masterpiece

as i've always said, go brock nelson and co.

❌ no canadians allowed ❌

alright fine, if google doesn't want to do it, maybe we can start our own search engine. does anyone know who won the 1973 world series

last week i was in a meeting and had to look up something on the fly and i read out the answer from google's ai overview and the other person in the meeting was like um. no that's not true. and it wasn't true. google's ai just hallucinated a different reality.

been throwing corn in everything i eat lately. grilled cheese? corn mixed into the cheese. spinach tortellini alfredo? you guessed it. corn. i love corn.

who is that tall dude

seeing a hockey team that probably did not deserve to win their series fluking into a win is so inspiring as a stars fan.. maybe that will be us one day.

everyone look away lane hutson didn't mean to do that

ALLEZ

i don't think i'm built for this (watching ot playoff hockey)

don't you dare, david

love a good ol hockey match

could've done meat/bull

they're trying to silence me, the world's biggest habs bandwagoner

GUY DYING OF TUBERCULOSIS IN 1910: I wish I was getting addicted to sportsbetting right now

BREAKING: we have Bevo's mascot reveal!

now that’s what i’m talkin about

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

how it feels sometimes

when everyone says we need to trade for whatever washed-up defenseman is available this summer

Yogurt...but it's just the water (investors groan) ... and it has AI (investors nod eagerly, one hands me his children to keep)

nhl refs

Lies

canes-avs feels so inevitable unforch

3 goals on 3 shots? holyyy

when people start talking about a player's plus minus

no shot they let arber xhekaj score on them

eurovision song contest... asia?

I've been watching so much sports lately that I accidentally googled "weather score" to see what the weather is today