diet coke, tall can

Merry Christmas from stranger things. they got you a vecna jizz dimension. i hope you like it

"shut UP! no more buzz balls! shut up!" - mr pilnok's brother, as all three 30-something women begin c a c k l i n g in unison

guys c'mon it's only 10pm stop saying merry crimus

For real tho have a great one y'all 💖

chat this is nile. she's the most undervalued poster on the Internet. her only defect is severe adhd and she's kinda a shut in and she doesn't reply to any form of communication ever and she gets over stimulated easily and she passes out sometimes and has to sit in the shower and she's a crybaby and

joke idea swole santa knows who's natty and nice

my little sister's 3 year old daughter happens to be EXACTLY like my sister was at that age which means 1) she can be a real punk 2) she doesn't know it yet but i have like 30 years of experience with this exact brand of punk she has no idea what she's in for

"why are you on the harbor freight sign in page" "NOOOOO!!!! 😭" "lets get you back to YouTube" "NOOOOOO-OH-OH-OHHH!!! 😭😭" "why do you want to be on the harbor freight sign in page??" "i doooooooon't 😭" "then why are you crying that i made it go away??"

old memes i made of star trek with dril quotes thread

trish the dish!

is Timeless about to become my comfort format??

a lot of my thoughts about mtg tournament casting in this thread ultimately i find that every pro magic player *thinks* they can commentate as well bc they don't see these as two independent skills. soooo much goes into it that you don't consider. makes me feel like this bender/god moment a lot lol

the 'Timeless' tournament breaking for a 5 minute long EoE ad is really funny

this is a real shame bc i think Timeless is actually a pretty fun format but things like this + full control shenanigans make arena soooo rough for real competitive play

tis the season for listening to the Neo Yokio christmas song on loop for those who celebrate

this has remained my vocal stim for 5 months, much to the dismay of those around me

watching the kid's Spider-Man show with my niece and ms marvel just said "embiggen" the kids are alright

Joanie Taylor Thomas

#itsnevertoolate happy holidays!!

Another throwback of one of my favorite alters from this year, enjoy!

handmade beaded rat purse

how my new-to-magic friends look at every rare in their pack as I'm trying to explain why the common kill spell is better for us

spent an hour modding my 3ds yesterday, which was a chore, but it was all worth it in the end better call 3ds

i don't read lore someone tell me why people are freaking out about the new mtg article

i have a page in my notes app that i put random ideas for work, but for some reason i type these ideas as if I'm like, paying per letter and whenever i do this in public i chuckle at the thought of someone watching me open my notes and type some shit like "make rock paper scissors"

it was exactly as my nephew described and yet somehow so much worse

going to see killiam billiam in 70mm and i heard there is a fortnite cutscene after the credits so I'll let y'all know how that is in 70mm

highly highly highly highly recommend logan for your pc building needs. what a fucking pro, this thing is GORGEOUS

do all the people who told me i was wrong when i said Spider Sense was gonna be extremely strong in Standard want to apologize now or later? jkjk, i know those people aren't watching worlds

as a former denverite, it's so fucking hype to see Sam Pardee lock in his top 8 for worlds LET'S GO BAYBEE THE MOUNTAINS NEVER DIE

100% people grossly underestimate how unbelievably hard casting events in general is, and the insane force multiplier that is applied when you're casting the best players in the world for the biggest event in the game if you think you could do better, you're wrong.

so funny how often people talk about the variance in magic as if it is the most important factor in games yet we keep seeing the same people do well in the most intense tournaments

my absolute favorite old school runescape fun fact is that the halfway point between level 1 and level 99 is level 92 lmao

haha sorry i didn't text you back! i just didn't have the energy to do so until 3 in the morning and that felt like a weird time to text so i decided to just live with the dread of needing to reply to you for another day

the chair company is like if David Lynch had directed a season of ITYSL

when you've had like a week of bad insomnia nights in a row and then you slip into a brief 11 hour coma

y'all remember that game that was sent to me that I said was super fun and I played for like 5 hours when I got it? well I'm now partnering with them to help produce it!! I'm really happy to be part of such a fun and well designed game, and if you're in SF this weekend you can see it in person!

twas the night before Home Alone day

oh I forgot to mention! me and my friend / former co-worker Conor scored this as well! we brought a ton of instruments and my laptop into the office and just live scored it over a few days. it was awesome

I am very, very bad that using this app but wanted to drop in to announce that Lou and I are engaged! I am so excited for the next chapter 💓

Some of you may vaguely remember me running around MC Vegas like a chicken with my head cut off carrying tons of video equipment It was to bring this idea I had to reality. This was the last major thing I worked on before leaving TCC, but I left before it was done can't wait to see the result!

yooo Christmas came early from @tolariancommunitycollege.com !! this hoodie is so soft im never taking it off santa shoulda wrapped it!

watching @pg8.bsky.social play izzet affinity and the casters are like "why tf is there a cactuar in the sideboard??" as if my king of games wouldn't run the lil guy lil friend tech 🙄

a generational divide between gen zed and i that I'll never achieve comfort with is their immediate impulse to film/photograph everything nothing sucks me out of a moment more than someone hastily grabbing a phone to document it with

"do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life" is some BULLSHIT that was said by someone who did NOT love what they do

Burmese food fucking rules i am so hashtag blessed to live in a place that is surrounded by it