forgot what shirt i was wearing when i went to workout this morning trainer goes "oh that's an interesting shirt haha" then he goes "is that a brand or something?" and i said "oh no haha" and he goes "it's a bad word..right?" lmao yeah bro for you it IS indeed a bad word

Suck Mcdicken

yooo!! i helped produce this game! very happy to see the first big YouTube video about it the game is SICK and I hope y'all like it :) also you can win a copy below!

commander content creators wanting to talk about the B&R and desperately trying to figure out how to spell rhythm

As a nascent football fan, I was disappointed by yesterday’s Super Bowl. As a non-nascent game designer, I also have a unique perspective which entitles me to see the game not just as it is, but as it could be. Therefore, I would like to propose: TOP TEN WAYS TO FIX FIELD GOALS

me after top surgery

shout out to @aliasv.bsky.social for having an expert knowledge of every card name in this set bless u queen 👑

idc at all if a trans person names themselves a cringe video game name i care immensely if a trans person names themselves a name from outside their culture no, white trans woman, I won't call you yumiko or whatever. I'll be calling you zero suit samus for now

"and then I'm gonna dress up like a GIRL lmao and go on Omegle and it'll be a surprise to people bc they will see me FULLY MADE UP and FEELING PRETTY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE lol and then I'll be like I'M A BRO BRO lmaooo and it'll be a sick prank and in that moment my soul will shatter lol"

had a good night with the sharpie cube :)

a friend played a sharpie cube i made a while back and she sent me pics of her deck i forgot all about this beauty lmao

convincing the squad to get blinged out yugioh necklaces to bring to Vegas

cancelled.

I feel like I should put this out there since it's still early in Black History Month, but if you're looking to have a Black community member/creator as a guest on your content or for an interview let me know. Fairly flexible for most days outside of Wednesdays.

I'd like to thank the academy (aka pilz) for inducting me into the MtG shitposter Hall of Fame I'm excited to use my once a year HoF pass to get a free banger without having to work for it

no i think a bunch of these people are being pretty accurate tbh i think if you are almost exclusively playing edh (and have never really done other formats) then you are likely a 4 at most even if you're like, the best edh player of all your friends

a brand new, never touched the game, never played a tcg Magic player is a 1/10 on the skill scale the greatest player of all time is a 10/10 where do you put yourself?

my new bit is telling people "oh if you're in [any city] i have tons of great restaurant recommendations!" and when they ask just saying burger king impossible whopper no mayo

dropping a caits cage match B&R 5 minutes before wotc does theirs on Monday #firsttomarket

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

I've seen a post or two floating around about an open position in Game Design over at @magic.wizards.com and am here to confirm... it's true! Play Design is hiring! If you think you've got the chops, here's a link to the job itself: careers.hasbro.com/careers/job/... #WOTCstaff

they say that when you're working out consistently you notice changes first, then the people closest to you notice, then everyone notices and i want you all to know that I've already noticed so you're up next WATCH THESE THIGHS HIT LIKE TO SUB TO THESE GLUTES

judges when mother fuckers play Shahrazad be like "I need you to take a sub-game action"

No this exactly. For the love of god PLEASE stop trying to talk like me if you don’t already speak that way to your family nor in your own head

happy black history month! watch a movie made by black people read a book written by black people play a game designed by black people do *something*

the dumbest most small-picture comp grinders you know are gonna start telling you silly things like "the worse deck won" "he got lucky with the bottom of his deck multiple times" it is important that you tell them they are dumb and silly

the mental edge that toni gets going into game 5 can not be understated even going into it on the draw, he's basically going in super saiyan while his opponent has to quickly lace back up I BELIEVE

TONIIIIII

HOLY SHIT TONI PORTOLAN. ARE YOU KIDDING ME #mtgprotour

HOLY SHIT WHAT A GAME

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PORTOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN

HOLY SHIT TONI PORTOLON YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIND 😱😱😱😱

ty to @raffsputin.bsky.social for confirming that if I superior spiderman a grist i end up with a 4/4 grist that is NOT a creature lol

we have living end (reanimator) yawg (cub) jeskai control (jeskai control) temur rhinos (temur harmonizer) nadu (Airbender) storm (lessons) am i missing any?

i wish they would just show every match that they're gonna show, in their entirety, at 1x speed it's the top 8. it's the last day of coverage. coming into a QF match 2 games in is fucking wild

it's so funny how much this temur harmonizer deck resembles Modern temur rhinos *i* think it's cool that Standard is starting to give old Modern vibes, but i truly do not know if this will excite new players, overwhelm them, or have 0 impact on them

she should be paid double whatever the best paid pro tour coverage person is being paid

idk if y'all realize that we are just the foot in the door if you're a person who uses bathrooms at all this should terrify you if you're a person who drives or votes or has a job or ever needs govt ID, this should terrify you financial fucking incentive to "interrogate" people

jesus fucking christ

i love being represented in media which is why when i love when Maynard James Keenan sings about medicated drama queens

good friends and a fat ass are all you really need in life

twink death? you mean level 20?

"do you guys know the term twinking? it comes from mmo's" ummmmm, I'm not sure it does Mr. Koster

when your goat speaks your truth for you 🙏🏻

(flirting) hey girl, if I was on PT coverage with you I'd never talk over or interrupt you

you were saying?