this might be the greatest aesthetic for a deck builder I've ever seen, holy shit

any of y'all goin to emerald city in march?

remember that expensive charizard? i got it graded

blackjack is so awesome

Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact TOLARIA LAW (everyone gets free blue mana)

counting rings is such a bullshit way of figuring out something's age you cut me in half i guarantee you see 4? maybe 5 rings TOPS I'm WAY MORE than five they've taken us for absolute goddamn fools

holding all future episodes of the nile and gerry tea hostage until riot sends me product

dodged tsa deck check even with 6 boxes of riftbound in my bag running hotter than the sun

OKLAHOMO CITY THE PEOPLES JOKER ON NOVEMBER 14TH DONT MISS IT www.oklahomafilmexchange.com/events/the-p...

i am loved

The sandwich exploded on me. I could feel it through my bulletproof vest. The worst part about it, though, was the smells. Onions. Mustard. I'll never forget what I went through that day. How could I. How could anyone. Mustard stains, oh god, the mustard stains.

secret lair list in case you missed it: Able of the mirror breaker Bable of the mirror breaker Cable of the mirror breaker Dable of the mirror breaker Æble of the mirror breaker Fung Wolf Gable of the mirror breaker Heyyy mirror breaker I, the mirror breaker Jable of the mirror breaker Kamble Loot 2

I'm gonna be the best ahri player west of the Mississippi

> be the mtg secret lair twttr account > announce encyclopedia theme > post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages > forget to post an "A" message or any payoff > pat yourself on the back for building hype > don't share the final cards included > announce technical problems

for YEARS i have had a 'sacred duty' with pilnok where i light all of her joints. i call myself 'the keeper of the flame' she had this made for me. it's perfect 🥹

happy piss day!

me: "so i was talking with a friend" you, wokely: "oh what's their name?" me: "her name is Jane" you, unwokely: "oh their name is Jane?"

god bless kcmo

finally back in the land of good gravy

YES YES YES WHAT A DAY WHAT A LOVELY DAY

surprised my bestie by flying across the country to crash her murder mystery birthday party never frieren urself 💚

"okay google: does blastoise's rain dance ability make it rain gurl?"

reminder to check your kids halloween candy, i just found a quantum riddler in this snickers bar

more like brianna poo

*Gets stung through the chest by a Beedrill* Me to the ambulance driver: Don’t you dare fucking take me to the Jaune Pokemon Center, my insurance doesn’t cover it. I would RATHER DIE.

this is unbelievably funny given the average magic player's opinion on secret lairs right now lmaooo

lol lmao "yikes y'all, i just learned that being the trans pickme who throws her people under the bus so she can hang out with people who want her dead is NOT a chill time :/"

convincing my friends that we should get the john wick poker set so we can start using Continental coins as friend group exclusive currency

November 1st

you don't say

me: "haha okay guys this has been a blast but looks like this is my stop! good luck Magic!" magic at its immediate next stop:

pika mother fuckin pee

happy shibuya incident day to those who celebrate

okay, update: i have had this question answered, and I am now looking to speak to game QA testers ON the record about the weirdest, silliest-sounding things they've had to do to make sure games work. the wackier the better. happy to keep folks anon if they prefer. DMs open, email/Signal in bio

just sleeved up a copy of the basic land game to keep on me using EXCLUSIVELY retro border @alaynadanner.bsky.social panorama basics it's about taste. it's about class.

happy birthday to the greatest friend I've ever known absolute love of my life i hope everyone at some point in their lives gets to know a friendship as perfect and true as the one i share with pilz, but you're gonna have to find your own. this one's ours HPD I HOPE YOU HAVE THE BEST DAY ILYSM 💚😭

(u2 voice) IT'S A VIEWTIFUL JOE!!

I'M SO GOOD AT MY JOB DUDE

LET 👏 PLAYERS 👏 DISCOVER 👏 THINGS 👏 ON 👏 THEIR 👏 OWN 👏

this is one of my favorite kind of card designs a card that feels like it is missing a very obviously shaped puzzle piece it really makes your gears start turning and lets the creativity flow props to whoever had a hand in this one 👏🏻

clifford you literally just asked for something in return bro wdym?!

one of the funniest "actor swapped for body double" shots I've ever seen TO A YOUNG MAN WITH A FULL HEAD OF THICK BROWN HAIR?? LMAO

With funding for US Food Assistance programs running out, I'm giving away one Edge of Eternities Booster Box to a random entrant who has donated to a local food pantry. The winner and four runners up will also get a copy of the Magic Cookbook. See rules in next posts. Closes at midnight on 11/3.

she's defrosting

look at this sweet gift my friend gave me for cat sitting 🥹

friend got this really sick die cutter that PERFECTLY cuts things into playing cards we then spent like 2 hours turning every piece of cardboard we could find into cards, including transparent cards lol so cool

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