Flo Mask 50% off sale! These are form-fitting, reusable N95 masks and MUCH cheaper long-run than single use masks. I've used this for years in hospitals, airports etc & can't recommend it enough! Comes w/ filter replacements. I have big cheeks w/ a tiny jaw, most masks don't fit me. This does!

Being one of the Magic scene's top goofballs is hard work, lemme tell ya

“she’s not even on wikifeet”

Still believe Wes Anderson will sweep, but if any bisexual women want a pretext to bite me you know who to vote for

Gen Z Satan: 676

At last Bisexual lighting

Did you know I’m cute and pettable

Can someone explain to me slowly how rankings for Shoebox work. I’m 5-1 and want to go the distance but also want to eat food that didn’t come out of the tubby custard machine.

Easy way around the strait

Chat remind me that I have bills

IT SURE DOES

Auction is live. www.ebay.com/itm/13712407...

SHOEBOX CUBE BOX

Having a wonderful day 0 at @shoebox.gg

Landed in St. Paul. Where are the hot girlies doing blood sacrifices tonight

Morning everyone

wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it

702.139a: Passenger princess is a keyword ability that functions outside the game. It’s written as “Passenger princess—[Condition].” Before the game begins, you may reveal one card you own from outside the game with this ability whose condition is fulfilled by your starting deck. (See rule 103.2b.)

just need 99 more..? this beautiful one is the OG from @amyweberstudio.bsky.social. acquired surprisingly as part of a collection. 😲

KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.” YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!” KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”

A fat dog is being ragebaited by Europe — the fat dog of communism

Ways to get to street paul minnesota without gasoline search google

estrogen is magic 🩷

Dildo conclusion to a dildo piece. "You are either an idiot or a genius" "You can recognize great human writing - which is clunky and mistaken btw" "Human idiosyncracies and personal taste are errors the wonderful machine can iron out" Not even a good dildo. This silly plastic thing got No Veins.

Remembered that I have enjoyed *one* anime, but that anime is Hamtaro, which raises more problems than it solves

Reminder that our event takes place in a board game bar, which can accommodate 60-70 human-sized people.

I don’t get how all of you are supposed to fit in a single shoebox tbh

Anyone want to recommend albums for my 6-hour drive to Shoesboxes?

Enough People were interested! Here’s the surprise card! Oh do I have such ideas for this! There’s one in particular I would love to do 👀 Want a full art foil Platinum Angel? For only 100$ it’s yours! I *might* be able to get it done by shoebox if you’re going, but no promises. Like & share!

Once again struck down with a horrible case of "want to make a cosplay for an anime convention, but besides all the other responsibilities precluding this massive undertaking, I have also never enjoyed a single anime in my life"

(pushes a heaping mound of Comedy Points to the betting window) Scorsese & Anderson in the finals and Anderson takes it

Here is a higher-res image of H.R. Giger holding his Oscar while wearing a Mickey Mouse hat, along with better alt text:

Sex with a well-muscled man on the beach? Oh you mean a Macho Man Sandy Ravage

The T-shirt is proof that supporting Chicago makes you a better Magic player.

If one day Play Magic announces an RC winner and nobody quote skeets that the trophy looks like a buttplug, whisper your fondest memory of me to a rose and lay it on my grave

Closed on an apartment. Never kill yourself

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

As this was happening you were told shoplifting and home invasions were grave threats you needed to abandon any pretense of sympathy to address.

international women’s day

Sarumon at the cuck orb

Watching some criticisms of The Witness, and I need to roll this idea around my head like a tiger playing with meat-filled pumpkin: Bad puzzles assume a construct; good puzzles reveal the lack of one.

No longer accepting any proposals for the treatment of ICE employees post-Trump that do not include the phrase “kind of like kidney stones, but in reverse”

I looked at it on a different screen and it was dark as hell, so I did a color alt.

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

No longer accepting any proposals for the treatment of ICE employees post-Trump that do not include the phrase “kind of like kidney stones, but in reverse”

Release me from this hellknife prison: www.tixtree.com/e/chicago-st...