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This got 1 like when my trophyposts usually get 2 likes, indicating Spider-Man is an utter failure of a set

One and done 🏆

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Chotiner remains so good at getting people to reveal themselves. The Kissinger nonsense is obviously the most revealing, but the real revelation here is just how flexible and malleable Sunstein's actual beliefs and principles are, such that there is no actual consistent view.

Real ones know the rapture already happened

I don’t think you’re allowed to say that as a cis autobattler, Once Upon a Galaxy

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

Part of the reason we need a Dune UB is so we can get a Smuggler’s Copter Godzilla-named to Ornithopter. Make an L1’s head go absolutely Scanners

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

good morning, super friends.

[extremely cake voice]:

These are my ladies 🤲 (sketch) #Hades2 #melnem

Paul and Pacek think they’re Stephen Schwartz. Stephen Schwartz thinks he’s Stephen Sondheim. Stephen Sondheim thought he was Cole Porter. Cole Porter thought he was black

Could I be the sort of person who says "pray return"?

A bun // a bunisher

Bawling

look to each societies' greatest achievement and time & again you will find a dumpling

i had a teacher at a school i used to work at who would get mad when you'd say "the romans killed jesus", so to make him even madder we started saying "the italians killed jesus"

These artifacts are delicious, but I’m absolutely stuffed. Can I get the rest in an atoggy bag?

Blue ridge mountains Shenandoah river Life is old there Older than most bees

Metroidvanias are either Protestant or Catholic. Castlevania? Catholic, of course. Metroid? Protestant. Blasphemous is Catholic. Dead Cells, Protestant. Hollow Knight is Protestant, but Hollow Knight: Silksong is Catholic. That's why people are complaining the game is hard. Cause it's Catholic now.

I actually think it’s good when deeply offputting users have horrible AI avatars. its the 2025 version of this

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

the revolution will not be televised (they canceled their subscriptions)

just saw a tiktok from a disney adult reading from On Tyranny and asking their followers to cancel their d+ and disney trips omg

Fix your brain and heart

Me a week ago, barely weaned: Hannibal is the best captain in Once Upon a Galaxy Me now, an emeritus scholar with ripped pecs:

It's so funny to see companies learning that most people will act in accordance with their values but most of us just aren't as annoying about it as conservatives are

you busy? the monolith from 2001 A Space Odyssey is here. it wants us to—yeah, beat each other to death with bones

Very useful to know that in the rank of patriarchal values, alcohol is a few notches above sexism

It has come to this. #grickledoodle #duck #shame #corporategreed #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

Whoops

Neopets shouldn’t have stopped at Petpets. We deserved to see how deep that hole could go.

Glad that I’ve curated my social media experience such that I didn’t know there was a new Taylor Swift album until my grandma turned on the Today Show this morning.

Alternative version based on current political trends

They still won't protect you 100% from tear gas, but they will protect you from impact and fragmentation injuries. The American Academy of Ophthalmology has recommendations on what to do: www.aao.org/eye-health/t...

Fox in the night - a ring dish / jewelry tray 🦊

aw man

@commandzoe.bsky.social @maelstrompulse.bsky.social Tagging you here in my response to Gwen so it's all in one spot. Here's what I'm missing, in the form of a Notepad screenshot.

Roy Cohn 🤝 Me reading doushinji ‘I wish I was an octopus’

This is an agent of the US federal government, armed for live-fire combat against a modern army, slamming a passive and nonviolent female candidate for the US Congress into asphalt. Then walking away without checking if she has injuries, with his identity concealed behind a black facemask.

"It is, in fact, Time to Quiver," I say, as I pull three fully prepared and topped hot dogs from my Bolt.

So a couple weeks ago I looked at all of the games (Powerwash Simulator, Brawlhalla, Frotnite, etc.) that shared a large number of crossovers with Magic, and saw what other franchises they licensed. One of the ones that came up a lot was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Anyhoo,

couldnt go to bed until i go the thought out of my head. this is what theyre up to right