I'm so tired. The first five people to comment "sleep is a myth" will get 120 MTGO play points. #MTGOCreator

What the fuck

been playing with blacked-out RIPs for a while now, and decided while i was at magiccon, why not ask some amazing artists to alter them? huge shoutouts to Brigitte Roka and @schmandrewart.bsky.social for these, they're incredible ❤️

This is the single best picture of me #MCAtlanta

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Here's a few pics of Hangover Ajani at #mcatlanta Thanks to @robbyfoxfur.bsky.social for these!

my penance...

Anyone else at Unknown 2HG today who'd want to meet with me and @interestingmtg.bsky.social for our first game?

Think this is where I peak for the season for #OnceUponAGalaxy. Played more games than is remotely healthy, but copping LTBeach’s strategy with a tweak or two for specific heroes has done wonders. Looking forward to seeing what new puzzle Candylar brings.

Friend got mad at me for saying electric cellos have “mechsploitation vibes”

I want to do a cosplay but I’m having that issue where I have never derived any joy from media ever

Damn disappointed in this one.

I try not to bring over twitter screenshots but I’m making an exception for this, the website that logs every slur said by TF2 players and reveals that the second most slur-using player is named “hekki grace”

These secret lairs are all in the service of the military-Funko complex but the Jaws card does feel hand-spun for a three-player mini-game

Hair practice

G I S A

Dear wotc, next time ur planning cons for the year can u pick a less bigoted city? Im so tired of all the sirs, mockery, and outright hostility while im serving so much cunt. Try philly or seattle maybe? Xoxo, Sir Zoe the Hot

Real ones know.

Hi all, I left my tote at the venue yesterday with all of my magic stuff, lost and found don’t have it so if anyone has seen it/found it please reach out! Photos attached but is a raccoon tote with 3 deck boxes inside containing grixis, my draft deck and my promos, appreciated @fireshoes.bsky.social

If you left a deck at my meet and greet, it has been given to the production team. Reposts appreciated for visibility, as this was a deck that simply cannot be replaced.

Hello Bluesky user. Before you is a post about movies or perhaps films. All you need to do is not respond to the post by referencing US Politics, Governmental Corruption or a 'Cheeto in Chief'. If you fail this challenge however, 10 thousand puppies will be launched into the sun forever. Good luck.

People don't realize it but the battle for the 1964 CRA didn't start in the 1964, it started in the mid 50s with liberals gaining enough power to weaponize the Caucus against dixiecrat chairmen

“Little Guy!” (2025, watercolor)

Card Titan I take back everything bad I've ever said about you

How I feel today as someone with broad interests and social ties that are not linked to a specific game:

“Little Guy!” (2025, watercolor)

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

I'm cute

I had a vision from the most cynical universe possible and it said “Wizards changes EDH hybrid mana rules ten days before the set drops”

Universes Beyond: Actually More People Are Bitten By New Yorkers Each Year Then Sharks

Stress test for a new Secret Lair print-to-demand system

Wizards has made a deliberate and credible attempt on the life of @checkbox.bsky.social

Passing the Torch 1R Sorcery As an additional cost to cast this card, discard a card. Draw two cards. Assemble.

Marvel: Super Heroes Lord of the Rings: England Star Trek: Monologues on Ethics

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

I watched Spider-Man hype die on the timeline in real time. The good stuff and the bad stuff about the set are a bit obvious, but I wanted to explore them all the same. My latest for @hipstersofthecoast.com:

I support this only if every card is Creature — Horror

criticism is not dead but like so many things struggles to find what it is to be alive. the model of game criticism that was useful has been outdated for a decade. basic questions like "how do you review a game that can get updated" trip people up still.

Not having FOMO about MagicCon Atlanta because I’m up late in my workshop creating a raygun that shoots FOMO into people

They should invent a photo of me in a professional context that doesn’t look like a JD Vance edit.

Guy who doesn’t vote in Fat Bear Week because it doesn’t really matter; BOTH sides are fat bears

Thank you for making us one of the top 1000 most engaging accounts on Bluesky. With a little work we can overtake worthless fluff such as @financialtimes.com (#962) and take on true power users and drivers of news such as @washingtonpost.com (#292) and @footfetishvideos.bsky.social (#220)

Dialect! We were wolves :) We definitely did not get domesticated and assimilated in the face of starvation :)

> mfw there’s no storm to master