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NFS - Laughing Jasper Flint I loved getting to play around with the texture on this piece. Thank you @trentyn.bsky.social for commissioning this from me! 🦎Lizard!🦎 #mtgalter #edh #lizard #MagicTheGathering #mtgedh

Josephine I painted for a friend last year ☀️ Companion piece to @badbaddog.bsky.social's Leliana! #DragonAge

Bard Knight 01 🛡️ Dost thou shred? 🎸

Nothing like navigating the queer blue sea.

I mostly play commander because other formats are too optimization heavy for me to build something I want to play Magic for me is mostly to do fun things with art and themes I enjoy. Actually doing something strong is secondary And that just makes standard, modern, etc entirely unappealing.

Frankly I think it’s high time that a woman sweeps me off my feet and kisses me, I did not survive to not get kissed

Yayyy

30years

This trip will save their marriage

<I can still hear the Falcon's Cry> The strength of that sentence shakes me every time💙✨🙏 My tribute to Critical Role's C4 and the Falconer Rebellion's group. #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart

They swapped outfits 🔥🔮 #widomauk #criticalrole #TheMightyNein #MollymaukTealeaf #CalebWidogast

Prereleases costing $50 is a bigger problem than ANY Universes Beyond set. Magic needs to be financially accessible, but especially prerelease.

Protect the Dolls!!! This token is near and dear to my heart. If you like one, check out my link in pinned post. 💖

aww it looks so cute like this

whoa who put that there that’s craaazy anyway we shouldn’t disappoint the pokemon

Need you all to witness the most unhinged use of Expanded Anatomy immediately if not sooner.

If I pick up my guitar today, what song should I work on first: “Chesterfield King” by Jawbreaker or “All The Things She Said” by t.A.T.u (in some kind of bastardized style of mine)

I haven't shared this one in a while and we're going back to the con where we took this: so have an old shot of Glam Mommy ♥️ If anyone's gonna be at Anime Milwaukee this weekend and wants to get a beer or whatever HMU 😘

A kid wet coughed directly onto me today while I was at work so I probably only have 7-10 business days left to live

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#residentevilrequiem #re9 #leonkennedy

Dimitrescu, Heisenberg, Beneviento, Mureau & Miranda. Resident Evil Village.

It’s ill-timed nap o’clock already? Hell yeah.

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holga and karlach taking notes #bg3 #dnd

Wyrdeer is one of my favourite 'new' Pokémon! The enhancement Stantler needed. #PokemonFanart #Pokemon30th

Sir, a Second Goblin has hit the battlefield.

A bong rip won’t fix me but it might help

Me with Jhoira and Shadowheart and Lady D and—

This is mostly a joke bc once I got started I couldn't stop myself. But ALSO it's not NOT how I feel about a buncha things (in MtG and elsewhere) and this seems like a perfectly good place to launch my pretentious tirade.

When the hotel is 6 blocks away from the convention hall #ResidentEvilRequiem

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

Saw this adorable rat by @simkaye.bsky.social and I had to paint it so here's a rat

The princess is a pirate 🏴‍☠️ #art #onepiece #namivivi

Why does my chest hurt today? - heartburn - anxiety/stress - the inevitable heart attack that I’m convinced I will have that’s waiting to spring on me at a young age as a result of months of cardiotoxic chemo meds and my penchant for cheese and caffeine

Our government is literally dragging us and everyone else straight to hell, but please do go ahead and yell at me about the inconvenience of our coat check being closed. I don’t fucking care

Henson pilled

I wish I got the brand of autism that makes me good at Magic: the Gathering or other hobbies instead of the kind that makes me hear overhead lights

it’s okay you can say it’s me, believe me I know

One more day of the most unhinged guests at my job and then I can be freeee

I think his name is Berde Dredefull. A goblin in the employ of a human duke. Trying to get some writing in before the day job. I hate how paying for food takes me away from the important stuff.

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

anyone who says an act like this is vital for national security is a fucking ghoul. no war in iran, my heart is breaking for their families

The updated total of children killed is 57. Anyone thinking that US-Israel massacres of Iranian people will "liberate" anything but markets & resources must contend with the reality that they are cheerleaders for the world's villains. No war with Iran.