You can also have your work reviewed by AI Tom Shapira. We guarantee: 1. At least four spelling mistakes. 2. At least two run-on sentences. 3. More footnotes than actual text. 4. At least one mention of Alan Moore. 5. A pretentious quote.

Lost half my money in Polymarket betting Nonplayer #3 would come out in 2025.

ah yes, the two genders

I must be getting old, because I recall we 'totally crushed Iran' and 'set their nuclear research years back' about six months ago instead of six years... Why do you need to do a 'preemptive strike' on someone we just beat so badly?

sigh

A Real American Issue. For @shelfdust.bsky.social I wrote about G.I.Joe #28 - the comics that has everything: clueless deputies, robot-smashing action and battles on land, air and sea shelfdust.com/2026/02/25/d...

Comics That Never Were - Marvel Spotlight #09 featuring Columbo Art by Trent Troop

My editor's comments are getting downright MEAN

A Real American Issue. For @shelfdust.bsky.social I wrote about G.I.Joe #28 - the comics that has everything: clueless deputies, robot-smashing action and battles on land, air and sea shelfdust.com/2026/02/25/d...

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

"One more Thing... My friend Benjamin J. Grimm, with whom I'll be teaming-up for this month's Marvel-Two-in-One"

"you say you hate that run, and yet you own every single issue"

"Spun-off the Mrs. to her own ongoing, we only meet during crossovers now; the dog got a maxi-series, written by one of these depressed British fellows; they're doing a Secret Origins One Shot for the coat. Pretty soon it's Columbo Family on Webtoons."

"One more thing.... That's right, I had to take a second job because Comics doesn't pay the bills."

"You can't just say 'it's not canon' simply because you didn't like the issue!"

New Light Novel: "That Time I Got Reincarnated as Lt. Columbo and Had to Solve My Own Murder!"

"This should be agony. I should be a mass of aching muscle — broken, spent, unable to move. And were I an older man, I surely would... But I'm a man of thirty — of twenty again. The rain on my chest is a baptism— I'm born again.."

"Hope Rob don't say balls nasty." "Balls nasty."

“Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on...none of you are safe.”

The Warhammer book jokes would continue until moral improves (which is to say - forever)

Of course I didn't read the work before writing the review. That would have spoiled my objectivity.

Sure, why not...

These Judge Dredd plots are becoming too fantastically ridiculous...

I will not get into Jonathan Sumption's 100 Year War book series I will not get into Jonathan Sumption's 100 Year War book series I will not get into Jonathan Sumption's 100 Year War book series I will not get into Jonathan Sumption's 100 Year War book series I will not get into Jonathan Sumptio

I will not get into custom bound comics I will not get into custom bound comics I will not get into custom bound comics I will not get into custom bound comics I will not get into custom bound comics I will not get into custom bound comics I will not get into custom bound comics I will not get into

What price glory? About 65$! Read my review of Lost Marvels: Savage Tales on @comicsjournal.bsky.social www.tcj.com/lost-marvels...

And yet, NO ONE wants to know what Andrew Jackson thought about the Inhumans

Another review written

Look... I'm down for a good WWII story as much as the next (40 year old) man. But 'get me the best meteorologist you have!' sounds like something from a Mitchell and Web sketch youtu.be/nDGEWgzcxJ4?...

Concrete covers by Geof Darrow

An odd choice for a Raina Telgemeier sequel

What price glory? About 65$! Read my review of Lost Marvels: Savage Tales on @comicsjournal.bsky.social www.tcj.com/lost-marvels...

I really can't explain how funny it is that Hayao Miyazaki wanted to make a Richard Corben movie.

Richard Corben, age 8

Ah yes, famous socialist author... Ayn Rand

La Caza (1966)

"We've been looking for the enemy for some time now. We've finally found him. We're surrounded. That simplifies things" - Catsy Puller