The Cardinals are a supremely unserious football team.

Oh we HAVE to win on Sunday, I refuse to have the same record as the Cards

Incredible things happening in that Arizona crowd

Drag culture has always been part of Major League Baseball! People got big mad when i wrote this two years ago lol: open.substack.com/pub/mollykni...

Having messy Olivia back is nice! Missed her getting into scuffles! This is so much better than Angelic, Perfect Captain of S25-26. #SVU

SVU was really good tonight actually

This is so fucking cathartic I’m verklempt

after his weird obsession with shower water pressure, and now screaming about bathroom vanities, I do feel like we have a clear sense of the room in the house where he spends the most time

America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

Cointelpro 2.0 just dropped. Pay attention

Is this bullshit? Yes. But often when law enforcement uses obstruction of justice and making false statements it's in an effort to coerce the person they're going after because they don't have solid charges to use. Watching a former FBI director get bitten by this particular snake seems fitting.

Weird how this *remains relevant*

regardless of the details I think it’s important to spin the Kimmel thing as a win Trump is weak, he’s unpopular, he massively overreached and inspired enough of a revolt that Disney had to backtrack immediately he wants to paint himself as an all-powerful dictator, paint him as a loser who sucks

I wonder if Comey regrets reopening Hillary’s email investigation 11 days before the 2016 election now

The forecast track for Invest 94L (soon to be Tropical Storm Imelda) is ... well, look at this bullshit. What the entire fuck how am I supposed to plan for this goofy ass storm

I spent the last hour and change taking the hard drive out of my parents’ old computer so the computer can be recycled, and I just want to say- HP All in Ones are an abomination and HP service manuals make less sense than ikea instructions

The people of DC don’t want this btw

I don’t think I’ve ever loved anything as much as ICE loves violently attacking women.

All that money that went to cops could’ve gone to fire prevention & warning But we always choose cops apnews.com/article/eato...

Seen on the DC metro:

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

I hate to admit I literally spit my drink out laughing that he went in on the escalator first

they stole a bunch of money too

Oh no I stayed up late enough to start seeing posts about Keir Starmer

People are not pokemon to catch, what the fuck is wrong with y’all

D.C.'s Go-Go Museum is asking for donations to remain open, citing rising costs and shaky funding www.wusa9.com/article/news...

I gave my friend a plumeria cutting 5 years ago from Hawaii, a 5 inch long stick, not thinking about the climate in NJ. But he's nursed the plant into a robust small tree and today, for the first, time, it bloomed!! Hawaii in New Jersey.

DJT: I am using the state to punish criticism and extort people WH: this business decision was driven by DJT: No I am using the state to punish criticism and extort people WH: Unitary executive theory implies that DJT: I SAID I AM USING THE STATE TO PUNISH CRITICISM AND EXTORT PEOPLE FOR MONEY

everyone else in the admin over the last couple days: what are you talking about, there was no attempted government censorship, stop fearmongering trump: I’m gonna sue them for putting kimmel back on the air

sure we all laughed when eric adams showed up like he thought king david had admirals, but then we found out that's a traditional coat for a very old central asian jewish culture, and now we're all enjoying reading "bukharian (judeo-tajik dialect)," and we've all grown up a little, what a crazy day

"Family says." There is video. They did it. "ICE agents held Leominster family's daughter outside their home so they would turn themselves over," if you care for the truth.

it’s really wild. there’s a whole ecosystem of the bad accounts at the top that you can be entirely unaware of even if you use this app all the time.

this archetype remains undefeated

good job chat we successfully bullied a major corporation to the point that the late night host they canned is making jokes about it in his return monologue american fascism versus the cancel subscription button: who will win

I can’t believe Jimmy Kimmel is going to be seen as a key figure in American history now

That’s how you do a troll.

Happy visibility day, fellow members of bi squad. Remember, anyone who tells you we’re invalid is wrong. I’m going to take a nap now

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

Bluesky successfully bullied Politico into making their headline less ableist. This place has the juice!!!!

“The autism problem” being what, exactly? That autism is more widely known and diagnosed? That we don’t hide people on the spectrum away in attics or asylums? That autistic people want to have [GASP] human rights?!?

They stood around at metro stations and picked up trash AND YOU WONT LET THEM LEAVE

I suspect we are, probably for our own mental health, underestimating the degree to which the Trump administration is dominated by the worst swingers imaginable

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

scenes of island life during fall 🍁✨ #art

Obviously they only polled Bluesky weirdos and not real american twitter democrats lile Nate Silver

It feels like people have gotten more and more confident in the idea that they hold the exclusive perspective on quality, and anyone who claims to love something they don't isn't just seen as disagreeing, but as being maliciously wrong or actively lying. Some things just aren't for you! Chill out!

I didn’t sleep at all and now I have to go to work pray for me

Kimmel getting fired and rehired really did shift something, suddenly news organizations are remembering to do their jobs a bit

I really expected better of her. What a disappointment