choosing cruelty is the most boring thing in the world

Would anyone be interested in quiver coms? I need to raise some capital for shoebox and Vegas and I've been looking for an excuse to do some physical painting $350 for something comparable in detail to my Eldraine quiver and $300 for a bolt; I'm kinda obsessed with patterned stuff lately

Now we're on @commandzoe.bsky.social's channel with @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social, @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social and @juwuniper.bsky.social! twitch.tv/commandzoe

WE'RE LIVE GOGOGOGOGO

Next up at 6pm est y'all must be dehydrated from all these @infinitokens.com purchases so let's quinch our thirst with @commandzoe.bsky.social and buy some more over on www.twitch.tv/commandzoe

Good morning, everyone! I'm in an extra life charity stream running for the next 24 hours! Drop by and donate for a proxy or a token! www.extra-life.org/teams/72767

There's too many people to thank individually. Thank you everyone who's helped me but especially @trash-artificer.bsky.social and @ma-8.bsky.social. Your collective effort has recouped most of what I had to pay in car repairs. I don't need more. I'll never forget this. You all mean the world to me.

You know what? Fuck it. I'll do some weird fucked up art of whatever you want if you make a donation of 10 bucks or more to my friend.

I don’t normally do commissions but if anyone gives Robin $50 or more, I’ll throw in a Thwarp™️ colored bust drawing of whatever lil guy you want. Oc, MTG, ttrpg character, whatever Gotta support our local Golgari pal, Golgari Gal

this is one of my best friends and i do not fucking use that term lightly. go help my sister if you can.

call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it

I just saw fanart of a skinny Miss Piggy, and I want to make a public statement that I felt actual real anger about it like, the disrespect how can you say you admire and want to portray a beautiful woman when you don't know what makes her beautiful, you know what I mean

Happy N7 to those that celebrate - and those that will never forgive Bioware for not letting us romance Tali as FemShep

i'm so fucking sick of the struggle to get a job that treats me properly, the struggle to keep my bills paid, the struggle to not lose my mind when my job DOESN'T GIVE ME SICK PAY FOR GETTING COVID. i'm at the end of my rope.

New home, new state, new work. Dimensional.

[selecting mr. game and watch on smash bros voice] MR. SUCK AND FUCK

the fighting game girl of the day is giovanna ♡ guilty gear -strive-

🚨 LIVE NOW 🚨 I am live slinging spells with pals! Stop by to say hi! @headology.bsky.social @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social @dracolucian.bsky.social Sponsored by @moxfield.com! twitch.tv/manacurves

mamdani has already done so much for ordinary new yorkers, but to let one plug a macbook into his armpit? that’s true dedication

The union is calling on people to boycott btw!!

you're gonna want to see me struggling to keep up with all the triggers in my new deck, it's absurd. moxfield.com/decks/DnR0P4...

Catch me slinging spells tonight at 6 PM ET with @dracolucian.bsky.social, @headology.bsky.social, & @hrvst-m00n.bsky.social! Fun games with fun pals! Sponsored by @moxfield.com

When there’s no more room in HELL the dead will walk the EARTH

OH LETS GO THIS RULES

Seeing that Toph made me want to claw my eyes out. Unmake that slop god damn

Times are desperate, things are as tight as they can get before I start falling behind on bills, not to mention I need to get a car. If you, or anyone you know, is need of a Technical Writer, Program Manager, or OSINT specialist-I am unemployed and on the hunt. I'll have my creds in the replies 1/3

transition

lmao

look at this cool pod! come hang out! and for every $10 you donate to your local food bank you'll be entered into a raffle where you can win cool prizes (at the end of the month!)! when you donate, upload your proof here to be entered! forms.gle/6zHsxsGsr1vd...

oh mamdani has an all women transition team? who cares. i have an all women transition team every time im out with the girls

i will never not fuck with these things. you know who knows how to go around a bored girl? a human on a fucking bike. sad beep more you pointless little worm

can someone take my skeleton out like a mortal kombat fatality, crack all my bones, and put it back

there actually is an edit button its called "moving so fast time stands still around you as you copy text, delete, paste, edit, and post"

Wouldn't be a package from @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social if she wasn't calling me a bitch. So very gorgeous in person.

okay kibler google: who's got a good user-friendly way to virtual webcam in spell table that ISNT obs or streamlabs

If you see this, post an anime you love.

Doodlin.

Little update to the line up for tonight, but the vibes will still be chill and the jokes will still be funny. Food Bank Donations are up to $670!! 9:30pm Est Featuring @thrabenu.bsky.social @girldickenergy.bsky.social @fanverleon.bsky.social Moderated by @drsmallstufz.bsky.social of paradise

"I spent hours hunting a shiny absol" yeah well my absol *chose me* after I rescued her from rogue mega evolution??? she's my best friend??? get on my level???

okay kibler google: who's got a good user-friendly way to virtual webcam in spell table that ISNT obs or streamlabs

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike. Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%. Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

Its always “is that one o them pokemans?” this or “you playing them pokemans” that. What about the pokewomans? How sexist can you ppl be?

Ok, I understand what this means but my inner shitposter wants to say "good for her" 😅😂

I deserve a crisp 20 dollar bill every time someone posts an opinion I hate and I don't turn into the devil from the bible and start talking shit in the comments

Still looking to sell some cards. Please hit me up if you're interested in any of these!

I am a laaaaand of constant sorrow.

Cuomo ran a campaign, got his ass kicked, looked at himself in the mirror and said we have to get more racist, and then lost again lol. World Historical ass-kicking Moreover, ICE must be destroyed