IT IS FINALLY TIME! THE STREAM STARTS IN 10 MINS.... GET YOUR CUTIE PATOOTIE OVER TO TWITCH AND JOIN IN THE MF'IN CRANKIN! FEATURING: @benjithebrewer.bsky.social @katiecombat.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social COME THROUGH OR WE'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU YOU'RE JUST A PATOOTIE... NOT A CUTIE!

ITS A HOLIDAY MF'IN MIRACLE THAT I GET TO CRANK IT WITH SOME OF MY BFF'S TONIGHT! TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @benjithebrewer.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @katiecombat.bsky.social IF YPU DONT COME THROUGH WE'RE GONNA TELL EVERYONE YOU SHOWER WITH YOUR SOCKS ON!

Hey Wizards... what if maybe the next Secret Lair drop... was themed to Dispatch? I feel like all those characters could have a home in Magic now... with all the other Secret Lair cards out there? I mean come on? Other people have to agree with this right?

ITS TIME! GET YOUR CUTTIE PATOOTIE ON OVER HERE AND WATCH US PLAY SOME MF'IN MAGIC! FEATURING: @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social WE'RE CRANKING LIVE RIGHT NOW! COME THROUGH, OR WE'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU LIKE UNFROSTED POPTARTS... HEHE

TCG-NAYSH, I'VE CURATED A KILLER 🔪 MF'IN POD FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE TONIGHT! YOU BETTER COME THROUGH AND BRING SNACKIES 🐗🐗🦅🚨 FEATURING: @slivergod.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social 10 PM EST OR ILL TELL EVERYONE YOURE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST THIS YEAR.

WELL, A LIL POWER OUTTAGE CANT STOP US FROM CRANKING TO COMPLEATION OVER HERE! SO COME AND HANG WITH THE HOG CRANKIN-EST BUNCH OF FRIENDS I EVER HAD! FEATURING: @mrbevers.bsky.social @katiecombat.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social GOING LIVE IN 10 ON THAT PURPLE APP!

The Last 3 decks I've worked on have been Gruul decks... whats happening? Am I a Gruul player now? Whats happening?!?

I'm only on Ep 5 so no spoilers past that... But, HOLY SHIT DISPATCH IS AN AMAZING GAME! This game hits all the spots for me... the story is amazing, the writing is amazing... Rarely has a game scratched all these itches for me... I'll be sad when MY story is over.

YO! Does anyone have the drop on Riftbound product? I literally can't find it ANYWHERE in my local gaming stores and I'm really not trying to spend $350+ on the secondary market for a box... Is my only chance here to shop singles if I want to build a deck?

DOCTORS RECOMMEND A TWICE WEEKLY DOSE OF CRANKIN TO REALLY GET THE BLO.... You know what... Im afraid I went to fr with this one... Check the MF'IN video out it's a good one!

FELLOW CRANKERS... Im taking the night off... we had some drops and ya boi is quite tired... SO, we're just gonna try and catch an early night of Zs while playing just a smidgen of Pokémon Legends ZA in bed. Remember to always crank with those closest to you and we'll be back on friday!

THIS WAS A GENUINE MF'IN PLEASURE TO FILM WITH MY BUDDY DREW FROM @showandtell2u.com GO GIVE THIS ONE A LISTEN AND CRANK-A-LONG AT HOME 🐗🦅🦅🚨🔥

WE'RE GOING LIVE RIGHT NOW, IM CRANKING IN A GUEST CAPATCITY TONIGHT WITH SOME AWESOME FRICKEN PEOPLE! COME HANG OVER ON @commandzoe.bsky.social STREAM RIGHT NOW!

WE'RE ABOUT TO GO LIVE WITH THE CUTEST PATOOTIES TO EVER GRACE YOUR MF'IN SCREEN! @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @noahresponse.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social YOU BETTER COME THROUGH OR WE'RE GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU ONLY KINDA A CUTTIE PATOOTIE... I FRICKEN MEAN IT!

🚨TCG-NAYSH I ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT WAIT TO CRANK SOME EDH WITH THESE ABSOLUTE GEMS TONIGHT! YOU BETTERNDWING THROUGH AND BRING SOME SNACKS!🚨 CRANKERS: @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social @noahresponse.bsky.social 10:30 PM EST ON THE TWITCH THING! 🐗🥸🦅🐸

2 FAWCKIN NEW BILMURI SONGS RELEASED THIS WEEK... BOTH ABSOLUTE MF'IN BANGERS! 🐗🐗🦅🔥

Y'ALL, IM THINKING ABOUT CRANKIN SOME MF'IN RIFTBOUND OK STREAM STARTING NEXT MONTH... ANYONE WANA GET WEIRD WITH ME AND PLAY A NEW FRICKEN GAME? If you'd be interested in Riftbound streams shoot me a MF'IN DM or comment here so I can get you on the list!

Hey @jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.social You doing okay over there? Can you feel the slight ripples of merfolk decks everywhere being updated? The seas are coming for you Jen... the Merfolk revolution is swiftly upon us!

WE ABOUT TO START HANGING AND SLAGIN SOME SPELLS OVER ON THAT PURPLE APP WITH SOME OF THE HARDEST MF'ERs TO EVER PLAY THE GAME! COME THROUGH AND CRANK WITH US RIGHT NOW! @infinitokens.com @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @arnettjonathan.bsky.social WE GOIN LIVE RIGHT NOW! COME THROUGH

WHOS ABOUT TO PULL THROUGH WITH A LARGE THROBBING...POSITIVE MINDSET TONIGHT ON ON STREAM?! 🐗🐗🐸 TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @infinitokens.com @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @arnettjonathan.bsky.social YOU BEST COME READY TO CRANK IT WITH THE HARDEST MF'IN FRIENDS I GOT! 🔥🔥

Okay okay okay okay... hear me out... I played @riftbound.riotgames.com last night with @bobbiechristine.bsky.social... and I gotta say that game is CRAZY fun. I have a lot of thoughts on it but the main one is having a separate deck for resources that ALWAYS come into play is the best isea ever!

Got a shipment from @steelcitysteph.bsky.social and @steelcitybrad.bsky.social I feel like this blasphemous team Fleem sticker was put in on purpose... Thanks Steel City!

After playing this deck a single time, I can confirm that this has solidified itself as one of my favorite decks to crank... its heavy on the combat with some fun tricks and spells up its sleeve. Now, I just need to get my hands on 2 more cards: Earthbending Student And Bumi, Eclectic Earthbender

ITS MF'IN TIME! COME HANG OUT OVER IN THAT PURPLE APP WITH US AS WE SLANG OUR SPELLS ALL OVER THE PLACE. @katiecombat.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social IF YOU DONT SHOW WE'RE GONNA TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU POUR MILK BEFORE ADDING CERAL... YOU MONSTERS. LIVE NOW!

WHO UP HANGIN AND SLANGIN THOSE SPELLS TONIGHT?! OH YEAH, THAT WOULD FWICKEN BE US! COME THROUGH AND HAMG WITH COOLEST KIDS THIS SIDE OF THE INTERWEBS @katiecombat.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social TONIGHT AT 10:30 PM EST BBY, LETS FAWKIN GOOOOOOOO

Question for the TCG hive-mind. Im thinking of getting one of these 5 drawer storage chests to start organizing my collection in and get these giant BCW boxes out of my already cramped closet. What would you use length wise to separate the colums of cards?

ITS ALMOST TIME. PREPARE YOUR EYES FOR THE FIRST POD OF MF'IN DECEMBER! COME HANG OUT WITH US OR I'M GOIGN TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE AN L-7 WEINNIE! @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @d4dustinf.bsky.social @sylverdreamer.bsky.social WE'RE GOING LIVE NOW! OVER ON THAT PURPLE APP!

ITS A NEW MONTH AND WE HAVE A SOLID CREW OF CRANKERS FOR THE EDH CRANKERS BALL TONIGHT! SO PULL UP A MF'IN CHAIR AND LETS FWICKEN GET WEIRD. @d4dustinf.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @sylverdreamer.bsky.social 10 PM EST OVER ON THAT PURPLE APP YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE!

EY YO, YA BOI WILL BE BACK IN VEGAS 2026 THIS TIME FULLY AS A CREATOR...(not working for anyone) SO IM READY FOR ALL THE GAMES AND HANGOUTS AND AFTER PARTIES! Go to mtgsocial/MCLVCreators to pick up your own badges! Thanks @magic.wizards.com for hooking it up! LETS CRANK IN VEGAS BBY!

CRANKERS I NEED YOUR HELP! I NEED THE FOLLOWING CARDS WILLING TO PURCHASE OR TRADE! Avatar Kyoshi, Earthbender Bumi, Eclectic Earthbender Earthbending Student Toph, Greatest Earthbender IF YOU CAN HELP A CRANKER OUT...I WOULD BE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT!

TONIGHT IS THE STREAM I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO ALL MONTH.. I'M SO TORQUED UP BE CRANKIN WITH THE CREW I HAVE TONIGHT! YOU BETTER COME BY OR I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR FAMILY THAT YOU SOLD THAT PRICELESS FMAILY HEIRLOOM... FEATURING: @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social WAFFLEMAN30!

HAWT DAMN IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS POD TO HAPPEN! YOU BEST BELIEVE IM CRANKING IT WITH 3 OF THE BEST PEOPLE IVE COME TO KNOW HERE! FAWK I CANT WAIT TONIGHTS CRANKERS: waffleman30 (from twitch) @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social TONIGHT 10:30 PM EST ON THE PURPLE APP BBY!

I cant believe I got a totally real...100% authentic holiday card from "WiZRDZ". Why don't we open it together?! #magicthegathering

Its incredible how much you feel like you miss out on when you arent at specific events. Missed opportunities, missed connections for new games and old friends. Missed chances to be seen and make content. I think we need our good ole MTG friend to listen to our woes on this one...

I HUMBLY REQUEST YOU JOIN US OVER ON THAT PURPLE APP FOR A BIRTHDAY CRANKING THAT ONE MIGHT NOT SOON FORGET! COME AND JOIN: @juwuniper.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social AND MYSELF RIGHT NOW, OR WE'LL TELL EVERYONE THAT YOUR A STINKY NO GOOD POOP FACE.

ITS MY MF'IN BIRTHDAY (TOMORROW) BUT TONIGHT WE CRANK TO THE HIGHEST DEGREE WITH A STEALLER CLASS OF FRIENDS! TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @commandzoe.bsky.social @juwuniper.bsky.social @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social WE'LL BE GOING LIVE AT 10:30 EST ON THAT THERE PURPLE APP!

A bit more of a Serious talk today with your MTG friend. But I hope you feel seen and know that we're all glad you're you and that you're here.

Okay, I'll bite... Hit me.

HIVE MIND! I once again am asking for your help with crankikg out a deck... Obviously Im going to jam in all the Eatherbending cards I can. What else are AUTO INCLUDES/SNEAKY GEMS that go in this deck?

We've all been there before. Mana screwed one way or the other right? #mtg #mtgskit ##magicthegathering #wotc

IF YOU DON'T COME HANGOUT WITH US ON THAT THERE PURPLE APP... WE'RE GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU PUT IN CD'S UPSIDE DOWN... YOU MONSTER! LIVE WITH: @phyrexianhannah.com @donifmtgc.bsky.social @jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.social GOING LIVE NOW ON THE PURPLE APP!

ITS BEEN A FAWKIN MIN SINCE IVE CRANKED SOME GAMES WITH THE FILTHY CASUALS AND PHYREXIAN HANNAHA! I CANT MF'IN WAIT FOR THIS! TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @donifmtgc.bsky.social @jenfilthymtgcasual.bsky.social @phyrexianhannah.com 10 PM EST OVER ON THAT PURPLE APP! BE THERE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR CRANK

Your MTG Friend listens to you talk about how your Avatar PRERELEASE is going! #mtgxatla #wotc

IF YOU DON'T COME WATCH THE STREAM TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO TELL EVERYONE YOU TAKE THE LIDS OFF OF PLAYDOUGH AND LET THEM DRY OUT... TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social WE'RE GOING LIVE NOW ON THE PURPLE APP!

WE'RE CRANKING IT LIVE TONIGHT ON THE PURPLE APP! IF YOUVE HAD ENOUGH MAGIC PRE-RELEASE, COME AND FULL-RELEASE WITH...wait... TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social @drsmallstufz.bsky.social TONIGHT AT 10:30 PM EST! LETS GET FWICKEN NUTS TONGHT.

Going to be filming a TON of new "MTG Friend listens to..." videos this weekend. Anyone have suggestions of what they would like to be heard about in the MTG space... and I'll give you a listen?

MAD SLEEPY BUT NEVER PASS ON CRANKIN IT WITH MY BESTIES. WE ABOUT TO GO LIVE ON THAT MF'IN PURPLE APP SO COME THROUGH OR WE'RE GONNA TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU DON'T FEED YOUR TAMAGACHI REGULARLY... @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @infinitokens.com @commandzoe.bsky.social COME THROUGH RIGHT NOW!

STARTING A LITTLE FWICKEN LATE TONIGHT AT 10:30. I MUCH TIRED, VERY SLEEPY... BUT WE CANT STOP THE CRANK FORM HAPPENING. TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @infinitokens.com @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social 10:30 PM EST BE ON THE PURPLE APP OR BE A STINKY POOP FACE. <3 U BYE!

Its finally Daltons surgery date for his ACL. Thank you to everyone who donated or shared the go fund me on this. My family is truly extremely appreciative of all of you. Ill keep you all posted on how hes doing later but please send all the MF'IN good vibes you can!

Things got a little raunchy on the Midnight #Notafundraiser stream last night... Here's just a few of the MANY d*%k tokens that were created by all players.