MAD SLEEPY BUT NEVER PASS ON CRANKIN IT WITH MY BESTIES. WE ABOUT TO GO LIVE ON THAT MF'IN PURPLE APP SO COME THROUGH OR WE'RE GONNA TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU DON'T FEED YOUR TAMAGACHI REGULARLY... @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @infinitokens.com @commandzoe.bsky.social COME THROUGH RIGHT NOW!

STARTING A LITTLE FWICKEN LATE TONIGHT AT 10:30. I MUCH TIRED, VERY SLEEPY... BUT WE CANT STOP THE CRANK FORM HAPPENING. TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @infinitokens.com @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social 10:30 PM EST BE ON THE PURPLE APP OR BE A STINKY POOP FACE. <3 U BYE!

Its finally Daltons surgery date for his ACL. Thank you to everyone who donated or shared the go fund me on this. My family is truly extremely appreciative of all of you. Ill keep you all posted on how hes doing later but please send all the MF'IN good vibes you can!

Things got a little raunchy on the Midnight #Notafundraiser stream last night... Here's just a few of the MANY d*%k tokens that were created by all players.

TONIGHT... OR I GUESS TOMORROW? WE'RE CRANKIN IN THE NAME OF INFINITOKENS! THIS IS TOTALLY NOT A MF'IN FUNDRAISER EITHER! COME HANG OUT WITH THIS JACKED AND STACKED POD AS WE DO PRIZES AND PLAY MAGIC! @slivergod.bsky.social @katiecombat.bsky.social @cooperleef.bsky.social MIDNIGHT PURPLE APP!

Your MTG friend listens to you GUSH about your new commander deck drew.

STARTING A LITTLE LATE DUE TO BABY PARTY CITY MELT DOWN. BUT WE'RE ABOUT TO GO LIVE NOW! COME THROUGH TO BE PART OF THE MADNESS! @gwenthedragon.bsky.social @seraphsix.com @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social COME THROUGH ON THAT THERE PURPLE APP! RIGHT NOW!

POD: STACKED COMMANDERS: FAWKIN NASTY HOGS: CRANKED FRIENDS: IN MF'IN ABUNDANCE 🐗 TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @seraphsix.com @gwenthedragon.bsky.social WE BRING COMMANDER TIDINGS TO YOU AT 10:30 PM EST ON PURPLE APP. BE READY TO CRANK OR BE SQUARE.

I mentioned this on stream last night and in a reply here... But Im going full steam ahead and Im going to start learning @riftbound.riotgames.com So, if you play and/or want to make Riftbound content with me... LET YA BOI KNOW!

YA'LL ARE NOT READY FOR HOW HAWT THIS FAWKIN POD IS TONIGHT. SO IF YOU NEED A BREAK FROM WHAT EVER IT IS YOU'RE GOING THROUGH TODAY COME AND GEEK OUT TO MY AMAZING FRIENDS: @katiecombat.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social WE'RE GOING LIVE RIGHT MF'IN NOW!

ROUGH DAYS DONT STOP THE CRANKERS FROM CRANKING. INSERT 2000'S EMO REFERENCE ABOUT NOTHING EFFECTING ME AS LONG AS I HAVE FRIENDS! TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social @katiecombat.bsky.social GOING LIVE AT 10 PM EST ON THAT PURPLE APP!

I feel like this is something we all need as content creators...

ABOUT TO WATCH TITUS CRANK IT IN THE HIGHLANDS ON FINAL FANTASY X TONIGHT! WHAT BETTER WAY TO SPEND YOUR SUNDAY NIGHT RIGHT?! GET READY TO FAKE LAUGH AND TRY RUN WITH YOUR KNEES REALLY HIGH UP!

Your MTG friend watched you lose a commander game at the Halloween party...

Here's a little sneak peak of an upcoming video for you all... Do with it what you will. All I know is I got Dat DAWG in me... or something.

ITS HALLOWEEN AND WE'RE GOING LIVE ON TWITCH WITH SOME EDH! WE BE CRANKIN AND SLANGING SPELLS AND GETTING SPOOKY! @noahresponse.bsky.social @benjithebrewer.bsky.social @mrbevers.bsky.social WE GOING LIVE NOW!

LITTLE GHOULS AND GOBLINS CANT KEEP US FROM CRANKING ON HALLOWEEN! SOME OF US MIGNT EVEN BE DRESSED UP TONIGHT FOR YOUR PLEASURE... WAIT... TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @benjithebrewer.bsky.social @noahresponse.bsky.social @mrbevers.bsky.social WE'RE GOIN LIVE ON THE PURPLE APP AT 10:30PM EST! BE THERE!

YO... I HAVEN'T CRANKED IT ON A FELLOW STREAMERS STREAM IN A HAWT MINUTE... I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GONNA BE ABLE TO HANG FOLKS... BUT WE OUT HERE!

OKAYY FINE... ILL BUILD AND AVATAR DECK GEEZ

You know what... I dont care, I'm gonna say it... Unfrosted blueberry Pop-Tarts are the best kind.

I'VE HAD A LONG MF'IN DAY AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE READY TO CRANK MY PROBLEMS AWAY WITH FRIENDS AND EDH... SO GET YOUR CUTIE PATOOTIE BOOTY OVER TO STREAM RIGHT NOW AND HANG OUT! @ryan.wubrgsky.org @juwuniper.bsky.social @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social WE'RE GOING LIVE RIGHT FWICKEN NOW!

STOP EVERYTHING AND GET READY TO CRANK WITH THIS KILLER POD. ALSO UPON FURTHER REVIEW... THE POWERS THAT BE SAID YOURE ALL STILL WELCOME TO CRANK AT OUT LUNCH TABLE. FRATURING: @ryan.wubrgsky.org @juwuniper.bsky.social @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social TONIGHT AT 10 PM EST ON THE PURPLE APP.

I have a few spots left in my NOV EDH stream schedule... Sooooo you know what that means! DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO CRANK WITH THE BEST OF THEM?! THEN IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO COME MF'IN HANG OUT ON STREAM AND JAM A GAME! Comment below!

Your MTG friend listens to you talk about your SALTY EDH game from last night.

MOMENT OF APPRECIATION FOR ZOE I am inspired by her every day- her work ethic, dedication to the vibe, tenacity, and bold, unwavering, genuine love for the community make the magic world and my life so much better. She is truly the best choice for this and I'm grateful to call her MADAM PRESIDENT!!

MOMENT OF DOC APPRECIATION Doc pours love into this community- they moderate so many spaces I (and you!) love to hang out in! I am so glad to have them on board to keep us on track- their genius, experience, and compassion in organizing spaces is so valuable. Can't wait to see what we do next!

WE ARE COMMENCING THE CRANK MOMENTARILLY OVER ON TWITCH WITH THIS AMAZING POD! SO YOU BETTER GET YOUR CUTTIE PATOOTIE OVER HERE AND HANG OUT! @commandzoe.bsky.social @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @juwuniper.bsky.social GOING LIVE NOW!

I DONT CARE, IM GONNA SAY IT... IF YOU MISS TONIGHTS FAWKIN POD, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO CRANK IT AT OUR TABLE AT LUNCH ANYMORE. TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social @juwuniper.bsky.social TONIGHT THE CRANK RETURNS AT 10:30 PM EST! ON THE PURPLE APP!

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Who out there has a Sonic, Shadow or Dr Eggman edh deck thats free on 11/24 and wants to jam an all Sonic pod on stream with @bobbiechristine.bsky.social and I?

BUCKEL THE FAWK IN FOLKS... IT'S TIME TO GO LIVE WITH A POD TO CRANK ALL PODS. APPARENTLY I'M IN MY "BULLY ME" PHASE CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO GET BULLIED BY SOME OF THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE MF'IN GAME! @janeplaysmagic.bsky.social @girldickenergy.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social GOING LIVE NOW!

WE'RE ALL CRANKED OUT WITH THIS KILLER MF'IN POD TONIGHT. IM SERIOUSLY IN TROUBLE AND DONT PLAN ON BEING ALIVE LONG AGAINST THIS POD. FEATURING: @janeplaysmagic.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @girldickenergy.bsky.social WE'LL BE LIVE AT 10 PM EST ON THAT PURPLE APP!

ABOUT TO PRESS PLAY ON THIS HAWT POD TONIGHT! COME THROUGH AND LETS HANG OUT WITH THE SICK FAWKIN FRIENDS OF MINE! @cooperleef.bsky.social @benjithebrewer.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social WE GOING LIVE NOW! ON THAT PURPLE APP!

WE ARE SO LOCKED THE FAWK IN WITH THIS POD. I CANT WAIT TO SLING SPELLS WITH THIS GROUP HAS DOTH BEEN TOO LONG SINCE WE'VE CRANKED TOGETHER @cooperleef.bsky.social @benjithebrewer.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social TONIGHT AT 10:30 PM EST ON THAT PURPLE APP! LETS GO!!

I know you're all curious. I've acquired all of these items in the last 24 hours.

IT BE THAT TIME... COME WITH US TO COMMENSE THE CRANK AND FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS SICK MF'IN POD! FEATURING: @commandzoe.bsky.social @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social WE'RE GOING LIVE RIGHT NOW OVER ON TWITCH!

Welp all I wanted from today was the Jaws lair and sadly after 2 and 1/2 hours of waiting earlier it was sold out. So if anyone happened to get an extra jaws lair (foil or non-foil) ya boi will trade or buy it off you.

TONIGHT WE BRING THE CRANK AND YOU BRING YOUR EYEBALLS. THIS HAS BECPME MY OFFICIAL-UNOFFICIAL COHOST POD AND I LOVE EACH AND EVERYONE IN IT. TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @commandzoe.bsky.social @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social WE'LL BE SLANGIN AND CRANKIN AT 10 PM EST ON TWITCH

ITS BEEN 2 FAWKIN WEEKS BUT WE'RE FINALLY BACK CRANKING SOME FINAL FANTASY X! COME HANG OUT AND WATCH ME AWKWARDLY LAUGH WITH A LADY WITH 2 DIFFERENT COLOR EYES! RIGHT NOW OVER ON TWITCH!

Well that was truly a revitalizing experience. If you have not already heard @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social is doing a late night Arena stream where she chats and plays brawl and (in this case) let me join her while she asked me some pretty hard hitting questions. PLEASE do not sleep on this stream.

From tonight's EDH-CRANKERS-BALL: "Do you think Spiders-Man's spiders... make like a spider wiener?"

ITS FRIDAY AND ITS A SURPRISE STREAM CAUSE I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE AROUND TONIGHT! WOOOO. COME CRANK IT WITH SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE ENTIER WORLD. @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @bobbiechristine.bsky.social WE'RE GOING LIVE RIGHT MF'IN NOW SO COME THROUGH!

SURPRISE FRIDAY NIGHT POD! WASNT SUPPSED TO CRANK TONIGHT BUT PLANS GOT CANCLED SO ITS TIME TO MF'IN CRANK IT WITH SOME KILLER PEOPLE! TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @drsmallstufz.bsky.social @bobbiechristine.bsky.social BE THERE AT 10:30PM EST OR BE SQUARE! ON THAT PURPLE APP

Look... Im just out here speaking the truth okay? #mtgxteenagemutantninjaturtles

These are FAWKIN awesome. I know there are a lot of Spider-Man UB haters out there but these treatments fricken RIP!

Okay posting 3 times in one day... FAWKIN unheard of here. Most of my current decks in rotation are UB commanders... its weird, but Im cool with it. I LOVE being able to play these charactee in my favorite game. And if this picture below is legit... I cant wait for TMNT as well.

So with Spider-Man freshly behind us and Marvel Super Heroes now announced... My question is... do we think we'll see just a one off Spider-Man card in this set? Or do we thing the wall crawler will be completely absent here?

If you're from New England specifically the Boston area, Im about to shatter your world... Honeydew Donuts is better than Dunkin.. Fight me.

SLIGHT UPDAGE TO TONIGHTS PROGRAMING BUT WE'LL BE CRANKING IN ABOUT 30 MINS. TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @commandzoe.bsky.social @sylverdreamer.bsky.social @dyllonfr.bsky.social SEE YOU IN 30 MINS ON THE PURPLE APP!

So I've never done anything like this cause I hate asking for help or money but my Pup Dalton needs Surgery on a tear on his knee... its something we need to get done sooner than later... so I set up a go fund me to help a little if possible. A share helps too thank you all! gofund.me/5725f1c94