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spring is upon us

at the coffee/wine bar doing work and this couple is enjoying a nice wine tasting flight and he TAKES A WORK CALL step aside bud I will taste that flight with her

I LOVE when I’m messaging with a brand or company and I JUST KNOW there is a woman on the other end of that convo. I’m always treated so kindly. Mwah 😘

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you CAN’T tell me these guys aren’t saying: “heehoo”

I just wanna say I could have been justified; I wasn’t, but I could have been

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I mean I guess one time the prerelease was 24 people and that was too many for the store so they just got to sit in the hallway to deckbuild

was surprised to learn about people needing to pre-register for a prerelease because I simply live somewhere so rural that that has never been a problem

am I allowed to throw my dnd players into combat before allowing them to introduce themselves… yknow for narrative purposes…

brainstorming my D&D ideas here because I don’t think any of my players follow me on here (?) setting my next campaign’s start in the bathroom at a concert

sharing a magic card collection is kind of like having a pre-nup if you think about it

Feeling like it’s difficult to make content in layman’s terms for beginners when I get nasty comments if I don’t quote the rulebook exactly. Redoubling my resolve to make Magic ACCESSIBLE in 2026 (but feeling a little down about the response)

today critted and is currently rolling double damage against me

sleeping easy tonight because my prerelease is pre-ordered

each year I set the same Goodreads goal even though I never reach it because I refuse to lower my standards

maybe if I put my podcast on, I’ll lock in

going to make a “cool ladies” magic deck that’s just a bunch of cool ladies

nothing makes me feel more respected than when the guy at the coffee shop says “have a great day boss”. I love being called boss

happy nye I’m having a breakdown about ground cumin in walmart

arrived at the function and there’s someone ELSE WHO PLAYS MAGIC!!! feeling justified at having 2 decks with me at all times

doing my Duolingo in the bathroom at the club at 11:54 because I’m afraid of conflict and I love gamifying things

my mom said “I went to the game store but didn’t know which magic thing to get you so I left” looks like she’s about to learn about our favorite game 😈

merry christmas I got myself a play booster pack for my own stocking and pulled a $10 card

playing a game called. Can I get my work done before my laptop runs out of battery in five minutes? yes I do have the charger. I just don’t wanna bother unplugging my streaming set up to plug that in.

thought I was safe grocery shopping on a monday. forgot it was week of christmas. madhouse. do u know how many times I did the “white person smile and nod”?? too many.

I love living in a MTG household because we save so much on shipping when we bundle our orders together

*mtga draft* me: look at that crab he’s so cute! my bf: he’s also the b- me: the best card in the pack, I know

I wish I could update you guys faster on my takes on new Magic spoilers but unfortunately for that I do have a job

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went to a game store and walked out without buying anything i deserve a sticker for that or say a little treat like a booster pack