One of my favorite things on TikTok is to style on people that bitch about Hartsfield-Jackson. Like… HOW are you still getting stuck in security for 90+ minutes??? I haven’t spent more than 15-20 minutes in security in like 15 years. I’m flabbergasted.

Feels weird skipping a prerelease but like just like… couldn’t be arsed

"I don't care that he's dead." "He's not a hero." "He's a scumbag." "He shouldn't be celebrated." No, no. I'm not saying that about Charlie Kirk. Charlie Kirk said that about George Floyd. Just in case anyone's interested in what he thought was fair to say about someone who was killed on camera.

Struggling to stay awake today weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I need two Ouija boards for an incredible bit, thanks.

This is the best Magic the Gathering article ever written. You cannot change my mind. articles.starcitygames.com/articles/pow...

Not to yuck my own yum but another Star Wars pinball machine? Come on Stern… we got the last one fuckin… 8 years ago… then it got rereleased like 2-3 years after with new artwork. My world for a new IP.

The grief is big today and I am tired of trying

Ten years of Disobedient and No Closer To Heaven? I’m so lucky.

I have such an incredible video idea, but I need two Ouija boards for it holy shit it’s genius.

Not to shit on my Ex, but between both rings we bought for each other for the engagement that never happened. I HAVE WAY BETTER TASTE. Holy moly.

This just in: I referred to a remote as “the device” Someone put me out of my misery

10 years of No Closer To Heaven is finally happening. Holy shit. It’s the best day of my life.

Everything was going so well, then, I had Lamb Curry and Chicken Tikka Masala for lunch. I wanna nap so bad.

Last night my dream come full circle with a dream I had last year. That was pretty rad.

Working from home after 6 days off is L I T.

Still thinking about how I VA’d R2-D2 but he was from NY. People were having a right giggle at in the audience. DragonCon is the best convention, folks.

Something about a ripped Bane doing the Wobble fucking rocks.

Chaos Commander precon event is sick

A Court of Tom and Clancy Is this anything?

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I hope I see that hot Doug Dimmadome again this year.

Just had a panic attack thinking I had work today. NICE TRY IDIOT.

Rip Jesus Piece. Glad I got to see them at least.

I feel not great weeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The meniscus in my jaw made its way back into place. Jaw works normal again for now.

Bluesky would have failed without trans folk. It's honestly that simple. Fuck the moderation here if that's who you're banning. #FreeTheBugs #FreeBugs

When the turns take too long; use @infinitokens.com to play Yahtzee!

Very late but I finally saw Talk To Me, and that shit ruled.

yeah

Well, it’s that time to sleep real bad I guess

Steal from corporations

I’m very tired

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Met another orphan today, hell yeha.

Oh no, the Central Ingest room is so fucking cozy. Holy shit a nap would H I T here.

The meniscus in the right side of my jaw got all wonkatated again, and now my jaw doesn’t close right unless I apply uncomfy pressure Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Weapons was fucking wild. Loved it.

Paid off a credit card everyone clap plz

Thank Christ I took today off. I am not ready to go back to work.

Seeing the Milky Way will always remind just how amazingly irrelevant I am in this place. it’s truly beautiful.

AND I took the day off after I get back? Future me is /EATING/ Thanks past me.

Rarely do I find myself up on miles. Only have to walk one today.

What do you mean you can’t tell the exact number of rights a corporation has? It’s a finite number. But if I asked for Pi to the 10^55937 digit you’ll show me? It’s a number, you dogshit piece of technology

1/3 of people in Gaza haven’t eaten for several days in a row. Huge swathes of the population are facing famine conditions. But this isn’t a famine. It’s forced starvation at the hands of the Israeli death machine. It’s genocide. And our government is complicit.

Just a little Ancient Tomb… as a treat please?

Who says your different tokens have to actually look different? @skrippy33.bsky.social on @vanquiggcosplay.bsky.social's stream!

That was a heart wrenchingly sad dream holy fuck. I woke up hurt… wuulgh.

*From across the house* Hey baaaaaaabe, I’m not playing blue tonight if you know what I mean