@slivergod.bsky.social please take notes

Sometimes playing Magic with your partner means finding them with two lesbians spread out on the kitchen table

shut up Microsoft word yes I did mean to use the word 'therefor' and not 'therefore', get bent

I was aware of it because my brothers played as kids, but twas banned at school before I got in. 20 years on, I started sorting my partner's collection out of pandemic boredom. Commander felt so much more approachable. I could rely on THIS ONE CARD if all else fails. It was enough to hook me.

Tonight Tonight At 10:30 Pm est All Glory To The Hive as Me @slivergod.bsky.social @cooperleef.bsky.social @magicthejourney.bsky.social as we all play sliver decks. May The Hive Provide and deliver one of us a victory over on www.twitch.tv/trivialencou...

Hi5 was an early social platform, launched in 2003. Americans mostly ignored it. Big in Latin America & Southeast Asia with tens of millions of users at its peak, today it’s mostly social games & dating. Check out your favorite websites with the #WaybackMachine: web.archive.org 🧵 #Wayback1T

Yes I keep my children’s teeth. I made them myself and they’re just going to expel them from their bodies? Ingrates 😤

Announced yesterday, Wizards has begun an official partnership with TCGPl@yer. Just because it's not in the news anymore doesn't mean it didn't happen. There are tons of options for buying cards and sealed product at competitive prices. I'll link my favorite below, and I encourage you to as well.

We want @clovermtg.bsky.social to be your new favorite format! Created by: @onionbug.bsky.social Rules Committee: @ma-8.bsky.social @commandzoe.bsky.social Clover is created and maintained by trans women for everyone. Please help us grow. Joining the discord is huge for us. discord.gg/maf75PDbq

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

🚨 ATTENTION 🚨 I'm working on content to demystify competitive Magic, especially for limited formats and I would love to hear from y'all about things you've learned that you wish you'd known before you started playing competitively. (♥️ + 🔄 helps too)

For the Pauper players, here's a follow-up article on why we banned High Tide. There's a lot more nuance compared to previous bans, and recommend reading the article if you have a few minutes to spare. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno... #MTGPauper

Ok I admit I’ve been trying for max ten minutes while trying to get the kids ready for school but Why the fuck can’t I find a link for the b&r? Y’all just post screenshots 😭

We passed it over to Benji to keep it bangin’ - BUY INFINITOKENS

Day 6 of "NO... hear me out... VEMBER"! A month dedicated to common creatures, aka Arthurs, who could wield a legendary equipment and look hot while doing so. Brought to you by our newest RRT member, @cooperleef.bsky.social! #PendragonMTG

After the chaos settles you can unwind with the CHILLEST POD IMAGINABLE over on @cardboardcombat.bsky.social , featuring the incomparable @bobbiechristine.bsky.social and @spectramtg.net ! Remember to include #notafundraiser w your order to be entered to win fabulous prizes - AND GET INFINITOKENS!

@commandzoe.bsky.social is live now with @trash-artificer.bsky.social @ratqueenem.bsky.social and @thadrin.bsky.social!!! come say hi www.twitch.tv/commandzoe

Day one just wrapping up but wait there is a day two of #NotAFundraiser and we are just a little over 470 USD now y'all we can do better then that lets see some love and go buy some infitokens over on infinitokens.com be sure to tag #NotAFundraiser in your order notes to be entered into the raffle

The last stop of the night is at @thattcgguy.bsky.social's stream with @katiecombat.bsky.social, @cooperleef.bsky.social and @cardboardcombat.bsky.social. Featuring some... suspicious-looking tokens. twitch.tv/thattcgguy

oh shit y’all gon see me again because I am @infinitokens.com ‘s biggest gorram fan

Hoping to draw lots of shadow clones with my Naruto deck tonight to help @infinitokens.com Find us live over at Twitch.tv/JaneJudge featuring @katiecombat.bsky.social @janeplaysmagic.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social <3

4pm east #NotAFundraiser will be hosted by none other then the incredible @indominus-lux.bsky.social make sure to show some love and buy some Infinitokens over at www.twitch.tv/indominus_lux

What's that, a HOTTIE POD double feature? That's right, tonight we log back in at 5pm to support @infinitokens.com ! Meghan has been THROUGH IT with medical bills lately, so we're encouraging you to buy Infinitokens.com! every $10 spent gets you an entry into the prize raffle over the weekend <3

The worst part of getting my degree online is that my school sometimes sends out dope job and internship opportunities that are local to them and not to me

I'm building a fantastic team of MTG content creators to help me make Spotlight Series Lorwyn Eclipsed a huge success, and I need your help! Applications to be a featured creator at the event are now LIVE... so apply apply apply! Application Link: forms.gle/JxwkcNPxRJR6... (❤️+🔁 are appreciated!)

The door opens slowly to reveal @slivergod.bsky.social ‘s gorgeous body wrapped in a delightful white and pink kitty cat hoodie complete with delicate cat ears I am complete

Day 5 of "NO... hear me out... VEMBER"! A month dedicated to common creatures, aka Arthurs, who could wield a legendary equipment and look hot while doing so. Brought to you by our newest RRT member, @cooperleef.bsky.social! This bunny is cookin' on *and* off the field.. 👀👀 #PendragonMTG

just in case y'all missed it here is the event schedule for #NotAFundraiser some amazing pods Filled with incredible people all here to help out our friend @infinitokens.com so be sure to stop by and show some love!!!

First off, this StreamaTon is not a fundraiser. However, we’re encouraging you to buy products from @infinitokens.com at infinitokens.com and every $10.00 usd spent will enter you into the raffle you can dm me or another host for proof of purchase so we can enter you in

!!! #NotAFundraiser Prize Pool Update!!!! The weekend #NotAFundraiser StreamaThon for @infinitokens.com is almost here, and many wonderful people and companies have shown their support to help make this event a success. Please Read Below

I got annoyed when I opened my tenth PDF in Adobe and it froze again while the unrequested AI assistant loads, so I tried to see if I could turn it off I hate it here

I wish I could get my hair to do this on purpose and also to keep it for more than five minutes

i could smell the mustard and the onions

Welcome to day 2 of "NO... hear me out... VEMBER"! A month dedicated to common creatures, aka Arthurs, who could wield a legendary equipment and look hot while doing so. Brought to you by our newest RRT member, @cooperleef.bsky.social This one's for the puppygirls in chat 🐶😘 #PendragonMTG

The voters in the family sat down at the table this morning with donuts and coffee to do our research and talk out our votes. Mail-in ballots are the reason we can be informed, educated voters. 🥰

YA'LL ARE NOT READY FOR HOW HAWT THIS FAWKIN POD IS TONIGHT. SO IF YOU NEED A BREAK FROM WHAT EVER IT IS YOU'RE GOING THROUGH TODAY COME AND GEEK OUT TO MY AMAZING FRIENDS: @katiecombat.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social WE'RE GOING LIVE RIGHT MF'IN NOW!

ROUGH DAYS DONT STOP THE CRANKERS FROM CRANKING. INSERT 2000'S EMO REFERENCE ABOUT NOTHING EFFECTING ME AS LONG AS I HAVE FRIENDS! TONIGHTS CRANKERS: @ladyfoxglove.bsky.social @slivergod.bsky.social @katiecombat.bsky.social GOING LIVE AT 10 PM EST ON THAT PURPLE APP!

> be the mtg secret lair twttr account > announce encyclopedia theme > post reverse-alphabet nonsensical messages > forget to post an "A" message or any payoff > pat yourself on the back for building hype > don't share the final cards included > announce technical problems

Libraries matter. Access matters. After years of legal battles, the Internet Archive is still here—and still fighting for a world where everyone can read, learn, and remember. @arstechnica.com tells the story: arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

A fun twist on daylight savings is to forget about it and use your phone clock until like midday when you set it down to be healthier and then you look at the stove and panic

Welcome to "NO... hear me out... VEMBER"! A month dedicated to common creatures, aka Arthurs, who could wield a legendary equipment and look hot while doing so. Brought to you by our newest RRT member, @cooperleef.bsky.social! First up, Nanoform Sentinel! The things those tentacles could do...

As tempting as it is, because I crave praise, I won’t be posting pictures of the Combat kids’ costumes that I made It helps that the people we walked past kept gasping and audibly recognizing both Green Goblin and Starlord 🥰

Starting in November I will be running a Food Bank Direct Aid Fundraiser There will be ATLA packs and singles as prizes, as well as other goodies. Every $10 you donate to your local foodbank gets you one entry into the prize raffle. Runs through all of November. Prize Stream Nov 30th.

Making the important updates! (By which I mean mostly the ability to hide your location but this is nice too)

📣Neat-O Stream Miniseries Incoming!📣 #mtg

Damn I’ve been sleeping on this card. Guaranteed this flies under the radar the entire game until it’s too late and you made two roaming thrones, panharmonicons, sol rings, esper sentinels, etc

Today I had to advise my roommate not to go to the dentist because federal shadow troops are kidnapping people out of the parking lot What the fuck man

No sound, but you can hear it, right? #mtgambassador #mtgxatla

“this land can’t be blocked” is an all-time great rules text line