In "Never do anything fun" news, here's my 4yo's brush teeth routine: - "Daddy Mech Suit" carries her 5ft to the bathroom. - She checks in to the dentist. - The 'dentist' has to hold her like she's in a dentist chair while making small talk brushing her teeth. - The mech suit brings her back.

Incredible how anti-vax proponents always have something to sell you. It’s almost like the whole thing is a scam 🤔

Did… did they kill Pikachu?

This alone is a reason to pre-order. Math torture!

It's OMENS OF CHAOS yelling time again! Have you pre-ordered YOUR copy yet?

I think I’m gonna actively strip apart any “five color” decks in favor of fewer colors. Leaving only Sisay. Im any case, I’m definitely taking The Ur-Dragon apart and maybe building Ureni? … Slivers will remain. Sometimes people need to be punished for their sins.

Age yourself with gaming Combat baby (to be fair I had an Atari 2600 until I got an N64 so I was playing Combat ten years late)

The wiki has a Bluesky account now! Make sure you’re using mtg.wiki and not Fandom ad machine.

Hell yeah

The Bond thing is so funny because Bond has never had strict continuity, it soft rebooted with every new actor until Daniel Craig, which was a hard reboot that kept Judi Dench’s M. Either the writers know nothing about Bond, this is a publicly thing, or more likely it’s misconstrued for clicks.

The only other thing I caught on a rewatch was how in Season 2 Dustin talks about how to defeat a Mind Flayer, and goes on about an army of the undead before realizing he's lost the analogy and plays it off. Then in Season 4 of course we get Vecna, an undead lich from D&D. 🤔

Wow. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

The phone plan people are just too aggressive. I snapped at one once because he blocked my path to give me the sales pitch (after I’d told him multiple times I wasn’t interested and to please move) … because he was between me and my toddler as my toddler was running away and ducked out of sight.

The absolute last thing I want is more Target Employees interacting with me. I already avoid the electronics section when I spot those phone plan sales people.

TikTok has figured out my weakness is smart brown women telling me things and now that’s half my feed and… Im not complaining.

My friend is just shy of his Extra Life goal. Please donate! www.extra-life.org/participants...

How do we convince evangelicals there are demons in AI? We need some Satanic Panic here.

Back on my bullshit

We're excited for the upcoming Magic novel Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos by @seananmcguire.bsky.social! If you've preordered the book, drop a reply with your receipt or a preorder screenshot below for a chance to win a spell directly from the Biblioplex itself: Demonic Tutor (Ends 11/24)

I've been on a "finish that Magic deck I've been noodling on forever" kick, and I've hit Goro-Goro and Satoru. Anyone have any fun deck tech other than "Ninjas and Haste"?

Fans have always been trailblazing in ways Magic only picks up on years later •Alterists were ahead on borderless cards and art style experimentation •Proxy makers were ahead on visual design and frames •Custom card designers were ahead on using low resolution art assets from outside properties

Good week all around

Hell yeah Mega Baxcalibur baby I love that his dorsal plate just become a straight up sword through his gut, lol

Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.

Jhoira with a Van Eych sensibility #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgart #weatherlight #jhoira

Hell yeah

Never been more proud to be a Brooklyn Italian

Oh it’s based on the new IDW comic relaunch. I’ll need to read that now.

Winners have been selected!

The election to pay attention to today is the PA Supreme Court retentions. There’s lots of important stuff, but if they can flip it red it’s GG 2028

Hell yeah www.gamesradar.com/tabletop-gam...

This has just always been DC dating though. My buddy went on one date (Pre-MAGA), and she told him they couldn’t continue to see each other because he didn’t share her love of Jesus Christ. They didn’t talk about religion (possibly the problem?)

You know, I haven't seen these posted anywhere. Anyone do this event?

Secret Lair Countdown contents are revealed. I'll be skipping this one, but very glad all of them were shown before purchase.

The more I look at this the more I am on board with this. Thematically, I’m not sure how you get from Minus One to a sequel without adding a thematic second monster, and Mothra is a great allegory herself. Also 0.0

On today, this most Hallowed Godzilla Day, my daughter picked her one Godzilla shirt to wear, without any kind of prompting. I only realized it was Godzilla day later. She is the chosen one, clearly.

Alright Magic: The Gathering Community, one more day on this one. I've got hundreds of likes and retweets, but only ~30 entries.

I appreciate that of all the possible sequel names they chose possibly the most confusing one

My friend played a Templar deck yesterday and it inspired me to finally take apart my terrible five color assassins deck and commit to a Mardu-colored Altair deck. I think I’m on board the “five color commanders are bad” train, finally. If for no other reason that they give me decision paralysis.

Happy “why the fuck are my kids up an hour early” to all those who celebrate

Today is the day the Trump Admin is starting to hold back funding for food aid. Now is the time to give.

Tally: Mulled Cider spiked with Rum (brought from home), Pocket-Sized Fireball, Bud light (2 cans). No Jell-O shots this year 🥲

Every tenth house in my neighborhood has adult beverages, it’s been a good Halloween

ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

Lmao

Since it’s close to Halloween, I’ll repost some past spooky contributions to @hipstersofthecoast.com — Here’s one that a recent TikTok by @vorthosjay.bsky.social reminded me about: www.hipstersofthecoast.com/2020/10/reli...

Just preordered x2 copies of the new Strixhaven: Omens of Chaos novel by @seananmcguire.bsky.social If we get to 5000 preorders, it debuts as a best seller and then...more Magic books. Use bookshop - it lets you choose your local black-owned bookstore! Nice! bookshop.org/p/books/unti...