White woman jumpscare I.e. lorwyn spoilers but I had to imagine it as not just as a character slider but instead a different life sooo... #liliana #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering #vess #lorwyn #vorthos

Favorite picture of 2025 uhhhhh *spins wheel* Phyrexian valentines card

Everybody better say hello snappy

Everybody better say hello snappy

I see that you're thirsty, dear reader For you,

I few up

"I'll go to Jc Penny's and ill buy all ill need. Fuck wait this is an elf costume all of it green. Even the fluff was undyable sand. So he washed it with red and rode it for fun until post nut clarity gave him a new plan. (5/7)

"I must stop Christmas from shopping but ho-WAIT THREE THREE" he said wifh villainous glee. "Ive seen this exact plot in a Jim Carrey movie" (4/7)

All the doodz down in doodzville loved Christmas The liked Christmas The stalked Christmas The fucked Christmas a lot (2/7)

How okyo stole Christmas A gitrob tale (1/7)

Me when the seagulls steal my hotdogs

How dare you ratio me like that I am a god An Eater of worlds

I was fingering the silmarillion and the lotr/hobbit book set apparently

Sometimes I like to smack the wrapping paper on gifts and give the little opens a nice rub and fingering calling it a good girl before tearing it up

He ran and he ran as fast as he can. Until someday texting hit him with a van. And that dad okyo learned a wise ancient proverb lesson. Never go robbing in front of a van. (7/7)

But okyo from doodzville did not (3/7)

How okyo stole Christmas A gitrob tale (1/7)

And I the end nobody sang because all of the oko fans STARVE AND FROZE in the winter because SOMEONE wanted a winter break instead of showing us oko

How wotc stole preview season

Need to draw but what i-.... How okyo stole Christmas

🎄Gitrob tales presents: Loot and the magical Christm- oh my god. Oh my god someone’s in the house loot run!!!!

Toddlers are impossible to win debates with cause everything will be fine but then they'll stand up and repeat no 40 times and if you ask what's wrong they're like "abbadabupaka" and if youre confused at all they begin crying

Don't listen to her wizards the alignment is nearly completely keep going

So im gonna be up tonight so ama

Today is my families Christmas + my moms sides Christmas but I have like 1 hour mandatory overtime i forgot to do so the game plan is to stay up another 5 hours go to work do the last one at 6 am Come home We all open gifts I power nap and get dragged out of bed for lunch/the other christmas

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go Google says toy story 3 but it was released in 2009 soooooo I picked a movie and- OH MY GOD MY BOAT

🎄Gitrob tales presents: Loot and the magical Christm- oh my god. Oh my god someone’s in the house loot run!!!!

IM NOT BOB 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Okay, you goofballs. Despite the protestations of my lawyers, grandparents, and one very concerned psychic, it is with deep distress that I bring you The Radley Awards 2025! Who will take home this year's hotly contested award for Best Shrimp? CONTESTANT THREAD BELOW 🧵:

Ladies and gentlemen We got em...

who is familiar with making high quality proxies that feel like real magic cards? i want to make a proxy of Bone Shredder except the art is my favorite musician, Bones Shredder, and i want to put it in a deck without it feeling off from other cards

Im hungry where is the new oko card i want it this luncheon sucks

Damn, Oko's gonna get cold. I'd better warm him with my body heat.

They had a Nemo baby

If you think males cant have fat asses you arent searching with the correct tags my friend the the ones I see cant be blocked out using two AVERAGE cylinder shaped objects

Christmas shopping done done officially now I can go back to my investing in radley coin

Maybe I do want to get into chainsaw man

Theres just something I love about middle/late December when everyones just creampied the Christmas tree full of gifts and it looks so overflowing and magical and complete like good job everybody

The reality fracturing story will end with Mono blue jace: *about to complete master plan* Mono green jace: *punches him* why dont you like...chillax man. Mono blue jace: youre right.

Gasp water

If you have the left avatar you can hit me as much as you want ill never block

Hey do YOU 🫵 want to compliment? Glazed 🍩?? We'll comment below and ill hype up YOU 🚨 TODAY

Im not even down bad for jace, oko, or vraska. idk where people even get that from

Hey do YOU 🫵 want to compliment? Glazed 🍩?? We'll comment below and ill hype up YOU 🚨 TODAY

Too many cards id want but if I ive always loved the mythic edition cards I think definitely these would be top 4

Waiting for letters back from friends before cars and telegrams must've been hell for anxious people *sends letter via horse* *29 days later* 🙂 30 days later* FUCK THEY HATE ME DONT THEY

we need a reference of lluwen in lorwyn!!!! anyway i drew them :3