Deck idea: It's all about using and paying your own life for fun Its called "Its my life" Like the Jon Bovi song

Me getting ahold of olivia voldarens bath blood

Old godzilla drawing book thread of drawings that I made when I was like 8-10 and really into godzilla unleashed (1/3)

Id never ever live there without certain assurances But Innistrad.

It has been 132 days since I have cried over Sorin Markov @gitrob.bsky.social commissioned me to draw cat girl maid Edgar Markov.

Hi everyone. You may remember last month that I shared one of our cats, Troy, was feeling ill. Unfortunately, his situation has gotten pretty rough. Solving it will be more expensive than we can manage on our own. I'm asking for help. Please read. Please share. 💗➕🔃 gofund.me/d53016b18

Please help Lyght's family

Morcant: If you wish to leave with your life you must entertain me. The theros satyr that fell through an omenpath:

i can’t stop laughing

Quintorious giving Tyvars ass a nice firm inspecting squeeze before giving a spank to send him off like a bull to rearrange Will's insides and obliterate their bed like it's a pay per view WWE Raw event coming to you this monday! monday! monday!

Edgar talking to young sorin: "Did you know the moon is hollow? We have a hollow moon. Like hollow earth but a moon." Young sorin: "🥺 ....what?" Edgar: "Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. That'll never be important. Forget about it."

For valentines day I am happy to announce we WILL be putting bisexual lighting into the Inescapable Pit of Darkness.

Edgar talking to young sorin: "Did you know the moon is hollow? We have a hollow moon. Like hollow earth but a moon." Young sorin: "🥺 ....what?" Edgar: "Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. That'll never be important. Forget about it."

Non zero percent chance of a ub one day btw

Jace: I can't wait to reconnect with Kallist and set things right- Random consortium member:

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

Did you know edhrec has a random commander button in the top right corner? You should hit it and reply with what you got. I'll give you a suggestion for the 99!

Made a thing

Check out this other poem I wrote last year while you're at it. It features art by beloved friend and one of the seven Divine God-Kings of Art Mountain, @smallpoxeater.bsky.social: sensememory.blog/of-violence-...

Bumping this one more time. I'm proud of it abundance proud of the contributions the homies made to it.

Somebody commission Alek, he draws very cool stuff

Does anyone wanna pay me $25 to draw them something while I have the flu

6/10 Chandra and Nissa in more new capenna outfits (Chandra's updated design obvi ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡) #newcapenna #mtgart #chandra #nissa

Vraska bootless image

8/10 Nahiri and Radha. This might be the best Nahiri I've drawn to date which drove some of the details #mtgart #zendikar #nahiri

YOU LIKE MAGIC? YOU LIKE ART? YOU SEEK JOY? PROVE IT, NERD! SHOW ME SOMETHING YOU THINK IS NEAT, SPREAD YOUR JOY, MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE! DO IT BAD IF YOU MUST! DO IT SCARED IF IT IS REQUIRED! I AM NOT ASKING! 🔪

7/10 vorinclex and jin as the classic kissing meme @littjara.bsky.social 👀 👀 👀 #phyrexia #praetor #mtgart

Made a thing

Tezzeret walking into bolas' lair: hey boss uh- 😐 Bolas listening to crocodile rock full volume: Laaaaaaa lalala laaaaaa lalala laaaaaaaa lalalaaAAHH- 😐

Tezzeret walking into bolas' lair: hey boss uh- 😐 Bolas listening to crocodile rock full volume: Laaaaaaa lalala laaaaaa lalala laaaaaaaa lalalaaAAHH- 😐

Laughed for like 30 straight minutes

*nicol bolas leaving scary threatening voicemails for Professor Onyx* "You better watch your ass im fucking back i know where you work you stupid fuck im going to slash your tires and im sleeping with your boy toy the Dean."

What if he was just a fucking cow what then

Moon Landing

Chat, is this anything. I don't want to be "rude" or anything. But I feel like we should TRY to let them know what level of colossal fuck up this is.

Everybody hit it with me, hit the sea lion (Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh) Everybody do it with me, hit the sea lion (Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)

The gazer

5/10 Ral and tomik kissin' underwater (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡ #mtgart #ralzarek #tomik #ravenica

What if he was just a fucking cow what then

Tezzeret: ok. We’re meeting Bolas. Just… don’t mention it Jace. Jace: don’t mention wha- oh… oh.

Zendikar: The great and terrible ulamog:

I call him my semi truck the way nobody bats him an eye and all of a sudden HONK HONK 🚚🚚 10+ damage coming at you oops your best creature is dead

Someone get me taco bell

About to be on my zombie shit again after I finish faeries and umbris I can feel jt

I don't understand how people could argue for Iona to be unbanned but for griselbrand to stay banned

Heartbreaking: the appointment tomorrow at 2 i thought was in town 8 minutes from the cardshop turns out is actually an hour away 😢

Deck idea

Some people think the new meat canyon video is pro ice

How are you doing secret lair people?