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Instead of speaking truth the power what if I just told power flattering stuff it wants to hear? Maybe then power would be inclined to show favor to me 🤔

I'm not doing it cuz I enjoy socializing with my friends on this platform but any time a Mod posts a long ass thread about how everybody needs to Respect The Mods every inch of my body starts calling out for me to start harassing them rudely and obscenely. I don't know why I'm like this.

Probably the most on point review of Mixtape so far - a game which seems to first and foremost be a love letter to the games review culture of the mid-2010s.

ngl cottage cheese + pineapple probably whips

I think video games past Tetris were probably a mistake

I'm not bad, just badly trained

When you think about it for more than two seconds "The Lion King" is a RIDICULOUS concept

The International Vinegar Museum Roslyn, SD

asking abigail spanberger to visualize VA republicans as the democratically elected government of honduras and do whatever she would have done as a CIA agent

A CAT ENTERED THE RING DURING BLUE PANTHER VS HECHICERO IN GUADALAJARA #CMLL 🤼

uh oh!

Social media is a very important tool that exposes me to people dedicated to making themselves miserable 24/7 and reminds me not to do that

Wario's Ware

Sad to see Tim Heidecker get mixed up with Infowars. Did he go MAGA during the pandemic? Or did Alex Jones drop a dollar

Yeah we finished up that task analysis, just like you asked boss

Do not talk about "posting" to me, I am a million years old and posted on Usenet.

IMO the ideal way to run a social media website is for nobody to have any clue who you are

whenever a friend IM's me out of the blue

I legit do not get people making BAN CRUISE SHIPS their sole personality this week

I don't think you should be allowed to barf out your opinions publicly on the internet until you're like, 38

I was way out of the scene by this point but wowie zowie!!!

haha I'm going to blow my stack this week

I'm genuinely perplexed how I didn't really become aware of Nirvanna the Band the Show before now cause this is exactly the vibe I was on in the late 2000's

E7.ANS, 1995-04-10 from The Equalizer BBS (other)

Woke mod of Jill of the Jungle where Jill's sprite is wearing pants

LIONLAIR.ANS, 1991-12-22 from CD-ROM Magic 1995 #1 (CD-ROM)

It's my b-day and I don't even have a g-friend

So hold on, you're telling me I'm smarter than Richard Dawkins and Einstein... combined???

Fowler Computer Center Fowler, IN

While leaving the gym I opened my car door as hard as humanly possible directly into my forehead if you're wondering how my Friday is going

All the Platner nazi tattoo stuff aside, DNC operatives thinking that "oppo" is still a real thing that matters when we elected a deranged senile pedophile as president is wildly funny and so completely out of touch

Watching this Netflix Man On Fire adaptation and I think I'm starting to come around on Tony Scott's artistic choices

Anthropic warns that Charlie Brown could have hoes by Q3 of this year

it's not the mayor's fault that the stadium collapsed

Being a good service writer is a very particular skill and it's wild how many bad ones there are out there.

Can someone explain this whole homestuck thing to me in less than 300 characters

Might start living on tulsa time

The primary memory I have from growing up in rural poverty is the constant feeling of helplessness from circumstances outside of your control. My parents weren't smart or handy people. Car breaks down? You're screwed. The determination to never feel like that again drives most of my adult life.

powerful town phenotype

I have a friend who works at a museum in an idyllic mountain college town and every week he sends me pictures of a new infestation that he (professional librarian) has been charged with getting rid of by hand. My favorite is this fox that lives in the ceiling

Ever have those days where you wake up asleep

daigo ftw

“They’re waiting for you, Gordon…in the TEST CHAMBERRRR” in the thickest valley girl accent you can imagine

Many such instances! Not just in academia!

[to the tune of the 3-2-1 contact theme] 2! 4! 1! Pizza!

As we move away from the disastrous policies of the Biden administration, the United States will no longer apologize for party rocking