instant jumpscare

Would you still love me if I was a worm

Red Bull century of humiliation 🥳🎉🍾🥂

MAIN10.ANS, 1989-12-29 from The THEBBS.ORG Archives (other)

Having a real huh moment at those Capcom Cup 12 results

AS88.ANS, 1990-08-21 from The THEBBS.ORG Archives (other)

INT HOSPITAL Doctor: Another day in the Pitt, what do we got? Patient: [entitledly] fix me fucker

This probably isn't a popular or empathetic opinion but if you experience a moment of catastrophe through sheer incompetence you're probably better keeping that lesson to yourself instead of blogging about it and actively soliciting people to read about it

starting to think something's up with this "Palmer Eldritch" guy

Personally I would build a city on solid ground and asphalt and concrete instead of rock & roll

It was 90F yesterday :)

How do you think Trump's nuclear football guy feels right now

The UBI debate is really funny because there's people who are like "oh if things get REALLY bad they'll be FORCED to implement UBI" and like, well, sure, but have you considered maybe they just don't

It's supposed to be a high of 52F tomorrow so why is it nearly 11PM and still 80F outside

AP-THRSH.ANS, 1994-12-29 from The Equalizer BBS (other)

"Kellie" .gifs

Once had a guy try to get me fired because I automated his ivory tower app build process that apparently only he could do into a CI pipeline. He also got so mad once that he punched his desk hard enough to break his hand. Small, dysfunctional software shops ftw

investigate 3/11

[guy who's had 🎶 they're crumbelievable 🎶 playing in his head 24/7 for the past five years] yeah I'm actually immune to propaganda

May the 4th be with you lol

I watch Formula 1 the way God intended: via highlights on youtube

Patrick Nagel #1979 rb.gy/qiysqs

Ha ha _yeah_

I hope the next CEO of this website doesn't look comically evil

Retroactive class awareness

Taking off my shoes to show the President that I have two, small, delicate "Lotus feet." He gives a low, appreciative whistle. "Wow. Look at that." He nods at a Marine who raises a mallet and smashes Marco Rubio's foot.

You know I gotta have special lamps to be in society

old and busted: yaml farmer new hotness: markdown farmer

Welp, guess Apple doesn't want my money 🤷

Pristine theatrics

rt to fool a bluesky dev

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

AS-LORD.ANS, 1980-01-02 from dark domain - the artpacks.acid.org collection (CD-ROM)

Pizza Man Amery, WI

MENU13.ANS, 1995-04-16 from The Arcade BBS (other)

That's my cue!

The amount of times I keep launching vi inside of my zed terminal window is shameful

Grinding my teeth after getting two fillings yesterday so I can get them nice and worked in

Every time I see something like this I think about how I came up on IRC channels like #2600 where you would get brutally flamed to death for saying something stupid and while not great maybe kids these days need a little bit of that

Tactical nespresso machine where you have to manually rack it like a shotgun and the pods pop out like a spent shell

Breaking into my therapist's office to sneak a peek at the notes they take during our sessions and it's just line after line of - The most mentally healthy client I've ever had - Simply blameless - Perfect score - 💯

haha... ha

I don't know what Windows 12 will run on, but Windows 13 will run on sticks and stones

correction: when the cool kids talk about "Uncle Ted", they are NOT referring to Ted Nelson – inventor of hypertext and founder of Project Xanadu.

Had wicked insomnia and bounced off a bunch of Knuth writing last night. Most of this stuff, admittedly, is over my head, but his MMIX docs where he recognizes the different learning methodologies of practice into theory and theory into practice made me feel seen in a good way.

Trying to read this Knuth paper and like, nobody except real sickos understands this stuff, right?

I would never do anything to hurt Anna Navarre