HOLY SHIT

Jo Adell has robbed both Cal Raleigh and Josh Naylor of home runs tonight

200 made threes. it’s not that hard Illinois. ok i’m done. #illini

100 made threes. it’s not that hard Illinois.

50 made threes. it’s not that hard Illinois.

25 made threes. it’s not that hard Illinois.

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE, LOTTERY PICK

i’ll be logging off after this game because i will get suspended. yall be blessed

Wagler picked the worst time to go full freshman. unbelievable

WE NEED THREE CHANCES AT EACH LAYUP HAHAHA AND WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE. IM LOSING IT

fucking layups lmaoooooooo

fuck Bill Murray

Solo Ball is fucking awful

basketball?? never heard of it

Mirk is human unfortunately. not the best time to realize that.

i love Karl Urban but we can’t do better than a 53 year old for Johnny Cage???

zero assists is a personal attack, on me. what the fuck fellas. #illini

illinois hates shooting good. it’s a problem

IM FREAKING OUT. #finalfour

i would simply ask for one. if i didn’t receive one i would go somewhere else. they are so delicious but not difficult to acquire

trump was the harbinger. this is the end. we are so fucked.

i loathe this useless amoral motherfucker with every fiber of my being

omg they totally pranked the uptight asshole teacher TWICE. and the new girl and hot guy made eyes at each other. goated movie tropes

see kids that’s why you don’t have premarital sex in a cornfield

trying to to distract myself until game time so i’m watching Clown in a Cornfield lmao

Showing up at Saturday greenmarkets all across the country and asking vendors if they've "got any lung meat" in a voice that sounds like a skillet falling down a flight of stairs.

da midnight repost

this huge zombie has a huge dong! have you seen this have you heard about this

this is happening rn

THE BONE TEMPLE IS ON NETFLIX

I'm going to fix Bluesky's user growth issues. I'm going to start posting about which MLB players have "George Lucas-ass names" again. Sorry about that.

more like James Air Ball

goddamn this slapped

Suddenly Dan Hurley looks like the normal UConn coach

GENO RETIRE BITCH

sauna ➡️ cold plunge ➡️ sauna ➡️ cold plunge. GREAT SUCCESS

workout done. your boy is about to go do a cold plunge

Last night was the night that Donald Trump truly became president forever.

coffee AND protein?? together??? that's like my two favorite things! (drinking a coffee and protein drink rn)

Stephen Miller

these Lakers jerseys are the worst jerseys in the league

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

taking the dog out and then reading that dang book again

The Two Towers is on Paramount network

one thing about me is i will always fuck up a double QPC sorry if this offends

gonna need @gooffkings.bsky.social to play this asap

it was real hot in the gym today and way too many people in there smh. why do bad things happen to good people i am once again asking

I-N-I!