man this pop tarts bowl is making me want some freaking pop tarts! - guy who wants whatever psycho corp product/service is sponsoring each bowl game

da gym boy is back (i‘ve died)

yall don’t know shit about Switchfoot

17, 38

gonna feel like Aragorn pushing the doors open at Helm’s Deep when i get to the gym today after missing multiple days due to sickness.

man bowl games stink huh?

me, the split second i start to feel hopeful about anything

happy hall of days dorks. who up getting they zippity zoo as a software upgrade in the form of magical bean juice?!?

the eve fartlow era was truly wonderful lmao she was so fucking pissed

get bitches, fuck money wait

now watching The Void

emily blunt plz cut me in half with that huge sword thing

watching basketball

will is simply incapable of having a good take. he HAS to respond with the most lanyard brained feckless bullshit possible in every situation. it’s fucking impressive.

It's a good point. What political gain is there to be had from a campaign tangibly and visibly providing voters with assistance?

hopefully for a lot of bigoted assholes

make handmaids tale real but only the wall thing and only for these ghouls

xmas puppy relaxed

when did they stop doing all the EPL matches on boxing day????

boxing day innit

the most absurd part about 52-16-15 is how i’m not surprised by it lolol this guy is an absolute freak

finally got that T huh Ant?

basketball is good imo

JAMAL

Edwards bumping Joker lmao

this game is fucking nuts

ANTHONY EDWARDS

goddammit ant man i need to go to bed lol

That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked

i need a green Coop Dallas jersey asap

bullying these useless mealy-mouthed scolds off this website will only improve it. lets get it done folks.

i like them all white Vikings jerseys

welp that football game is over

HOLY SHIT DEEBO

NFL on freaking netflix????? what the heck i stg ive seen it all now smh

Guy sitting on a pile of gold: "im all for Universal Healthcare, but how do we make it happen? Be realistic."

i still have the back door trots but the kids liked their presents and now hoops are on. happy hall of days you freaks

happy crimmis

we gotta get exactly one more follower folks. dropped down to 665. don’t let me down people

in Dont Trust Even The Tiniest Fart territory smh

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your boy is still sick. having trouble staying off the toilet 😞😞

shouts out all my fellow working on xmas eve folks. do as little as possible. i'm getting out of here asap. be blessed.

we need the louvre bluesky back lol

proud to say i got the 17 year old locked in to LOTR being xmas movies. watching Two Towers currently

it took me a minute to put together that she’s being homophobic, not making a genuinely helpful suggestion about birth control

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FIGHT AT THE BOCA RATON BOWL

guess who just had sex, nerds

ah yes the classic run around to every grocery store in town looking for almond extract move. i’m da goat at it.