um.............ouch

i know i'm a broken recrod but it's just true: people like Stancil are they way they are because they have never got punched in the mouth for talking shit. i promise one time will change ol willy boy for the good

goddamn i'm gonna fist fight this bitch. he just cannot shut the fuck up. poster derangement syndrome. i promise i can fix it for him.

hey @jbpritzker.bsky.social @durbin.senate.gov @duckworth.senate.gov a little fucking help here????? is your plan seriously just to go on tv sometimes and otherwise abandon your citizens to be terrorized by these psychotic nazi freaks?

trickle down deez nuts with your economy

dumbest most incompetent motherfuckers alive. amoral ghouls

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accidentally wore my i’m a pussy ass bitch t-shirt and now i’m in congress

push day, depression day gym fit

i wanna go to all yalls gay weddings. please send me an invite.

OH WORD?????? STAPLE THIS TO SCHUMERS FOREHEAD

going to da gym. to stay alive.

Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer. He is a computer safety researcher. And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine. In under 1600 words. aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Just engaged my senator in keeping with the great tradition of American democracy (threatened them to the limit of the law and told them “don’t be a bitch”)

love to play Will Ghoul Get Suspended Today. odds are -450 today

We’re gonna eat you. With forks.

Until Dawn has some good kills and gore but holy shit it fucking sucks. the writing is just atrocious.

i’m currently hysterical in that i’m laughing at the absurdity of this fucking reality until my lungs give out and my eyes pop out of my head.

LITERALLY HOURS. THEY COULD HAVE WAITED HOURS.

Schumer & Jeffries should have the integrity to resign from their positions in leadership. They've failed, badly. Either they cannot control their caucuses or they're lying & secretly pushed this vote through behind the scenes. Either way, their betrayal of the American people is indefensible.

i think the only way anything happens is if bernie starts showing up to work with a really big sword

Buddy Boy doing his best to keep me calm.

it’s literally fucking class war. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN TO UNDERSTAND THIS

retire bitch

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

cool that obama could call up the entire democratic party to organize a resistance movement to stop sanders but couldn't call up the senate to tell them not to windmill slamdunk one of his few legacies of improving anything into the trash.

chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer

Don’t fall for this shit. Primary every single one of them

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

abolish the party. defund the party. fucking raze the fucking party to the ground.

burn in hell you amoral piece of shit. we are putting your old ass on an ice floe. fuck you forever bitch.

we've been sold a bill of goods since birth: that if we vote and play by the rules and practice civility that things will be ok. that the people offered up to us a choices for voting will for a shit. this has obviously never been true. i hope enough people are finally realizing it now

It was harder getting endorsements for Zohran Mamdani from Democrats than them caving to Republicans to mutually strip us of healthcare

Until the sun burns out

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

there are so many of us, so so many and very few of them

these fucking cunts wouldn’t regain any respect from me if they offed themselves but they should still do it anyway

if my job was involved in running the country and the country was going like ours was i would probably hang myself in a very public way like the nanny in "the omen"

These politicians aren't in disarray. They fucking hate you. They don't work for you.

They caved in March so they could get a better deal now. They’re caving now so they can get a better deal in some indeterminate future. The better deal is always just beyond their reach, but continuing to cave will get them there. And if you don’t agree with that, you don’t understand Politics,

Thinking of this quote from Mamdani’s victory speech.

it’s a 3rd thing. they are weak cowards who don’t give a fuck about us. they are narcissists desperately trying to hold onto power because they know we are coming. we are the future and there is no room for them in that future. may they burn in hell.

Senate Democrats are like “with your donation of $25 or more, we will help Donald Trump kill you”

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

ALL. OF. THEM.

fuck these establishment corporate Dems to hell. we have to remove them. NOW. Schumer must go immediately. it’s time to stop waiting for them to work for us and fucking take our country back.

if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader

it’s 38 here and feels like 21?! damn temp dropping faster than your moms panties when she sees me at the store.