I know #bravocon2025 news has dropped, but did you know every Tuesday night at 8pm PT I go live on @natendeanstream.bsky.social and show them a new episode of #VanderpumpRules? I also talk about all the creatives who's careers I want to end. www.twitch.tv/nate_and_dean

I just updated my router, things are going great.

if you want to follow what i read which is sadly 99% princesses lately, i post everything on goodreads (www.goodreads.com/author/show/...), though i only leave a review if its a romantasy book that REALLY pissed me off like this:

It’s true and it’s important to break format from time to time. open.spotify.com/episode/5awN...

It's high time we watch more of this highly regarded reality series tonight on the stream, isn't it? As always, with @vanderpumprobs.com

I wrote about blood donation, Vanderpump Rules and astonishing cookies for @flaminghydra.com flaminghydra.com/its-not-abou...

Ghoulish Tales has reopened submissions until October 17, 2025. Nothing longer than 5k words. Payment is 10c per word. Full guidelines here: ghoulish.rip/ghoulish-tal...

I think snark culture/snark subreddits do to women what the incel/black pill/groyper pipeline does to men. I talking about it this week on Halfsies after @vanderpumprobs.com and I rank all of the portrayals of The Joker. Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

It's time to be live tonight and watch some reality TV with @vanderpumprobs.com

It’s important to listen to Vanderpump Robs

I always leave halfsies recordings feeling better than when I started. It probably has to do with the great conversation. Like ranking Jokers on a J-O-K-E-R scale.

We're going to be experiencing this hit reality show from episode one with the expert himself @vanderpumprobs.com! Tune in Tuesday nights, starting next week on 9/16.

Im watching the TV show Ed and it sucks

I watched Viva La Bam with the hosts of @storesthepodcast.bsky.social Find the whole episode on my podcast Vanderpump Robs

So Kendra from Unknown Number: The High School Catfish is for sure a pedophile, right? I talked about the doc with my friend @vanderpumprobs.com this week. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

Talkinh about the new A.J. & Big Justice single “Big Fat Meatballs” on the pod this week with @vanderpumprobs.com and had the opportunity to talk about my personal experience being in the presence of The Costco Guys and The Rizzler. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way! MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.

Today we recorded an episode about My Life as Liz and spent most of the time talking about smoking “dank” Listen to Vanderpump Robs wherever you get podcasts.

Weirdos who think seeing triple numbers on license plates means angels are watching them, what would they do on a hiking trip?

Invite me on your podcast. I need to talk.

The great @mccrae.bsky.social watched his first episode of Vanderpump Rules for my podcast Vanderpump Robs. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...

Don’t forget where you got that info… podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...

I decided to go indie with my podcast Vanderpump Robs, but due to a transfer error I lost every follower, rating, and review on Apple. If you have the time I’d appreciate 5 stars and a kind word. If you don’t like my show then leave a review for a show you do like podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...

Go follow my podcast “Vanderpump robs” then report back and I’ll give you a movie recommendation

We're doing this gastrointestinal experiment tonight with @vanderpumprobs.com

Yee-Haw

They don’t make ‘em like Livin’ la vida loca anymore

Want to watch along with us? Check out our YouTube channel for full video episodes. youtu.be/wo8aiYurpwk?...

New episode of No Promo the podcast about promoted ads featuring THE Rob of @vanderpumprobs.com It was a great time having him on the program - Listen Now! www.buzzsprout.com/2361384/epis...

Come join us in Boston on June 25 & 26 for Friends Only Live! 🎟️ FriendsOnly.Live @molls.bsky.social and I have some particularly fun topics unleash on the audience.

My drafts folder is registered as a lethal weapon

Anxiously waiting to get my fade cleaned up at my Barber who sells disposable vapes.

Hey BOSTON! I’m not from your city but I’ll be performing with two people who are @molls.bsky.social and Meredith Lynch! Get your tix at FriendsOnly.live! “Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy funny people” - John Krasinski (some good news)

Hey BOSTON! I’m not from your city but I’ll be performing with two people who are @molls.bsky.social and Meredith Lynch! Get your tix at FriendsOnly.live! “Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy funny people” - John Krasinski (some good news)

now that i'm done with a year-long very intense manuscript... new fun serialized horror story project coming soon to substack.

Phrases I’m ready to retire: “The ick”, “did a thing”, “Enhanced Interrogation Techniques”

92 thousand words. Shit’s done.

this is the kind of insane, unhinged texts i send my husband after not talking to him all day because i'm on a major deadline for a book.

Thank god when a brand changes its branding I can get the exact take from thousands.

My three dads have agreed to take me to dinner.

We go hard on some folks this week on Vanderpump Robs. I suggest listening to the extended cut only available on patreon. www.patreon.com/posts/129136...

There's a reason Bravocon tix are expensive and any content creator telling you "it's actually a really great deal" has a motive.

Look tomorrow’s live show in LA will be great, but I’m always afraid that I’m going to bring a weird energy that may set the building on fire. Is this normal @molls.bsky.social? Buy the last few tix here: friendsonly.live

I’m thinking about building a 7 star hotel, it’s going to be great, especially the breakfast buffet.

I just quit my job as joke writer for Elon's twitter account, moving up the ladder as head writer for the FDIC.

FRIENDS ONLY LIVE with guest Kiki Monique is on May 8th at Westside Comedy. Grab tickets now for a night of pop culture and reality TV talk. Hosted by me, @meredithmlynch.bsky.social, and @vanderpumprobs.com linktr.ee/friendsonlyl...

Scheana and Jesse have Baywatch in common, although Scheana's connection is Baywatch Nights.

Last night I was reminded of Chandra Levy... then of course 9/11.

If I played survivor, not only would I win, I’d also take Jeff’s job (and quit on day 1)