Going to the baby shower for my best friend of 20 years and I’m so so so happy for her but I’m also a little sad because growing up is hard and I miss having young reckless fun with her

I have to take a training about generative AI and the videos don’t even have closed captions. What good even is AI then?!

One thing about me is if I have to do a self led online training at work I’m skipping right to the post test to see if I can pass without watching the video

Charli XCX today.

SHANNON FROSTING A CAKE this is what I wanna see #rhoc

I swear a lot of bravo fans watch more to hate on women than to enjoy the shows.

I’ve said it before but the central time zone just feels fake to me

Mariah Carey on WWHL tonight omg

They better be saving the best for last because I’m gonna be so sad if Angel Reese isn’t doing Unrivaled this year.

I just heard someone down the hall say they thought Kansas City was in Iowa

It’s getting bad, he just stopped by my desk for like an hour and I couldn’t get him to leave on his own until I flat out said “okay I’m going to lunch” and he finally scurried away.

I hate how they drop a “to be continued” just to release the first 10 minutes of the next episode a day later #rhoslc

THIS WAITRESS OMG bless her #rhoslc

I’m not suing people enough #rhoslc

NRA funding these housewives episodes this week #rhoslc

Bronwyn’s mom just got me ready to leave my man to find someone younger

I hate when my shows get sad I can’t handle it right now

Todd hates being on this tv show #rhoslc

Listen and decide for yourself. But I have to commend Phee for using her platform to call out abusive, manipulative, and dismissive tactics from the WNBA. (Part 2/2) #WNBASky

Napheesa Collier's full statement at the beginning of her exit interview. She directly quotes conversations with Cathy Englebert that legitimately call into question how the WNBA is being led. (Part 1/2) #WNBASky

I love Napheesa Collier reading the pages about Cathy from her burn book #wnba

I can’t believe I use the metric system every day at work but if I find a recipe using grams and milliliters I won’t even consider it

Sitting in my car with the windows up because I am a lizard

Ugh I think I’m getting sick I don’t want to deal with this

Once again I am disappointed to find out that a higher priced item actually is of higher quality

The absolute worst thing is when I get a package delivered by door dash wtf

My friend is doing a “guess the baby photo” game at her baby shower but I’m the only one not related to her going so I’m at a big disadvantage

If you read anything today, let it be Nikole Hannah Jones’ essay on how Charlie Kirk’s death is doubling as an invitation to transform white supremacist views into normal political discourse www.nytimes.com/2025/09/28/m...

I think I’m getting too old to learn how to ski but I really want to idk

I need a parchment paper roll with a little cutter like I have for plastic wrap

I went to NH this weekend a year ago and everything was still green so of course this year it’s peak… at least I didn’t have big crowds on my hikes I guess

Ugh I was hoping the expensive thing I ordered yesterday was gonna get canceled lmao thank god the site has a good return policy

I don’t need some old white lady resist lib commenting about the “class” level of wnba players on my post lol wtf

My reality shows haven’t been hitting for me lately but somehow wnba has been scratching that itch I have for pure unscripted chaos

Unfortunately I am addicted to frivolous purchases

#RHOM Here’s the thing NO ONE NOT 1 VIEWER WANTS TO HEAR JULIA SING

Why do I have to listen to this bitch sing AGAIN #rhom

Another housewives party hosted by printfresh #rhom

I have no idea what the plot of this show is, I really just want to watch Shannon do weird shit #rhoc

Entenmann’s never misses I love their little treats so much

tamra judge that one day

This means so much to me

Xanax timed perfectly 👌🏻 audit done now I can fly high for another hour lmao

Omg JLo and Mariah Carey are gonna be on episodes of WWHL in October 😍

I look forward to Lisa’s presentation next week #rhoslc

Ugh we haven’t had a long enough break from Seth Marks #rhoslc

Finally Queen LB is back #rhoslc

Why are some people incapable of being normal fans of things? Why does it always have to get weird?

I have an audit at work this week and I’m so afraid that it’s going ahead of schedule because I have to time my Xanax before my interview perfectly or else I’ll be too weird