Finally a new Hanukkah song

Man these women can’t sing

I’m sorry but Luann talking to Joe Bradley’s mom at bravocon is the funniest shit I ever heard

How is there a third part to this RHOC reunion?!

I know I’m toxic because I’m like “what’s the point of hiking to Everest base camp if you aren’t going to the summit?” meanwhile I get sick whenever I have a layover in Denver

Man my mom was doing credit card scams half my life and didn’t even get to be on tv

My best friend had her baby and the first thing I did was look up his birth chart

Every time I search for recipes I have to add “easy” to the search terms because idk who has time for all those steps but it ain’t me

Also I hate Kory so much why did they bring his transphobic ass back #southerncharm

Now that we’re on #southerncharm season again, please note that I am a day 1 Craig hater

#rhop cast photo

Yeti cup too insulated, the tea I made at 6:30AM still too hot to drink at 1pm

can’t stress enough the negative impact the emphasis on “storylines” has had on Housewives discourse. not only does it encourage fake and/or gimmicky on-camera behavior, it downplays the importance of housewives as *ensemble members*.

A margarita and table side guac from a strip mall Mexican restaurant would heal me right now

The thing about reality tv voting (e.g. love island, DWTS) is that viewers just want control, they don’t want producers or cast or judges telling them who belongs there. They know they aren’t making the best choice but they want to see their influence.

Wow John and Lisa hate each other #rhoslc

Mary and her son are so cute in their coordinated outfits #rhoslc

What happened with Meredith that even Mary is upset #rhoslc

Going back to work after two weeks off what a nightmare

I didn’t buy wicked tickets in advance and now I have to see it 2 weeks into the run like a loser

No matter the context, to me this is just more evidence that Lindsay is queen 👸🏼

They could never make me hate Shannon storms beador

I hate winter but I love when it’s cold enough outside that I don’t need to rush my groceries home.

Vicki ready to cry on stage getting that orange

Karen looks goooood

I’m just watching the shitty fake live coverage on peacock but Craig sounds like shit like he’s been dipping into whatever Shep does lmao

The RHORHI trailer made CT/MA/LI into one state and now I’m gonna continue to be a hater (but trust that I’ll be seated)

I know that Lindsay and Kyle are not hooking up or anything but I really have seen so many pictures of them together and 0 pictures of him with Amanda

Sweet tea vodka was everywhere in 2009-2010. And then it was gone. Where did it go? Did four loko kill it? I want a boozy Arnold Palmer.

My friend recently worked on Carole’s computer and saw a RHONY folder so I had so much hope but alas it must have just been an archive

Whyyy is lala on the valley. I haven’t seen a single person say anything positive about lala in years

Watching GG yell at people again will heal me

Trying to watch bravocon live and Andy’s mic isn’t on wtf

Lindsay is gonna finally get cast on RHONY when she starts swinging with Erin and Abe

Seeing Austen near Lindsay and getting ptsd

Reading those Epstein emails feels like drugs

Her outfit in this video is 👌🏻 (also why I will never give up no show socks)

Looking back at some of my notes and email from 2016 when I had a conference call with Bravo for an idea for BravoCon…I emailed this chick asking for nothing but annual tickets and she said no. Andy, himself, sent me two VIP tix for the first one. #BravoCon

Why is it so funny to me that Dolores got proposed to at the Apple Store? #rhonj

I need the Bluesky peeps who are attending Bravocon to lock in and give us the tea! Also the people here still on twitter need to keep us in the loop about what we are missing here!

Another day, another rumor that Kyle and Amanda are separating- I can’t wait for the bravocon tea #summerhouse

Pray for me I accidentally ate part of the goat pepper in my jamaican rice

I just overheard a lady call tortillas “burrito dough”

Whitney Rose is such an inspiration #rhoslc

I hate listening to people talk about their dreams but why did I just wake up from a nightmare where I had six toes on one foot and a pickle for a big toe on the other?

Free People is obviously overpriced fast fashion and I know it but if I was tall, rich, and skinny that would be my exact aesthetic

It’s my Bluesky anniversary! I love you guys and I know the group chat would be poppin if we were allowed to have one 😭

If I was a barista I would have bought a bear cup too

Bronwyn really packed four inflatable costumes this really is her kink isn’t it #rhoslc