Stayed up way too late last night making multiple versions of Bravo Guess Who

Sara Paxton was such a star to me

In a way this final 5 is basically game changers 2 except Tiff is now Aubry, Rizo is Tai, Joe is Troyzan, Jonathan is culpepper, and Aubry is now Sarah #survivor50 (sorry for saying this Brad culpepper)

My preseason winner ranking list (with notes!) THINGS ARE ROUGH #survivor50

This is a nightmare final 5 #survivor50

Voting cirie with every email i have ever made #survivor50

Michele is living rent free in Aubry’s mind #survivor50

As Natalie Anderson once said. Get together and vote him (Jonathan) out! #survivor50

Joe being the one to comfort Devens lmaooo #survivor50

“i lost a contact” rick devens you have rly won me over this season im sorry for the years of being rude to u in my mind 🫶🏻

Remember when Angelina was here 💔 #survivor50

The smell of blacktop in the heat transports me to six flags great America on a summer day

Alexander Hamilton is my 20th most listened to song of all time on Spotify.

Spotify barely working

Carlos Alcaraz for Vanity Fair. 📸: Ethan James Green

I hope he pulls a Logan Roy on the plane to or from China. Please

Going to lunch for work today. Time to make sure i order the most expensive thing on the menu

Survivordle #75 — 2/8 🔥 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Survivordle.com lolll

Did not expect to be this sad about Ozzy a day later. I was unhappy he was on when the cast was announced #survivor50

Put on some honey scented lotion and now i reek of stale beer.

Ronnie’s Dorit impression on watch what crappens kills me every time #rhobh

I rly hate magas

It’s kinda poetic that Billy Garcia showed up in the chat bcc the night of Ozzy’s boot #survivor50

Ozzy the moment he wasn’t on the same beach as cirie #survivor50

I’m going to lose my mind if i have to hear joe and Jonathan say anything about so called “honor and integrity” again #survivor50

Come on Joe be honest and tell Ozzy to play his idol! #survivor50

Ozzy pulling a baby Andy to Rachel. They can’t remove him from cirie like this #survivor50

REVOKED.

Joe is absolutely blinded by his hatred for Devens lol #survivor50

prayer circle that a man whose name begins with the letters “Jo” goes home tonight 😩🤞 #survivor50

Can someone good run for governor of Minnesota haha.

Local news insta posted a video of a run club that i have beef with bc they constantly are taking up the entire sidewalk outside where they start their run. Half expected to see myself having to weave between them all just to try to walk down the street

For now the second time in my life i have had tickets to see Zayn Malik and he cancels -__-

Survivordle #68 — 2/8 🔥 🟧🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Survivordle.com

I’ve always hated Stephenie’s eyebrows. Only a maga would keep doing those for decades #survivor

After last night i think i am officially a Little Rickie #survivor50

I’ve been reading an Andy cohen memoir from 2012 and in it he said he hasn’t seen the state of Georgia produce a peacekeeper like Mama Joyce since Jimmy Carter

Somehow i think Mr beast is going to have my most tolerable celeb twist of the season? Did not see that coming #survivor50

This is my first time ever seeing Mr beast in motion and wow this man is awkward he’s making me uncomfortable #survivor50

I don’t think I’ve been this entertained by a tribal in years #survivor50

Michele mention!!! #survivor50

Me RN #Survivor50

To keep consistent is Jonathan going to say Mr Mr beast #survivor50

Jeff glazing Mr. Beast #Survivor50

Starting a rumor that they edited this out of order and Cirie actually puked from seeing that man walk on the beach #survivor50

Cirie pulling the Ralph and rally 😭 i love her so much #survivor50

Sea slug looks like a turd #survivor50

Survivordle #66 — 2/8 🔥 ⬛⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Survivordle.com

New survivor on tn 😁 Pervert guest starring on it 😖

Just fell over while trying to pull a Cirie. Aka get up off the couch