I love how culturally relevant flavor of love is in the year 2026

The tv shows just keep coming. So much to watch today

A few months ago someone replied to me in a TikTok comment saying Genevieve was first boot. Idk why i blindly believed them but i fully expected that last night. Well anyways guess there was no reason for me to tell them to Kys LOL #survivor50

when you cast 24 of your biggest personalities in your landmark 50th season you really don’t need mini-game island!! really really don’t!! #survivor

Rick Devens was surprisingly enjoyable to me this episode. He seems so happy to be there i hope he keeps it up #survivor50

My sister at 9:14pm CT medical school here she comes #survivor50

How is this episode ending lmao #survivor50

fans "voted" for dynamic advantages? #Fraudulent #StopTheSteal #Survivor50

Back to losing votes for no reason #survivor50

I’m so sad it had to be jenna or cirie why couldn’t it have been joe or Savannah 😞 #survivor50

Get together and vote Joe out! #survivor50

Why don’t we just vote out Joe first #survivor50

old era first boot #Survivor50

Oh my god was so nervous that was gonna be another balance beam situation #survivor50

Ozzy is new at the strategic game of survivor. On his 5th attempt in 20 years #survivor50

Honor and integrity is dead #survivor50

Ozzy reheating her nachos #survivor50

✨ #survivor50

Ozzy coach and Q going on this journey they are giving the people what they want #survivor50

Jeff just repeating his line from heroes vs villains for Colby lol #survivor50

hearing jonathan's mat chat.. #survivor50

Cirie did in fact get up off the couch #survivor50

Oh my god I’m so lit #survivor50

Great day to live in central time #survivor50

Why is Panera acting like they didn’t have reasonably priced you pick twos for years before jacking the prices up

I lost my access to HD tv at work for some reason (only lets me watch standard def now) thank god this is happening post Olympics

I am so sad for Mary Cosby 😔 horrible

Oh my god just saw the most infuriating clip of Colton on a podcast saying people feel entitled to know every detail of his life?!!!?!! Every detail i have learned about this man’s life in the last 6 years has been against my will

Daily mail headline says “survivor’s most divisive star” about Eliza Orlins lolll girl hasn’t been on the show in damn near 20 years. They’re also just drawing more attention to Stephenie being a maga loser

Even if you put the stalking aside, Colton underwood has never been entertaining and was a horrible bachelor. I cannot grasp why these networks are obsessed with platforming that man

Secured Cirie in my survivor draft 😎😎😎

Just heard a Megan maroney song against my will. Extremely mid

I would like for something good to happen

Omg breweries around me are doing survivor trivia in March. I need to redeem my last 4th place finish

Mark literally heard Kristen say she was on to Eric 😭 how has had not brought that up #TheTraitorsUS

alan: btw you don’t get a seat on the carousel rob: #TheTraitorsUS

Half my office just screamed lol let’s go girls!!!!

:D they keep opening new banks around my job yet are closing the one that i go to :D

The day the summerfest lineup dropped was basically a holiday for high schoolers in the Milwaukee area

Americans waking up to news that Prince Andrew has been arrested for Epstein ties

The finale of love island season 6 was 5 days before the Paris Olympics started. I was living summer 2024

@perverthater.bsky.social got us Tame impala tickets

The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors

Er*ka k*rk was in joe anglim and sierra wedding????????? Why was that hoe everywhere 😭

Gagging at the jaw doc bc they made me move my appt to 8am <3

Where is the classic Olympics song that goes dunnn dunn da dun-dun-dun-dun dun dun da dun dun etc. i don’t think I’ve heard it all Olympics

Trying to think of new ways to complain about how much i dislike Jonathan and Stephanie and need them gone from 50 early so ppl don’t get annoyed by me constantly talking about this #survivor