you could see the panic; it was like when a new worker shows up at a job and starts actually doing it, exposing everyone who had just been sitting around

The amount of gamer people bitter about Candiace and her conga line is cracking me up #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

This is ✨art✨ #RHOP

“I smelled that too, I thought it was Gizelle taking a dump” THIS IS INSANE. Get these women out of this waterless hell hole #RHOP

These loser dudes smoking cigars and not getting up out of their chairs to say hi like gentleman, this is so fucking weird… #RHOP

I can’t explain why but I feel like Angel might be undercover broke like Wendy. The house is nice but something is off… #RHOP

Angel thinks she a camp counselor. She is SO annoying

This woman running the meditation is such a joke omfg 💀 #RHOP

Oh shut up Porsha, you knew nothing #TraitorsUS #TheTraitors

I think I want to do a Boston/Salem trip for my 30th birthday this year. Everything online says it’s mobbed and to go in August instead but cute clothes is kind of a priority so I think I’m just gonna go September/October and deal with the crowds

Skipping The Golden Globes for Potomac because housewives losing their minds in the wilderness is perfect TV

#TheValleyPersianStyle is too damn long so my ideas are #TVPS #TheValleyPS or #PersianStyle. They’re all horrible but think about it

Always remember these guys are so fucked up that the town/state police departments they applied to (which are also fucked up) looked at these guys and said they were too stupid/racist/abusive/crazy to work there. Think of the worst local cop you know, these guys are 20 times worse than that idiot.

A coworker was explaining that mom group Ashley Tisdale drama to me today and initially I didn’t think Hilary Duff could be a bitch but after seeing her husband‘s corny ass behavior I might be on Ashley’s side. None of this matters but it’s fun to analyze nonsense

Michael Rapaport thinks he can beat Zohran and he can't even convince a couple of gays he's not a traitor.

Now watching #TheValleyPersianStyle (a thread 🧵)

the video from the murderer’s pov was leaked to conservative media thinking it was exculpatory. it is not, and in fact is very, very hard to watch here’s how to disable autoplay on videos, if you need it

Did not watch a single minute of #RHOBH and I don’t even care

This is all I see #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Gamers vs Non-gamers this evening (y’all are crybabies, the first 3 season were for you, let us bravo bitches live) #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

This season is so much better than last season for me, can’t wait for next week #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

My dad has nicknamed Rob and Maura snake boy and Barbie #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Did they find Eric at the airport, who is the this gentleman!? #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

I FUCKING KNEW IT #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

this is like winning for her I’m crying #TheTraitorsUS

Lisa and Rob have this villain mother and son vibe that I’m loving #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

I feel bad for Ron cause every point was valid, it’s just unfortunately Porsha is a dumb dumb #thetraitors #thetraitorsus

Porsha is HORRIBLE at this. Like honestly get rid of her before she sinks my other girls #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

Dorinda sobbing with excitement and everyone clapping for her, she’s the people’s princess #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

“I’m practically another housewife” the hell you are you sweaty old man #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

If Rapaport is the secret traitor there’s a chance I dip out. I’m praying for Mama Kelce or Johnny Weir. Or Dorinda/Porsha but I doubt that happening #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

These Traitors picks are for the girlies and not the gamers, hallelujah #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

Now that’s a pleasant surprise

Karen and Stacey next to each other and Gizelle not first chair 🥲 #RHOP

KAREN IS GONNA BE ON THE REUNION finally a reason to live #rhop

Ok I’m watching Traitors at 9 now instead of The Valley because my dad is suddenly very interested in it

And just so everyone knows now I give zero fucks about the strategy in this game. I care about bravoleberties, possible sexual tension and fashion. Phaedra calling Johnny Bananas a repo man while having weird chemistry with CT was the peak of this show for me #Traitors #TraitorsUS

How I’m watching all of my shows later

My thread for all #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS premiere thoughts (you can mute this thread if you don’t want spoilers, I’ll still tag everything for anyone that has it muted just in case)

Below Deck Down Under Season 4 Trailer! Season Premiere, February 2nd 8/7c on Bravo. (Source Bravo/NBCUniversal) #BDDU

I thought about it and the obvious solution is to take a nap during RHOBH

Bravo airing 2 hours of The Valley Persian Style which means I have 6 total hours of TV to watch later with RHOBH and Traitors… why?

There are people who still don't understand that you can do everything right--you can do everything they tell you--and you will still be shot in the face.

A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead

Angie got a lot of shit this season and it wasn’t her best but I think you could argue she was still less annoying than Heather, Whitney, Meredith, Britani and possibly Bronwyn at this point. Lisa and Mary feel like the only two that didn’t develop psychosis #RHOSLC

Still mourning 9 years later

Why are we all here if we’re not friends?” Well… #RHOSLC

John Oliver and Angie K? Well at least we’re getting one win this evening