Now watching #TheValleyPersianStyle (a thread 🧵)

the video from the murderer’s pov was leaked to conservative media thinking it was exculpatory. it is not, and in fact is very, very hard to watch here’s how to disable autoplay on videos, if you need it

Did not watch a single minute of #RHOBH and I don’t even care

This is all I see #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Gamers vs Non-gamers this evening (y’all are crybabies, the first 3 season were for you, let us bravo bitches live) #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

This season is so much better than last season for me, can’t wait for next week #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

My dad has nicknamed Rob and Maura snake boy and Barbie #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Did they find Eric at the airport, who is the this gentleman!? #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

I FUCKING KNEW IT #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

this is like winning for her I’m crying #TheTraitorsUS

Lisa and Rob have this villain mother and son vibe that I’m loving #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

I feel bad for Ron cause every point was valid, it’s just unfortunately Porsha is a dumb dumb #thetraitors #thetraitorsus

Porsha is HORRIBLE at this. Like honestly get rid of her before she sinks my other girls #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

Dorinda sobbing with excitement and everyone clapping for her, she’s the people’s princess #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

“I’m practically another housewife” the hell you are you sweaty old man #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

If Rapaport is the secret traitor there’s a chance I dip out. I’m praying for Mama Kelce or Johnny Weir. Or Dorinda/Porsha but I doubt that happening #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

These Traitors picks are for the girlies and not the gamers, hallelujah #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

Now that’s a pleasant surprise

Karen and Stacey next to each other and Gizelle not first chair 🥲 #RHOP

KAREN IS GONNA BE ON THE REUNION finally a reason to live #rhop

Ok I’m watching Traitors at 9 now instead of The Valley because my dad is suddenly very interested in it

And just so everyone knows now I give zero fucks about the strategy in this game. I care about bravoleberties, possible sexual tension and fashion. Phaedra calling Johnny Bananas a repo man while having weird chemistry with CT was the peak of this show for me #Traitors #TraitorsUS

How I’m watching all of my shows later

My thread for all #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS premiere thoughts (you can mute this thread if you don’t want spoilers, I’ll still tag everything for anyone that has it muted just in case)

Below Deck Down Under Season 4 Trailer! Season Premiere, February 2nd 8/7c on Bravo. (Source Bravo/NBCUniversal) #BDDU

I thought about it and the obvious solution is to take a nap during RHOBH

Bravo airing 2 hours of The Valley Persian Style which means I have 6 total hours of TV to watch later with RHOBH and Traitors… why?

There are people who still don't understand that you can do everything right--you can do everything they tell you--and you will still be shot in the face.

A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead

Angie got a lot of shit this season and it wasn’t her best but I think you could argue she was still less annoying than Heather, Whitney, Meredith, Britani and possibly Bronwyn at this point. Lisa and Mary feel like the only two that didn’t develop psychosis #RHOSLC

Still mourning 9 years later

Why are we all here if we’re not friends?” Well… #RHOSLC

John Oliver and Angie K? Well at least we’re getting one win this evening

Bronwyn is very dramatic this episode. Like damn it’s not that deep #RHOSLC

It’s fascinating how this show went from Jen getting arrested on camera to very rehearsed and corny. I think they need another crazy bitch to get this show going again, Monica at least tried #RHOSLC

I would consider myself to be an intelligent person and I don’t have a fucking clue what these women are arguing about #RHOSLC

Meredith must be doing something behind the scenes they’re all unhappy about so they’re making shit up on camera. I don’t think they realize how crazy they all seem to the viewers. Like I don’t even care about Meredith and now I’m backing her up completely #RHOSLC

A few upgrades this year but still delightfully tacky, at least I don’t get seasonal depression anymore

The faceworm has hit another tower

I’m not sure I even wanna ask my mom what this means

Reza is mad at GG because she is throwing a premiere party for their new show and is charging everyone $100, even the people that are on it. I missed these dummies so much

I deleted Facebook, Instagram, X TikTok, and Reddit off my phone so I have no idea what’s going on anymore in regards to anything and I like it. I’ve been very calm the past two weeks. 2026 is the year of less scrolling and more arts and crafts

Camping out to see Jen Shah 💀, celebrities, they’re just like us #RHOSLC

All that arguing and for what? We peaked at gout dick sucker and it’s been downhill from there #RHOSLC

Is anyone else not into award shows anymore? Used to love them but I’m finding it hard to give a shit this year

If there’s one thing #RHOP is good at it’s taking a tacky ass cast trip

An hour apart is insane. Like I wouldn’t want them in my house either but they at least have to be in walking distance #RHOP

Angel is so weird. She should’ve just stayed in Colorado instead of wasting $7000 a week on a an Airbnb just so everyone can judge her weirdness #RHOP