i’m the PRETTIE$T GIRL IN AMERICA…

made it to 9am yoga hallelujah

can’t really be surprised about marge’s best friend cheating on her husband lol

turns out not getting a refill of beta blockers was a bad idea

took a dumb bitch pill this week and it was stronger than usual, but at least it’s friday ✌🏻

the concept of deuxmoi calling out parasocial relationships….

eating raw oysters at a restaurant and meghan trainor came on. odds of getting food poisoning just skyrocketed

everyone waking up to how awful TS was to OR is only going to fuel her to release one of her last two TVs when OR kicks off her tour lol

ariana saying that her new album comes from a place that she’s been too shy or polite to tap into before like she doesn’t have a song called “break up with your girlfriend, i’m bored”, and an entire album about getting cracked 😭 love my boca girl downnnn 😩

woke up and blocked queens of bravo on all platforms

rip amanda batula swim 2025-2026

the curse of being a conservative pop star is that you never truly serve zero aura

and doja will be the next major artist to cancel their tour 😬

ooooh acl did their big one this year. weekend 2 here i come 🤩

hey ciara, so this is actually insane

survived first round of company layoffs

love the monday guessing game of: am i getting sick, or does my body just hate me for pushing it during the weekend 😩

baby, there’s no plane

who’s this queen on #WWHL that thinks that pinky won that spar against angela… #RHOA

sunday afternoon 82° degrees and sunny sitting at the park frozen marg in hand new kacey playing life’s good.

Boz spent all season trying to discredit Amanda, only to now fully spiral on her socials defending her resume lol #RHOBH

always clutching my pearls when i follow someone for bravo commentary and then their dick is on my timeline 🫢

Hit the after 2PM on a Friday wall

This and Middle of Nowhere on repeat.

kacey’s journey through these last three albums is just… what a beautiful record 🥹😭

letting go 🙂‍↕️✌🏻

she deserves the hype off of that lip treatment alone 😤 they could never make me hate her 💁🏻‍♂️

client didn’t show up to my last call of the day

There’s no way that EK is actually using pr for this, right?! And if she is, when will it click to her that they hate her? lol

but why are we skipping one of the largest states in the country, diva?! 😩 unless you’re headlining a particular festival in said state…. 🤓

THIS JUST IN: SUPREME COURT ALSO REPLACED BY LAURA DERN

Her soul left her body, thank you messy Jesse #SummerHouse

This weird bitch.

LAURA DERN ON THE NEW SEASON OF THE WHITE LOTUS?!!! OH WE WON

after hearing all three leaks, all i know is that bravo better never try to push an amanda and/or west redemption arc on me #SummerHouse

still the hottest person on #that show he makes the rest of the cast look like pre-adolescent muppets in bratz makeup

The devil wears 2XIST

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lord please take all of Megan thee Stallion’s pain and give it to West Wilson

“I was drunk Love you madonna”

make her center diamond. this is unhinged perfection #RHOBH

gm

sometimes you read something so fucking dumb that it makes you lose a little more faith in humanity

Garcelle leaving #RHOBH really destabilized the cast lol She would’ve been in the hot seat all season instead of Dorit, and it was going to be spearheaded by Boz…

Dorit is getting the *this is your last season* treatment from Andy at this reunion. Boz can go with her too 🤷🏻‍♂️ #RHOBH

@bravo I heard Heather Gay is responsible for the #SummerHouse leak!! 🚨🚨🚨

happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate!

Why am I living in a time where I’m agreeing with Candace Owens and Dave Portnoy, while getting nostalgic watching a George W Bush interview…

everyone’s morning being plagued by those two 😩 #SummerHouse