how i, a 32 year old man, will be on april 17th when the new olivia drops

a música da gaga feat doechi tendo essa energia aqui

Boz making all of those noises and not a single tear coming out… #RHOBH

im assembling a team

this girl i went to middle school with who used to give her bf handjobs during science class is now an anti-vaxer, and I think that’s just perfection honestly

when you see me post a vertical video just know I’m doing it like this

obsessed with everything she does. it’s sick 😩

so videos still take forever to upload, still can’t post other people’s videos, and we can’t send media in chats, but at least we can go live? all while this app is on its last leg.. cool cool cool

hmmm best reunion look maybe ever?! #RHOBH

amanda submitting that story to tmz: #SummerHouse

unfollowed all accounts that claimed to be pop culture fun but only reposted political content i don’t need to see every new deranged thing that happens ten times over 🙅🏻‍♂️

NEEEED this album to be Dangerous Woman loud 😩

they have to be purposely trying to tank this group

spent the entire winery scene memorizing who everyone is 10/10 so far #RHORI

watched romy and michele’s high school reunion last night for the first time, and damn, i’ve been missing out

movies at the park because the theme for this year is ✨whimsy✨

The wildest thing about Dolores and New Dolores is that they sound exactly the same. Was looking down while a scene with them was going on and was shocked when I looked up and it wasn’t Dolores speaking 😵‍💫 #RHORI

avoided all spoilers for The Drama no notes 10/10

they run Rhode Island btw #RHORI

officially hiring someone to clean my apartment because this shit is so annoying i wanna be out having drinks 😩🥺

“what those two people did to ciara miller is so tacky” whack them again for me

OMG 🫢 Something in the timeline just shifted #SummerHouse

casting polaroids of gisele bündchen and adriana lima in the 90s

Happy Saturday Bluesky Fam 😊

Bottom death:

Hannah Berner getting her lick back 5 years later loll 😌

I KNEW MY GIRLS WOULDN’T LET ME DOWN 😤 I LOVE THEM SM 😩😭 #SummerHouse

Pam Bondi’s portrait has been thrown in the trash at the Justice Department offices after Donald Trump fired her as attorney general, MS NOW reports.

becoming a Carl Radke fan was not on my 2026 bingo card but i’ve grown quite fond of that man

People need to stop picking on Swifties over charts because that’s literally all they have. Their fave doesn’t even crack the top 10 singers when compared to her current peers, can’t perform, and the songwriting and cultural impact peaked 6 years ago. THE CHARTS AND STATS IS ALL THEY HAVE!!!

CARL’S A MESS

the women the next morning acting like someone got shot at the dinner table, but it was them calling each other cunts #RHOBH

people need to stop saying that ciara should be the new bachelorette. she’s been through enough at the hands of one clout chasing loser, why would you want to watch her go through that again with 20 of them?! #summerhouse

jen shah still maintaining that she was innocent is gross but not surprising 🗑️

Chicago’s public transit service Metra shares a photo of Keke Palmer.

💀😭

I finally have an answer to the age old question “Who’s a Jessa?” #SummerHouse

So we already know that: West and Ciara don’t get back together Ciara and Jesse don’t get together Kyle and Amanda breakup Ben has a girlfriend KJ and Dara are still together Amanda and West are dating Zero mystery left to this season of #SummerHouse 🫠

This was the most relatable moment in all of #SummerHouse IMO. My heart broke for her. And my love for Paige was solidified 🖤 🎥: @bravocelebrities

😩 but fr #SummerHouse

not now, danielle ✋🏻 #SummerHouse (even though you clocked amanda years ago)

Dave Portnoy found out before Ciara. it’s all so sick

How are you divorcing Kyle Cooke & you still lost the breakup 😹😹😹

To make matters worse, Ciara’s only options at getting even are Kyle and Jesse 🤢 #SummerHouse

be careful who you call a friend

WE ARE CIARA MILLER

Ben has suffered more than Jesus this season. #BelowDeckDownUnder