If I were a billionaire I simply wouldn’t be fighting with strangers on the internet on Christmas Eve

We are closing in on the 24 hour countdown gang 🏒🏒

Mrs Claus to Santa tonight

Finn Wolfhard on who cried the most after ‘STRANGER THINGS’ ended: “Our agents.”

hemingway if he slayed

My mom’s tv is 100% haunted

who gaf about "the upside down"??😭😭😭😭😭 we going🚘👉 to the cottage 🏡🏳️‍🌈!! 🗣️

six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO

Going to Wegman’s it was nice knowing yall

i’m more excited for heated rivalry finale than i am for actual christmas

** #HeatedRivalry spoilers** Get in loser, we’re going to the cottage

Gonna be a little bit ~different~ today and pay tribute to the queer icons of Christmas. Starting with fussy, frustrated, child-hating Professor Hinkle from "Frosty the Snowman."

can't wait to hang out at the cottage with my close personal friends Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov at the cottage tomorrow night when we are at the cottage #heatedrivalry

At Xtra: This was supposed to be the year of "post-woke" pop culture. It fell apart because -- shockingly -- no-one wanted to spend time with a bunch of assholes: xtramagazine.com/power/politi...

Tried something a little different this year and looked back on some of my favorite pop culture moments, from Serena's surprise (and petty) Super Bowl cameo to the sweet bromance of TWINLESS: www.npr.org/2025/12/22/n...

No comment #heatedrivalry #EmptyNetters

vintsmice EVE 💜

Supernatural being the top show on Peacock rn is soooo funny. We’re all snorting that yaoi cocaine this holiday season 🎄

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did anyone ever post the von dutch edit? #heatedrivalry

ok. whatever!!! #heatedrivalry

your dad just died and you want your man to play hot librarian on ft 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Again Tanner just gets it 😭 #HeatedRivalry

The 30 minute difference

apparently in the US the "Christmas pickle" is believed to be a German tradition even though it was probably just invented in the 1890s by American department stores

Yeah the Amtrak is undefeated on the East Coast

HAPPY COTTAGEMAS EVE EVERYONE #HEATEDRIVALRY

They way you speak and things just happen…your power terrifies me

"next one. tap to reveal. jESUs CHRIST!" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

connor with those tweets

2 more bloomfs starting Heated Rivalry

hudson is going to have a fucking TIME

Guys….. guys…. 🚨 #heatedrivalry

“This story is drugs to these people” Connor has our tea badly

This time 48 hours from now I’ll be watching the finale #HeatedRivalry

Shane spent a few hours uninterrupted with Ilya & couldn’t carry water anymore so he had to run into the arms of Rose Landry

My audience

I don’t mean to keep reposting this it’s just that it’s one of my favorite Shane moments

He's ridiculous😭😭😭😭😭😭

they understand shane on a level no one has ever seen!!

them talking about how Shane’s very first flashback during the Rose convo isn’t even about sex (which was her implication), it’s just about the feeling of being with Ilya & holding his gaze… yall just put me on #heatedrivalry

Gonna hit the vape & watch this while I work on a puzzle, as a treat youtu.be/iHYuC7mFaUw?...