Sequel: The Tortoise and The Peahen Small and modest wins the date

‘SINNERS’ will be at Universal's Halloween Horror Nights. The house will transport people back in time to Club Juke when vampires begin to appear.

Every day I love something that people are loudly hating, I become a stronger soldier 🫡

Sometimes, "no." is literally the best and funniest reply

Lupita Nyong’o graces the cover of ELLE magazine.

He was great. And hot.

ADAM SCOTT WAS AT THE #survivor50 FINALE WITH SHAWN HUNTER AND ERIC MATTHEWS?????

Is there a -flannel shirt, no pants- rule for any woman that enters Cal's cabin? #SullivansCrossing

Meanwhile, Jeff: When you get 3 votes at the final tribal council, that's HUGE! #Survivor50

One of my favorite things about Survivor is your closest allies will spell your name wrong & that is not just expected but hoped for. Cuz why do you need to know how to spell my name?? #Survivor50

Aubry to Jeff like, bitch get off me!! and running to her family 🤣🥹 #Survivor50

Cirie is truly a queen. That was such a beautiful vote cast for Aubry to win #Survivor50

That was a nightmare blunt Joetation. #Survivor50

stephenie’s jury “question” for jonathan: #survivor50

Joe, name a time you made and led a decision... Joe: I can not. I will instead list critiques of my game: Also, I was vulnerable, and that will be my legacy! This guy is funny #Survivor50

Cirie's turn!! 🤗 #Survivor50

Any bloomfs playing the honor & integrity drinking game too, or do you care about your life & body? #Survivor50

Hinging your winner vote on Joe saying schmonor & schmintegrity... interesting #Survivor50

"I feel like we cut Rizo off because we weren't sure what was happening..." Jeff Feign Ignorance to Save Ego and Job Probst #Survivor50

"There are a lot of 8 year olds watching right now... #Survivor50

This just in: fans voted for live finale spoilers #Survivor50

Welp. Do it again Jeff and we can end this thing in 15 minutes 😀 #Survivor50

JEFF JUST SPOILED THE FIRE. This is AMAZING!! HAHAHAHA #Survivor50

Idk why hearing "R-I-Z G-O-D Rizgod baby" through tears was so satisfying but it was 🤭 #Survivor50

A man's going home man goin home AAAAYYYEEE #Survivor50

Julie Chen ******* Jeff Probst Bloomfs, we don't have to choose! We can hate them both equally for different reasons! #bbsky #Survivor50

Every time a female trump supporter mentions women and girls, I hope they choke #Survivor50

Jeff Probst get any man's dick out of your mouth challenge failed again #Survivor50

Nobody ever gives af about reconciling with Janet. She either needs to continuously kiss everyone's ass or fully embrace the villain role, and I don't see either working out. Sucks for her #TheValley

Nia's "my love" is giving: Danny's the 5th child #TheValley

There are few things worse than a drunken, obnoxious man who can't control himself. One of the worse things: having 4 kids with him #TheValley

This jump scare #TheValley

Genius! Why have I never thought of asking my local Buy Nothing group for their unwanted alcohol 😀

Ope. Another day of Indian food existing in my presence so now I must have it. Placing my order now

"By bringing these static images to life through AI, we’re creating a conversation between past risqué aesthetics and new technology, exploring--" [glass bottle full of dog pee crashes against speaker's face]

Hearing Kyle say he considered going after Amanda when she walked off at the reunion because the pause/urging West to do it was so long... #SummerHouse #WWHL

A Kymanda anniversary dinner 🫠 #inthecity

Kyle charged Amanda 3 years back rent?!?! Knowing what we now know, there's a part of me that wants to say good for him, but it was pre-scandal, and my default setting is that it was a bitch move #SummerHouse #inthecity

Lindsay harhar-ing about Kyle wishing he could get even a handjob 😂 Nevergivingafuck energy 😌 #inthecity

"I'm getting -I hate men- vibes" That is always correct, sir. So??? #inthecity

"It's not a raincoat!!" could've been besties with "How many sandwiches have you made for me?" alas... #inthecity

makensy manbeck’s foil

Danielle?? I deadass have no knowledge or recollection of her being involved in this show #InTheCity

I DONT SEE YOUR MAN STICKING UP FOR YOU NOW HUH #SummerHouse

When Lindsay said Amanda & Kyle haven't been partners in a long time, and maybe never were... A WORD #SummerHouse #InTheCity

The segue Bravo execs dream of #SummerHouse #InTheCity

"For the past 10 years, we've been here... I grew up in this house... I've learned so much about myself." And it led you to betraying your best friend for a jell-o jiggler of a man?!? Check the walls and vents for mold! #SummerHouse

"Family on 3..." The tearful embrace between Ciara & Amanda... #SummerHouse