I'm still awake

Lookin at you @mushqoom.bsky.social

I am here once again to assure you that your local coffee shops have a better product and a better price point 💁‍♀️ And maybe, probably better politics

I come from the generation who were prompted to begin their social media posts with "is..." Erin Savage is... saying whatever tf she feels like 🤗

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

I put out hazelnuts and peanuts this morning. My squirrels deserve the world

A November follow...

Good morning bluesky!

Every Gilmore Girls viewing is another chance for me to beat my record for how fast I can skip the intro

My feed right now

If you're bored, this thread is fucking golden. Wdym I called out some white people and the institution of green bean casserole, and no one lost their mind?! Another bluesky W 😌

The conversation between Whitney and Bronwyn about arrangements 👀 This is some wealthy ass May December shit because 🙂‍↔️ #RHOSLC

I wanna mute a few show hashtags, but I fear my skyline will all but disappear if I do. Call me Natalie Imbruglia, cause I'm torn

A guy told me that watching every housewives franchise was quite an investment and this was my response lol

It's 11/11! Make a wish 💫

Someone shares a delicious take on green bean casserole... White people in the comments: "Too much seasoning. All you need is salt and pepper." "It should be drier than that." "Why are you adding mushrooms & bacon?" "Condensed soup is better than homemade roux and sauce." 🗣 STOP EMBARRASSING US

I'm ready to tell my story(s) 😪 about Libra men...

We haven't seen Christopher's ass in 2 seasons, and he makes his reappearance by calling Lorelai in crisis for parenting advice... #GilmoreGirls

Because what is this?! Why are they like this??

Another one

Me on bluesky after 11 PM

It really does bring me joy to see beloved celebrities' IG posts filled with people calling them out when they platform/support the opps Like, yes you're an icon, but fuck you ☺️

I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be

I see everyone's talking about #AllHerFault so now feels like a good time to say that Carrie, the kidnapper, reminded me of Kelley Jorgensen

Reuters: U.S. SUPREME COURT REJECTS CASE THAT THREATENED ITS LANDMARK 2015 RULING RECOGNIZING A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

Good morning bluesky!

Basically this.

We've gone from being hopeful & cautiously optimistic to almost immediately getting fucked by our government... Our bluesky anniversary has come full circle

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

Jassi was ready to shake the table over Tia saying that a man was attracted to her, but she has no problem getting licked by Ashley freaky frog Darby?? #RHOP

A "slut themed outfit" and Stacey chose to dress like a beer garden girl 🤣😭 Never change, Stacey #RHOP

Rosie's Happy Meal toy reminded me that I vaguely heard something about Keanu calling Morgan a snake week 1, but I could be way off base

A grown ass woman pretending that "not knowing" someone deeply is an excuse to act like you also don't know her fucking name... I love that Stacey consistently pays Gizelle's antics dust #RHOP

OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: “We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”

This is my hometown tonight. Sorry 💁‍♀️

Social media is a Schedule ll drug. We should be throwing more phones in rivers

Keeping my Matt Hardeman Jesus spiral thoughts to myself cause I'm clearly heartless and/or sick of men 🙂

now that women have ruined the workplace we should just get rid of it

Some people's niche joy and silliness really bother people who partake in their own niche joy and silliness

My reusable k cup is that girl 💅🏻 All those yummy flavored coffee pods that just aren't strong enough ➡️ meet my k cup and some Café Bustelo ☺️

It’s The Jennifer Tilly Show😍 #RHOBH

As soon as I saw Jack Abbott, I knew some fuck shit was afoot #Pluribus

NW: The Daytrippers

Tonight's Thanksgiving first watch: The Oath It's hitting a little too hard atm

Parks and Rec isn't a hill to die on, but one thing it gets right is this whole government thing rests on the shoulders of people you will never know, caring a lot about jobs you've never heard of, fighting challenges thrown at them from every angle just to make life a little better for everyone.

Someone just posted this in my neighborhood group. Like, let kitty do its job 🙄😂

I would love to be bloomfs with Jacob 🤗 #AbbottElementary

FUCK STARBUCKS THEIR COFFEE IS ASS ANYWAYS