He is risen

Episode 2, and we're already deep diving into who's being cheated on, who's a swinger, who's polyamorous, and who's having an affair. WITH SMILES ON THEIR FACES #RHORI

▫️Real friend 1: There's rumors about your husband, and I'll defend you, but... ▪️Real friend 2: Thanks, but we're good ▫️But you're not. He's still cheating. ▪️You and your husband had your issues 👀 but you didn't leave him. ▫️😶 ▪️It's different when you've produced a child together ▫️(stepmom) 😡 #RHORI

You've heard of Frog and Toad, but what about

Porsha's boob tape is a paid actress #RHOA

Drew, a singer in Atlanta, pretending not to know who K. Michelle is 😒 She loves making it hard to like and believe her #RHOA

Three overflowing Easter baskets, and all Lili wants to do is dye, color, and paint eggs 😌 Happy Autism Acceptance Month!

Every time I see a post start "People aren't worried enough about..." I think: I assure you I am! I am plenty worried! Worry is my default right now. I was awake at 3 a.m. fretting about the US Forest Service. I am worried about TREES. How much more worry would you like from me?!

Is this not the only one??

Jack Black: 🗣Jack Black is here. 🫱🏻🎙 Jack White: Jack White is here. Jack Black: So stick around, and we'll be white black. #SNL

She also made these a few days ago. They're about the size of the circle your fingers make when you touch your middle finger to your thumb. Any guesses as to what they are? 🤭

Biiiiitch I saw an eagle today. Flying over walmart

Earlier, Rosie said she didn't know what to crochet today. I suggested carrots, but she said she didn't know how. When I got home from the store:

I vowed not to go crazy with Easter goodies for the kids this year. 6 bags and $200 later... oops. I let me down again 🐰

'Hacks' star Hannah Einbinder slams AI creators as 'losers' "They're not artists. They're not creative ... They're trying to rob real creative people of our gifts. And you can't ... you will never be cool ... You are a loser ... I wanna put your head in the toilet and flush it" (via Slash Film)

My review of The Pitt S2 E13:

When reading through comment sections, nothing that comes after "Man when I was a kid, my parents would..." is ever good

Same plastic surgeon same dentist same template is crazy #RHORI

Jo-Ellen also has mommy issues?? Did they build her in a Bravo lab? 🙌🏻 #RHORI

The scene in the coffee shop felt like an SNL skit. I LOVE IT HERE #RHORI

SCREAMS, TEARS AND AN APOLOGY/RESET EPISODE ONE?! #RHORI

"If she knows something mean to say she's gonna say it, and that's the beauty of Jo-Ellen" 😌 #RHORI

Bravo fans have long prayed for the return of times like these ☺️ #RHORI

That #InTheCity spot feels ominous as hell #SummerHouse

I need Bravo to run the lower thirds constantly through these episodes #RHORI

"And she loves Britney Spea-uz. I love Britney Spea-uz." #RHORI

Kaius working the door is so cute #RHOBH

Erika & Kyle are sitting at the table with teary eyes while Dorit's outside with that ciggy in hand #RHOBH

I wish Kyle would wipe those wide eyes off her face 🙄😒 #RHOBH

The cunt gates have opened #RHOBH

Do I think Kyle is genuinely concerned about Dorit? Sure. Has she gone about it at all the way a friend would? No. #RHOBH

Omg. Now that I've seen Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ariana Grande's We Can't Be Friends video means so much more

Jeff Probst's is the first one of these videos that I scrolled past without watching

Wearing an ankle monitor while committing a violent crime. Forcing the signing of a legal document at gunpoint. Almost immediately posting pictures of stolen items on social media. If you wanna go back to jail so bad just say that!

I muted 3 people before I saw the actual article about Dr. Mohan 😭😭 I thought bloom mfs were on a spoiling spree 😅

"Expect the unexpected" #Survivor50 #bbsky

Issan infant takeover on #TheValley Mothers and mess

My kids' dad used to walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more just to be the man who walked 1000 miles to fall down at my door

Every blue moon I get the urge to say fuck it and get a pixie cut, but I'm not sure I have the face for it and I definitely don't have the makeup skills to compensate

April Fools about the pigeons

My son is aaalways fuckin with me just like his father did, so YES I pranked him about canceling his allowance and YES he was destroyed for a few moments before I said April Fools and NO I don't feel even a little bit bad about it 😌

in the upper to mid 30s

Allen went to see Project Hail Mary today, so me and Rosie get theater popcorn for our movie night 👌🏻

Andrew always working #SummerHouse

Ciara: "She'll be back! Don't you worry about her." 🥹🙂‍↕️💞 #SummerHouse

Kyle: "Cheers! To keepin it in the family" 🥂 #SummerHouse