The only funny part of January 6th was how many of the attackers died, with causes ranging from "bullet" to "taser" to "exercise" bsky.app/profile/jhb....

AI guys are like we can’t use it to cure cancer but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad

knew this was gonna happen the second i saw the initial story lmao, it was simply too awesome

not idk, this is EXACTLY what i expect & demand, not joking in the slightest

"what do you expect democrats to do" idk start throwing punches? figure it out

my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.

guess what we're having another meeting about this

that's so crazy. i'm sure you put him in prison and banned him from ever holding office again right

I for one hope the democrats don’t use congressman lamalfas death to their advantage. The noble thing to do would be to assign a Democrat to vote Republican in honor of his memory 😔🙏🧎‍♂️‍➡️

the craziest thing about January 6th was it was a work day. like they were storming the capital and we still had to send emails

conservatives love to be like "they're gonna normalize pedophilia next!!" about gay & trans rights when they themselves are the most pedophilia-positive demographic by several miles

sometimes old shows have caption files already online, they always need a bit of tidying but it cuts down on the work time significantly. i will never share this info with my coworkers bc no one else works as hard as me & they don't deserve it LOL

googled an actor name & the second result was from grokipedia. i'm ready for the bubble to burst please

NPR built a visual archive of the Jan. 6, 2021, attack on the Capitol, showing exactly what happened through the lenses of the people who were there. In "Chapter 2: Stop the Steal," we look at how false claims of a stolen election mobilized Trump supporters.

They're not "mistakes" tho

I do not agree with the statement that we aren't seeing mass mobilization in the US against Trump's actions in Venezuela. There is mass mobilization in every city where ICE and CBP are operating. Do not confuse mobilization with marching and protests. Not everything is designed for spectacle.

On my annual winter e-break I came to the conclusion that basically every facet of our lives has gotten worse because a majority of people now primarily "live" online and thus only experience the world in the abstract. The loudest voices online/in culture aren't actually living real lives anymore.

"did you try to bribe the president of the united states by giving him your nobel peace prize so he will declare that you are in charge of venezuela after abducting its leader by military force" is just a thing that someone can be asked in an interview now and we all have to deal with that

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

I’m okay with Bluesky improving. I’m also kinda okay with it low-key sucking.

unironically, this app just needs to optimize itself for stans. make videos easier to upload, allow people to embed videos from other posts, improve the gif situation, and get group chats and media in DMs. it’s a pop culture desert because it is much harder to pop culture post here.

"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month

fucking hate when i'm trying to save red carpet looks on pinterest & i can only find pics where she's posing with her man. like can u get away from her

blocking everyone who engaged in a specific post SLAPS

30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine

Every time Something Bad Happens people start attacking each other on here because they feel powerless in the face of global fascism and aren't productively engaged in fighting it in a meaningful way

fyi blocking or unfollowing me does result in eternal damnation

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abby has wanted me dead since the day we met. the nation’s council is reviewing this current domestic threat

remember that you can unfollow or block whoever you want. it is NOT sinful!! god wants you to live in freedom

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

MY PARTNER JUST STARTED SINGING SPONGEBOB BIG GUY PANTS HELP

that boy with the cheek mole from the hockey show sure is sexy i'll give u guys that

Lmfao like sorry I have replies off for people who don’t follow me. I had some rando ask me to clone myself and send them feet pics so that was the end of that

It's Their Time

This place is morally superior to Twitter for reasons that don't need to be explained on here. But I think the sense that being here is a moral act in and of itself (it's not) gives a lot of people permission to lecture strangers about things that are dumb and also frankly none of their business

not to brag or anything, but im not gonna provide free labor for websites that have a built in kiddie porn/revenge porn generator

BREAKING: CBS reports that 2,000 federal agents are deploying to Minneapolis for a 30-day surge. In light of this news, please invite as many friends, family and neighbors as you can into community defense & rapid response work. We need everyone & we need each other. www.cbsnews.com/news/minneap...

ur unwell!!!

The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.

"why isn't the csam machine making more headlines?" brother it is extremely simple; the people that make the headlines are addicted to the website that built the csam machine

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

in my heart you’re a jigglypuff working a 9-to-5

squad

hbd queen 🥰🥰🥳🥳🥳 hope u have a fab day!! @powerofotevs.bsky.social

bluesky has lots of annoying people but twitter has lots of genuinely evil people

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

i can never leave all lowercase behind bc there’s such comedic power in suddenly using correct capitalization