how many thumbs were lost in the explosion?

still thinking about “my beautiful tall ass wife”

the way i think joe played a much better game than johnathan and the only reason he got 2nd place was because 3 ppl desperately wanted to slob on his knob

i’m actually so fucking confused why jonathan thought he played a better game than aubrey. and mind you the only jury votes he got were people who would predictably respect him over any woman. he should probably listen to all th exit press talking about how he was NEVER gonna win 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #survivor50

imma use "i love america too much" as an excuse to get out of doing anything for the foreseeable future

"anything and everything that has ever happened on any season ever could happen on any day at any point in time and also anything that hasn't happened yet could also happen" is a crazy way to say expect the unexpected #survivor50

matt hardeman and i both take hormone shots…you really never know what common ground you might find with someone 🏳️‍⚧️

hairline

i can't put my finger on why, but she kinda looks ai generated

just started my 5th free trial of youtube tv to watch the summer house finale/in the city premiere

Hard times make strong men. Strong men make good times. Good times make weak men. Weak men make hard times.

girl the slavery

y'all think there's gonna be a bb community on truth social?

getting called 6'5 would set me the hell off too carl #loveubuddy #summerhouse

i kinda really need 3-5 weeks of tucker whining and crying in my life if we're going to have a returnee season

will be watching for kaylor ❤️

The intern can’t wait to turn your content into their paycheck. It’s what they’re best at

lakers in 5

FINALLY! Ciara’s reunion look 🔥

i used to be really into yugioh, watched the show and played the game while growing up, and I got really into the online version. eventually decided to go check out shop to play tournaments it was the most insane smelling experience of my life stopped playing yugioh that day and never have again

nicknames for ppl named after states: ming lou tenny misery utah kanny tex indy get in the zone, at autozone tana nev schulman mary flo-rida wawa gigi ginny

this is the first time i haven't gone cold turkey from bb players and their lives post season main takeaway: we have it so hard as bb fans what do you mean im given beyond unfiltered access to ppl for 3 months then i have to act normal afterwards (im still coping with living on morgan's internet)

booked a double feature of devil wears prada 2/michael, but left the theater after dwp2 oops sorry mike

starting my day with the devil wears prada 2 was a great idea

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to everyone saying the #survivor50 twist was bad because it could've gone the other way: no it couldn't. guaranteed that mr beast had a 2 sided coin in his pocket for whichever side devens picked

ok so when I said this I wasn’t expecting his cousin to murder his grandma

"looksmaxxing" is just "metrosexual" with YT subscriptions Is this life? Just the same conversations and bigotries every twenty years but with different vocabulary?

it is time 😃

just realized the true reason why my entire day has been shit smh #summerhouse

west and amanda in this week’s #summerhouse episode…both individually and together they have the biggest Loser energy i have ever seen. and if i said kyle actually hasn’t done anything wrong this season…

when you open bluesky and all of a sudden everyone just agrees with you

y'all ashley is just playing 4d chess, same as she was in the house. it's obvious that she's strategically being this dumb and getting all of us deeply annoyed with her

It is not surprising at all that Ashley Hollis is a Chris Brown fan. I’d actually be surprised if she wasn’t.

condom found in couch?

Me when a straight person serves:

what is pondsrosa?

Jesus was a carpenter & Vinny was a mailman 🙏🏼📬

“you’ve got a girl from selling sunset, a girl from mob wives, a girl from below deck, and paul beating you tyson” 😭 #houseofvillains

very little clue as to what's going on with #lcdlf6, but im personally fully invested in jelinee

this is how i imagine some ppl on the skyline when they negatively subpost ppl they follow and interact with 😭😭😭😭😭

schwartz being a regular on a show again feels so dark sided #thevalley

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

did they go up there to watch the project hail mary imax screening?

april fool!

I hope Lindsay and Carl are in the cast group chat saying “THIS IS THE BEST SEASON OF THE SHOW EVER!” #SummerHouse

WE ARE CIARA MILLLLLERRRR WE CARRRRRRRY THE FLAME!!!!!!!!!