very little clue as to what's going on with #lcdlf6, but im personally fully invested in jelinee

this is how i imagine some ppl on the skyline when they negatively subpost ppl they follow and interact with 😭😭😭😭😭

schwartz being a regular on a show again feels so dark sided #thevalley

when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore

did they go up there to watch the project hail mary imax screening?

april fool!

I hope Lindsay and Carl are in the cast group chat saying “THIS IS THE BEST SEASON OF THE SHOW EVER!” #SummerHouse

WE ARE CIARA MILLLLLERRRR WE CARRRRRRRY THE FLAME!!!!!!!!!

AND THERE IT IS #SummerHouse

happy my favorite song lyric day of visibility

it feels transphobic that im working a long shift today

boots riley let me have ur children pls

me about jag:

Happy Monday brokeys

watched Her last night. main takeaway was that joaquin phoenix and rooney mara's dynamic was the exact same as kymanda. could also see kyle being the type of guy to fall in love with his ai chatbot

homeward bound 2: corgi boogaloo

sorry, but im still stuck on this. did it have to be imax? what does bespoke mean? the hell they mean against the curvature of the planet? was this really an ideal use of advertising dollars?

what u mean shane powers was in babylon???

me for the first 30 minutes of every time i start playing pokopia:

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

i’m so excited for what happens at night it’s actually crazy

Matt Hardeman:

sitting next to carol rn and can confirm. i cant stop laughing every time she opens her mouth and it crackles

my only takeaway from the leah/chelsie drama: i love that i knew my goat kimo would've swept anybody in f2. another notch in the column of im always right

im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad

big fan of the axis of evil alliance so long as 2 of the 3 are promptly eliminated #houseofvillains

i won

pokopia>sliced bread

#Survivor50 Christian:

they hated Jesus (Angelica) because she told the truth about this girl

fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off

Absolute trash. The author did not speak to a single medical professional and the article does not contain a shred of evidence that effeminate gay boys are being bamboozled into thinking they're trans. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

just named my rival in pokemon firered #itgirl

tristan thompson is the funniest reality competition tv pull of all time

stared at browt so much i had a vision

every mr. beast hater is a friend of mine. #survivor50

"before you were supervillain, you were so rude to me when i talked about jojo siwa going from being a touring artist to shitting in a hole next to tom sandoval" #houseofvillains

lmao wdym american football released a new song this week

mfs i cant already start getting excited about the next one yet, i still gotta pour my heart and soul into pokopia (but also gecqua is baby boy)

Tatt Murner

whipped something together for the occasion

as somebody who isn't watching survivor until tomorrow, i only blame myself for coming on bsky thinking my 1000 mutes would keep me spoiler free

couple reveal @jeebuscrust.bsky.social ❤️

shout out to all the ppl in the middle of a snow storm while im chilling with a margarita, schmocking a cigarette, watching iguanas, in 75 degrees with a cool breeze #sorryforyou

if i had legs id kick you incredible movie, but there's no way i could sit through the discomfort again