great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

ETA? @andrewcuomo

tysandoval reunited!! #houseofvillains

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Just remembered that I said "jeebus crust" in the wild yesterday @jeebuscrust.bsky.social

No context needed. Let's get this motion passed!

It got better 💀 #bb27 #bb26

I’m serving #REALITALIAN 🍝🍕🇮🇹

when chase from clean teens wins the traitors season 4…

the veanu shippers are feeling vindicated

pulled this guy today (it’s a really big deal iykyk)

people really need to learn to make blanket statements when appropriate because none of what i’ve seen today reads to me as nitpicking something small ashley did and hating on her for breathing… she said something ignorant and people are taking note of it how they see fit 😭 #bb27

anyone who tries to tell me that it’s ridiculous for me to vocally disagree with this take is simply rage-baiting me btw. we live in a society

i would kiss cedric

imagine millions of Americans are about to lose snap benefits in a matter of days and you choose to hop on the big internet and tell everyone you won’t date brokeys and “oh well, guess im classist! play no scrubs! 🤪” it gets to a point man — 🫩

holding my tongue with both my hands

this is officially a pokemon and vpr account for the foreseeable future

nate and i managed to stop gambling with pokemon tcg for a year, but depression has finally led us back. what we pull will determine whether this was a huge mistake 🤞

Drain the Rock's Johnson

I've seen some people worried/upset that Morgan doesn't want to do a DD because of Taran's coverage or because of a gotcha, but it seemed obvious to me she's more worried now about people using it to prove their agenda or clip it disingenuously. And especially after this weekend...I can't blame her

Not to be a wet blanket, but she also said she's hesitant for the same reason her chat is in sub only mode and why she doesn't save her streams, which has been the temperature of the post-show environment, especially lately. #bb27

ashley's top 3 showmances: 1. brenchel 2. swaggy and bayleigh 3. jess and cody

julio rodriguez my lord and savior 🙏

finally starting Z-A today, you know i picked my boy totodile

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK AT HIM

i heard yall wanted more vince??? 🫡

me @ the vince haters

everyone can laugh but Vince fans can only chuckle 💔

we need to implement camel crush technology into other devices. pens. the remote. toilet paper, perhaps

audrey fucking middleton being the only trans representation bb has ever had still grinds my gears to this day

consider my panties thrown

He's a professional!

LIGHTING MATTERS same sweater no flash/flash

accountability culture is interesting in general because people seem to digest public apologies in a way that reaffirms their own previously held beliefs about a person, making a public apology unlikely to be largely impactful one way or the other. in this essay i will

ava pearl:

✨another vince panaro eye roll has hit the building✨

vinny saying he's gotten calls for next season of traitors already 👀👀👀

vints should release the uncut version to the vorgan cult, we deserve it

15k views in a matter of hours… all his haters become his waiters when he sits down at the table of success 😌🍝 #bb27

Wait… WHAT is zac efron’s middle name?

stolen, this needs to be seen by bsky #bb27

women don't like the vehicle #BB27

Women don't like the vehicle.

he always knew who he was gonna be #itgirl

Staying out of this one… Anyways just ate a cosmic crisp apple 🍎 @jeebuscrust.bsky.social 😇