Why do we always have to have discourse about discourse. Just let people live ffs

angry chicken when i try to see if its finished cooking with a thermometer

i’m a little high this afternoon and i’m listening to this rlly pretty song and i’m gonna cry over how pretty morgan is like wow we were so blessed with her last year #bbsky

my worst nightmare is my number one ally telling me she has a crush on a guy in the house. girl i’m bored let’s evict him RIGHT now #bbsky

i’m crying reading this back. this is such a high concentration of nonsense words. how would i even begin to explain the etymology at play

i really love that they edited a helmet on him ❤️ he was so excited to be safe ❤️

everyone can laugh but vorgans can only chuckle 💔

COMPUTA, MAKE THESE GUYS SUPER GAY AND HORNY

quicker recenterings are live. THIS was the closest big brother has gotten to doomed yaoi since zankie before keanu and vince hit the scene. these two were the skip to keanu and vince’s hollanov.

i promise i’ll stop tooting my own horn but rlly i LOVE cooking for my roommates as much as i can… they all have much more rigorous courses than i do so they have like no free time 😭 so i use some of mine to make sure they have a big hot meal at the end of their day a few times a week

shoutout to the chicken gnocci soup and breadsticks i made for my roommates last night :>

bradley our king

is cirie high? 😭💀 #survivor50

Cirie JUMPED on the blanket and toothbrush 😭😭 she’s too funny I love her so much #Survivor50

cirie wanted her bb25 robe #survivor50

my new vocal stim ever since ethanimale’s video on vanessa is the specific way he says “But… 😏” #bbsky

featuring briar blush

Get him.

i really hate country music i just don’t find it that interes- GOODBYEEEEEEEEE EARRRRRRLLLLLL THOSEBLACKEYEDPEAS!!!! 😫😫

my dispo of choice having a 10 for $20 sale on my fav edible packs 🥹 michigan weed prices i love you forever

when i win big brother yall will never see me again

i got to do it and my professor told me i was made to be a teacher 🥰

everyone running over on their presentations on the last day of class i fear im gonna have to go during office hours....

your skircle, madame

oh my god this person in my class has like a little too much gall for me and they’re telling the professor that their final exam is irritating because it’s so lazy and similar to the other final project i literally have to mute this i can’t

it’s really annoying that hudson williams haters call him dudson when chudson is right there and is 100x funnier

the evil has not been defeated. the evil has taken oomf. mushqoom nation has been breached by the enemy.

the happiest moment of my day was spent listening to cher and diana ross while i cooked chicken cutlets to feed the members of my household a sentence only a gay man in his twenties or a middle aged mother could say

i like watching compilations of every big brother fight from a season and pausing so i can jump in in either person’s position. it’s like argumentative training and conditioning

i think i finally perfected my chicken cutlets tonight 😌 served em w some mashed potatoes and a creamy lemon garlic butter sauce

technotronics

loooveee the rush i get from procrastinating. fffuckkkkk i have a powerpoint due tonight and im gonna start it after dinnerrrrrr 😩😩 so good

i saw a tweet once saying "how you bored with a dirty microwave" and it changed my life

this post has left my orbit and now is just full of gen x resistlibs trying to figure out the context...

also if you’re one of the many account on here that seems addicted to posting screenshots from that app (YES i’m talking about YOU, bitch) i beg of you to get a life/job

and when i say if bbsky disappeared id rather watch big brother alone than with bbtwt

just remembered how bad kristina pissed me off at every opportunity on survivor 49

my account is really just a “how often can one person post about what they’re cooking and how they’re sleeping” test

i just think separate should be seperate.

slept 9 and a half hours i feel like i could jump and catch the moon

i was once again torn between breakfasts so i went in a very “choose your own adventure” route

thinking about the music megan is about to lay down once she’s back in the studio after this

your goal every day should be to feel like this

im good if i sleep for 2-4 hours and 8+ hours but if its 5-7 im cooked for the day. scientists feel free to examine my brain when im dead

KLAY YOU WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE!!!!

if megan thee stallion is getting cheated on there’s no hope for any of us

it’s really nice out today. it’s not too hot, not too cold. all you’d need is a light jacket tbh

i did not make this decision lightly