so I'm 3 episodes in to bb9 and I can't believe this is real this season is a shitshow

i rlly love when a reference just opens itself to me to be used in a near perfect context #bbsky

i had such a weird stressful dream where i was trying to fill out this huge packet that kept changing while i was also at a weird version of my work and it was insanely busy and im having to remind my now-awake brain that there’s nothing to panic about

14 DAYS UNTIL #BB28 TWO WEEKS AWAYYYY

watched a bbcan2 supercut and was so gagged

#nofunallowed #bbfedsarewatching

and she was REAL

drinking tea and eating oatmeal to pretend i’m on slop #bbsky

ive suffered more than jesus if u wanna get technical

15 DAYS UNTIL #BB28

adrian posting about his wiki feet score at 5am is so 😭😭 #bbsky

the universe tries to get me down but this is my brain

thinking about “i’m malnourished!”… how was bb27 real #bbsky

we’re 13 hours in and vince, morgan, katherine, and keanu remain like picture it w me for a moment #bbsky

16 DAYS UNTIL #BB28

bb24 week one is spiritually love island #bbsky

i feel like i see a post from you every couple weeks of some kind of screw up your school has made they should compensate you for emotional distress

tell me i’m hallucinating and didn’t just get an email from my university saying they don’t have the transcripts for my high school credits (i gave them these nearly 3 years ago)

17 DAYS UNTIL #BB28 *reminder to update your pfp with a chenbob on premiere night to celebrate the new season!

me every time the topic of the day is americory and everyone starts fighting #bbsky

when the hot tub goes murky, we're calling it the Reflecting Pool #bb28

18 DAYS UNTIL #BB28

Live Feed cams are up on Paramount+ #BB28

can’t we have discourse about anything other than strategy-forward white men

i wouldn’t be mad at all if that poisoned wine veto from last year came back, it was such an interesting idea #bbsky

if paul returns and they’re not prejury i’m so irritated and i mean it #bb28

current moodqoom

missing abby

one of my favorite “accidentally telling on myself for lying” things people do on big brother is saying “who told you that?” instead of “WHAT? that’s not true” #bbsky

this is also why i HAAAAATE when houses make hugging a part of their culture 😐 i know game wise it’s smart, bc you’re bonding with everyone, but it puts a target on people who just don’t wanna be touched and are therefore seen as rude or whatever #bbsky

goddd i just saw a clip on tiktok from the live feeds last year of rachel refusing kelley’s hug 😭😭 those early weeks literally had an iconic moment every minute #bbsky

19 DAYS UNTIL #BB28 qotd: what’s your favorite bedroom from any season? 👀

New season reminds us to look back at our treasured moments together <3 #BBSky

The Termite: How Nathaniel Won Big Brother 29

the curious straight guy and the one gay guy on a handful of Big Brother seasons

i rlly am bluesky born and bred bc i’ll show up in anyone’s replies irdgaf

when are yall gonna start the conspiracy theory that production is telling the cast members the inside jokes of the fandom (the chatgpt dude and the gay guys) to get them to lean into it, get them votes, and gain public favor on a season that ppl aren’t liking 😗 #loveislandusa

the rye chip in gardettos >>>>> the rye chip in chex mix

if you don’t like the rye chip in chex mix you’re immature and seriously need to grow up

i love when my oomfs provide me with reaction images

i sooo understand straight women bc i too would probably kiss a hot girl if i was like even slightly drunk

i just think it’s really fitting that nicki minaj has a lyric that says “you saw that list, it was me, baby, jay-z, and diddy”

just learned about flock???? um, what????????

one thing about me is i will research the ballots in my friends’ districts and give them all the info they need about the candidates and pester them to vote if it’s the last thing i do

a season of that jury duty show but it’s big brother… only one person in the house doesn’t know that everyone else is following a loosely improvised script and everyone is just literally insane #bbsky

joey survives the few weeks of the guys being in power by successfully tricking them with her alter ego alex

Brittany as the F4 robbed goddess would make BB history books… the Pao Pao/Joey secret F2 alliance would feed families… Devin being cut at F3 BRING BACK THE TIME MACHINE FROM BB26

20 DAYS UNTIL #BB28 if you had to choose a season to have its entire eviction order reversed, which would it be? 👀

yall kill me 😭😭