The joke that in college, one week you’ll have absolutely no assignments and loads of free time and the next you’ll have assignments/projects/exams galore is so real because this week has been DETRIMENTAL to my mental health 😭

I have 3 exams this week… please send any prayers/good vibes/hopes/ WHATEVER you prefer to me cause I’m gonna need it all My professors are clearly working in tandem to make me have a mental breakdown and it is WORKING 😭

Had an impromptu speech for my Public Speaking class and my prompt ending up being “If I were President…” Let’s just say I made both friends and enemies today 😭

Except it literally doesn’t have selfhood or neurons, please don’t piss me off It’s a machine… it doesn’t have thoughts or feelings… it is completely dependent on information that we as humans give it… genuinely worse than babies because at least they can develop somewhat independently

My favorite part of my Medieval Civ class is that our professor is SO over the top, but we’ve been collectively giving that energy back to him and he doesn’t quite know what to do with it 🥰

Saw my first "this should have stayed in the drafts" shade - I feel so at peace rn.

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love” ATEEEE

BAD BUNNY AND LADY GAGA oh the gays and girls have WON tonight 🙂‍↕️

Excited for the Bad Bunny performance tonight 🙂‍↕️ and also GO SEAHAWKS

Me: why am I so dizzy and shaky right now? Also me: has had a Red Bull and extra large coffee today and hasn’t eaten in 29 hours Yeah, that’ll do it 😅

Snowing for the third week in a row (nothing major, but still) and quite frankly if I never see snow or ice again, it’ll be too soon… I’m completely over it

I need all the people in those files to rot in hell

One thing about me is I LOVE learning and I love school… I truly don’t know how I’m gonna cope once I’m completely finished with both undergrad and grad school 😭 you’re telling me I actually have to adult and start life in 5 years? I don’t know about thatttt

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

Everyone but HIM, huh

Catherine O’Hara died??? Moira Rose, you will ALWAYS be famous ☹️

Me when @mushqoom.bsky.social thinks I’m just a dumb little gay

egg discourse: I LOVE EGGS that’s it, send skeet

Can we talk about the difference in my M/W/F professors, who are all women, cancelling class when given the option of doing Zoom As opposed to my Tues/Thurs professors, who are both men, forcing us to sit through an hour and fifteen minute Zoom lecture… There’s a theory in there somewhere 😭

Professor for my 9am said she didn’t want to do that and to enjoy our snow day SARAH I NEVER DISSED

Classes moved to zoom tomorrow so guess who gets to sleep in a little bit 🥰

Oh I’m sorry I didn’t realize we were switching places with fucking Chicago next week

My Psych professor asked us to compare ourselves to a meal and I said a Taco Bell burrito because it’s dependable and exactly what you want when drunk at 2am and that joke DID get the most laughs out of everything said, so I will riding that high for the rest of the day, thank you 🙂‍↕️😭

Running off of 2 hours of sleep and have tried to take a nap multiple times today to no avail

Y’all are so brave because there genuinely is not enough money in the world for me to share pictures of myself from 2016 with y’all 😭

If Taco Bell has zero customers, know that I am dead

Anxiously awaiting this Bills/Jaguars game because I DO believe in Josh Allen supremacy (and also my team, the Dolphins, is never reaching the playoffs so I gotta root for someone 😭)

Happy birthday, Heated Rivalry expert and future BB robbed god, @mushqoom.bsky.social !! Hope it’s a good one for you!

I knew when the Traitors were picked that this was about to be a rough season for the actual strategists… how can you have a game like The Traitors and not put a single Survivor or BB player in that turret 😭 I get that they’re going for a “expect the unexpected” but this is a flop tbh #TraitorsUS

FFXII menu UI appreciation post

i need people to start being real and i need people to start being smart

Fell asleep at 11… woke up at 5, can’t fall back asleep.. alrighty then 🫩🫠

If there’s one singular thing we know the US government is good at, it’s making up any and every excuse to invade a country that has a decent amount of oil

Stay gold, Ponyboy

Also HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my lovely, wonderful, beautiful, talented, amazing bloomfs I hope 2026 is all that you could ever wish it to be and that you find true peace with all the battles that you are currently fighting and will inevitably fight in the future I truly adore you all

Just recently started playing Arc Raiders due to my older brother’s suggestion and I am HOOKED Currently contemplating an all nighter to play it more (I’m already a Celcius and half a coffee deep 😅)

Genuinely convinced someone has contacted an Etsy witch about me because why has my dryer decided to overheat and then ✨stop turning on✨ PLEASE dryers are expensive AF can I catch a break 😭

One of my Instagram mutuals has been using the notes feature to vent about his little situationship that went wrong and lemme tell you… that shit is like CRACK to me, I love it 😭 yes king, give us ALL the details

I am totally overwhelmed. Take your health seriously y’all, even when you’re young and fit and on top of the world. Take care of yourself. Our entire TAR38 cast burned the candle at both ends this month getting sick and pushing through. Could have been anyone. Friends make friends get flu shots. ❤️

This is absolutely heartbreaking, 35 is so young… RIP Mickey

Merry Christmas y’all!! 🎄🎁

If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character (if there are no Balthier fans, I am dead)

(Ignore how chunky and chopped I look in this pls) Me and the SIL doing leg day!

Why did no one tell me that Forensic Files got a reboot a few years ago?? Currently binging it… the original show was my SHIT as a kid (and probably heavily contributed to my love of both true crime and psychology 🫣😅)

Random guy on my Snapchat started texting me that apparently I added a year and a half ago (I literally only use it for a sibling chat that we send pictures to each other) and I genuinely have NO clue who this man is or how we met

Just got deadass woken up by my brother just so he could tell me that the quesarito is back at Taco Bell 😭

JCS CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY UPLOADED ANOTHER VIDEO TODAY OOOHHH, EVERYBODY PIPE DOWN, MY SHOW IS ONNNN

Walking out in a real feel of 9 degrees in shorts and a t shirt to go to the gym… call me anything but undedicated 😭

I’m literally obsessed with my linguistics professor, thank the LORD she didn’t just default me to a zero for this 😭

I hope the young man at Zaxbys who gave me three of the biggest chicken tenders I’ve ever seen is having a GREAT night, I’m obsessed with you king