Random guy on my Snapchat started texting me that apparently I added a year and a half ago (I literally only use it for a sibling chat that we send pictures to each other) and I genuinely have NO clue who this man is or how we met

Just got deadass woken up by my brother just so he could tell me that the quesarito is back at Taco Bell 😭

JCS CRIMINAL PSYCHOLOGY UPLOADED ANOTHER VIDEO TODAY OOOHHH, EVERYBODY PIPE DOWN, MY SHOW IS ONNNN

Walking out in a real feel of 9 degrees in shorts and a t shirt to go to the gym… call me anything but undedicated 😭

I’m literally obsessed with my linguistics professor, thank the LORD she didn’t just default me to a zero for this 😭

I hope the young man at Zaxbys who gave me three of the biggest chicken tenders I’ve ever seen is having a GREAT night, I’m obsessed with you king

My homophobic brother’s girlfriend just admitted to me that she’s read Heated Rivalry AND is watching the show and the look on my brother’s face when we explained that it’s gay hockey was PRICELESS 😭

My bread got moldy today even though it doesn’t expire until tomorrow :(

FULL DAY OF EXAMS IS OVERRRR

1 EXAM DOWN BITCHES (recovering and spending my 4 hour wait until the next two exams at CFA)

3 in-person final exams tomorrow starting at 8am and ending at 6 pm 🤩 (I have a couple hours in between the first and second/third exams) my brain quite literally is about to run a GAUNTLET tomorrow

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME ABOUT ALDI’S (just spent only $60 for over a week’s worth of groceries)

Just unfollowed someone from high school on my Insta because they proudly displaced M*rgan W*llen as their top artist for this year…

Not posting my wrapped that’s personal business.

My top 5 artists/songs ARE lowkey embarrassing though so y’all will have to pry those from my cold, dead hands

Honestly this pretty much sums up my music taste 😭

Closeted situationship from high school just got recommended to me on Instagram…

I love that #heatedrivalry is doing so well because for every new viewer/reader, the odds of getting a Stackhouse/Hicks spinoff gets more and more likely 🥰 (no one knows Rachel Reid book lore like I do)

Last day of classes tomorrow! I have a final project for my Linguistics class that I, drum roll please, …haven’t even started!

Happy Turkey Day y’all! Even if you don’t care about the holiday, I hope you get to eat a lot of yummy food today! 🦃

samesies

THAT man trying to trash Taran when Taran has had firsthand interactions with people who have actually played the game for YEARS as a podcaster, while he had to reach out to podcasters for scraps… It’s not even a competition, but if it were, Taran would wipe the floor with him

Spanish grade dropped half a point over a homework assignment that my professor DIDN’T EVEN ASSIGN TO US, SO WE COULDN’T DO IT (if this costs me my A, I will be fist fighting someone)

I lowkey want a boyfriend very badly but that would require me to date a man so I’m kinda at a stalemate with myself 😍😂

Talking about Thanksgiving with y’all makes me want Thanksgiving Break to be here so badly… I have classes Monday and Tuesday next week and it’s about to be HELL motivating myself to actually show up 😭

The only thing I have to say about all this #TAR38 drama is that I hope it solidifies that no casting team will call a member of the Bains family to be on reality television ever again… some people are made to be on tv, and some people are just not…

Also whoever decided that our last two weeks of class should be half weeks interrupted by Thanksgiving is an actual idiot… productivity is going to be in the gutters and no one will show up for class, you ding dong 😭

2 exams, 2 projects, and homework for a class that never gives homework… my professors HAVE to be conspiring against me this week 😭

I’ve had 5 5% drink

High Noons and UFC PPV, life is good

it is so deeply concerning to me that y'all watch tiktoks of completely random people talking authoritatively about something with no proof & just believe every word

I love that Papa John’s lowkey judges you when you try to order just a cheese pizza It gives you a message that basically says, “hey you realize you didn’t put any toppings on this, it’s just a plain ass pizza!” And I have to click “yes thank you that’s what I want” 😭

Adding to my list of needs for a boyfriend: -someone who can convince me to be productive Because when I tell you I told myself I was gonna start my homework an entire hour and a half ago and have been doing nothing but doomscrolling since… it’s a horrible habit and hard as hell to break too

Who even is the target audience for this 😭

Just realized I only have 3 weeks left in this semester

We were taking about our favorite books in Spanish the other day and the hot nerdy guy said his favorite book is 1984 so MY dumbass responded “oh yeah, by Greg Orwell” And while everyone else laughed, this gorgeous, gorgeous man replied “I actually like Greg a lot better than George”

No shoutout when #bbsky broke your app and had people convinced we were paid bots is crazy 😭

Getting FOMO due to not being on the “annoying” list, I’m gonna need to speak to the creator

i truly cannot overstate how much more CALM i have been since moving to bluesky. the most annoyed i've ever been on here is still below what my baseline was on X. "oh it can be boring" no man it's just not fuckin frying your brain 24/7 😭

This being my first skeet is so unserious, but the great migration WAS serious (call that shit the Bluesky Wave)

It seems like I, among many in the BB Bluesky community, am hitting my one year mark here over on the Good Place! Happy one year, bloomfs!!

I need whatever the Dylan O’Brien/ Dylan Minnette/ Logan Lerman archetype is

Y’ALL WILL NEVER GUESS WHO THE PROFESSOR FOR MY THEORIES OF PERSONALITY CLASS IS 😭 (the crashout is inevitable, I cannot escape Sarah)

Just me and the bestie at putt putt

We did the embarrassing shirt swap thing, but I’m proudly wearing the one my brother got me 🙂‍↕️😭

Just found out this quiet, nerdy guy in my Spanish class is a part of our College Democrats… yeah, target acquired 🙂‍↕️😭

No it’s okay, I have time today

Now which one of y’all freaky-deaky ducks did this 😭

Having a jay oh bee AND being a student is truly God’s toughest battle but unfortunately I am NOT a strong soldier

FITTED THE FUCK UP