happy international women’s day from jax taylor #PumpRules

been listening to a lot of CRJ lately.

happy international women’s day or something ig

I am too awake and fucked up for it to be 1:30am but i’m crackling another stateside because why not

just asked a man if he was from Ohio bc he was giving Ohio energy and he got offended… time to call it a night perhaps

drunk at the bar and don’t know how to tell everyone i’d like to go home to watch southern charm

this reboot in two words #LadiesofLondon

Myka already annoying the hell out of me #LadiesofLondon

An accused madam, a weird bird lady, a royal adjacent and an etiquette coach all introduced as our cast of characters so far and i’m only halfway through the ep… oh this show is gonna go so hard I can just feel it #LadiesofLondon

this group of Mormon missionaries approached me on the street and asked if I wanted to “join them at church to cleanse myself of my sins.” my response was “absolutely the fuck not thank you though” and tbh i’m still laughing at their faces

forgot why I barely drive because holy shit after driving for 2 hours and seeing some of the worst, most unsafe driving the world has to offer on the PA turnpike… man I never wanna get behind the wheel again 😭

tried to watch a movie with my parents tonight… it consisted of my dad snoring the whole time while my mom asked nonstop questions, only to then rewind because she realized she talked over the scenes that would answer her questions 🤦‍♀️

i’m enjoying Harry Styles new album but honestly he could put out 12 tracks of him farting and the 12 year old fan girl in me would always eat it up so

Feb/March always kicks my ass with seasonal depression but I decided to force myself to go to the gym today… forgot that endorphins really do help 😅

#SoutherHospitality season 4 premiere being some of the best television this year and it’s only the beginning… god I love these people

this boy’s night fight #SouthernHospitality

Maddi telling Emmy she’s not smart enough to pull off a scheme and a lie like that 💀😭 #SouthernCharm

unironically Michols to Molly #SouthernHospitality

a Viall Files clip within the first five minutes… #SouthernHospitality

Peacock throwing shade to Southern Hospitality by burying it deep in the app… anyways finally say for #SouthernHospitality

another day of work…

bf just walked up to me and goes “i’m protecting my peace by going to bed” ???

“My relationship I was in was long distance. Actually in another continent and we didn’t even speak the same language, so it’s pretty complicated” oh Little Cousin, never change #PumpRules

Audrey being like “I believe this relationship was 100% genuine” is exactly what bothers me about her. Like why is she riding so hard for a man who clearly used her for screentime 😭 she makes herself look dumb for the sake of the cousins and it’s embarassing as hell #PumpRules

finally starting #PumpRules reunion 🙏 in Shayne we trust

RHOL ladies are on a trip rn for season 2 and I desperately need Peacock to get this show on their platform so we can all watch this mess together 😭

oh sorry for not firing on all cylinders at work this week, just kind of hard to find motivation when the world continues to burn at a rapid pace around us! I’ll just keep my head down and push on!

just had a complete meltdown because my boss at work was being an asshole and then I logged onto see Carole is joining RHONY… when does the torture end

making a latte with my homemade rosemary brown sugar simple syrup and pretending I don’t hear my teams notifications pinging nonstop rn ❤️

finally watching last night’s #SNL and Connor jumping up and down after finishing his monologue 🥹🥹

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @hannahburner.bsky.social ❤️🥰 hope you have the best day 🎉

I haven’t been able to stop laughing at this for 10 minutes

woke up, saw the news and went outside to loudly screamed “FUCK” into the woods

“now I just have to find a nice girl who hasn’t watched tv too much” Rob, I am not available, nor am I that nice and I do watch a lot of TV… but hmu anyway #TheTraitorsUS

“this is why I don’t trust anyone ever” after she blindly trusted a man she met once before 😭😭 this season was hilarious #TheTraitorsUS

LMFAO Rob flashing his eyes sheepishly at Eric after that final vote IJBOL #TheTraitorsUS

Oh is Joever #TheTraitorsUS

Rob running without the shoe lmfao 💀💀 #TheTraitorsUS

Maura somehow ending up as the deciding vote for the penultimate episode #TheTraitorsUS

yall this week at work is kicking my ass so bad, I cannot wait for the traitors later to pick me back up 🙏🙏

seasonal depression lowkey kicking my ass after this snowstorm this week… just slept for like 4 hours on the couch, eating a banana with peanut butter then going back to sleep to do it all again tomorrow I guess!

Lisa Vanderpump to her 3 year old nephew #pumprules

This honestly has me gutted. He was so young and had so much time to turn his life around/overcome his addiction and he’ll never get that chance now. Just so much pain here, my heart really goes out to his loved ones right now.

“i’m traveling a lot… i’m going to Jersey” 😭💀 #PumpRules

West rn #SummerHouse

Lindsay reiterating how much she doesn’t think about Carl… girl same #SummerHouse