work is a prison.

anyways Gimme More through Get Naked from Blackout is one of the craziest 6 runs of all time - just banger after banger by Miss Britney!

another day at work, another day of throwing up because this place makes me so sick with anxiety

turning my alarms for work back on after a beautiful long weekend away with besties

give your kymanda truther friends a hug today

seeing the 818 tequila behind the Kemo Sabre VIP bar… I just got war flashbacks #RHOP #RHOBH

the return of Monique Samuels has been such a pleasant surprise for me, I am really enjoying her energy!!! need her back next season in a friend of capacity again tbh #RHOP

Kymanda truthers we lost today

no one touch me.

when the reality tv commentary starts to sound like unhealed trauma

away at the cottage 🏡

how it feels working in media relations and having to speak to business press reporters on important topics when i’m literally just a girl

just realized I won’t be able to watch tonight’s episode of Traitors live because i’ll be traveling…

Morgan Wade performing at the MAGA music festival tracks for Kyle Richards and her taste in romantic partners 🥴

this Angelica and Jason conversation in the middle of SUR about the penis pump 😭 this is what i’m here for #PumpRules

the us govt to everyone

how it feels working for a company where leadership is always OOO, there’s literally no training or skills opportunities, and every all staff is just a circle jerk for the c-suite

decided to watch Gossip Girl to dissociate to tonight… only for IVANKA FUCKING TRUMP to walk on screen 😭

the women of RHOP after Angel kicked them out of her home at 7:30pm to drive an hour back on a sketchy ass road to their AirBnB that has no running water #RHOP

Angel Massie AirBnb selection #RHOP

“your energy was not that of a host” I’m sorry how can anyone hate Gizelle 😭 #RHOP

Angel Massie is one strange individual… and im only like 10 mins into this episode #RHOP

i want to be at the smoothie shop

I don’t want to be at work today, I want to be at the cottage

trying so hard not to throw up before work bc my anxiety is at a 10 for no reason 🤪

how am I supposed to go to work tomorrow now that i’ve just experienced Heated Rivalry for the first time…

oh you didn’t hear? they updated Maslow’s hierarchy of needs & now it’s Shane & Ilya at the bottom 😌

Finally starting Heated Rivalry, a thread 🧵

I have a confession to make… I still haven’t watched Heated Rivalry guys 😔

THIS EDIT IS SO SPECIAL TO ME! THE BIG 3 #THETRAITORSUS

Carole and Ramona naming Bluestone Manor together in s7 was a great show of bipartisanship in US politics at the time. in this essay I…

The People We Meet on Vacation was such a cute adaption!!! not to mention the fact the used Higher Ground by Odesza (one of my fav songs ever) in the end credits, I’m giggling and kicking my feet but also crying 😭❤️ thank u @jurymgmt.bsky.social for the reminder this was streaming!!

hitting play on the first two episodes of The Valley: Persian Style 🧵

everyone arguing/upset about #TheTraitorsUS made me forget about the real world for a few hours last night and today 😭 reading the real news has me running back here to refresh the discourse

When people talk about the gamers and they leave out Porsha from Stars on Mars #TheTraitorsUS

i’m sorry to everyone who is not having fun or is sad but this is literally my dream season as a Lisa Rinna and Candiace stan and a Rob R lover, so I will not be letting the TL’s bad vibes get in the way of having my fun ✌🏼 #TheTraitorsUS

Rob R lowkey being the MVP of the turret #TheTraitorsUS

Porsha?? girl what are you doing LOL #TheTraitorsUS

TWO HOUSEWIVES AND ROB RAUSCH AS TRAITORS #TheTraitorsUS

LISA, CANDIACE AND ROB IN THE TURRET SHUT THE FUCK UP #TheTraitoraUS

Lisa and Dorinda greeting each other making me feel like this #TheTraitorsUS

Caroline does not fuck with Michael I can just tell #TheTraitorsUS

i’m shaking I feel such a rush rn #TheTraitorsUS

fuck it, changing my pfp to Lisa Rinna M&M in honor of The Traitors tonight

so much bad news lately I finally just took the time to realize it’s 52 fucking degrees in January

only thing keeping me going at work is the knowledge that i’ll have thai food and traitors waiting for me tonight 💖

some of yall really just get on this website and say anything without a worry about how dumb you look, and i’m honestly jealous of that confidence to be so wrong