never thought i’d find myself enjoying a sports game but dare I say series has me a little interested in basketball…

Lenny Hochstein facing criminal charges and yet RHOM is on pause… may Bravo never know peace

just saw a post on threads where a girl asked ChatGPT what color dress to wear to a wedding… ma’am do you not have a girls gc you can ask????? do you not have a functioning brain?? we are so cooked 😭

Backrooms has me feeling unsettled and confused… unsure how i’d rate this one but I definitely am glad I saw it

getting snacks for Backrooms viewings 🤠

every time I see TJ on my screen, I can’t help but see the Keebler Elf #SouthernHospitality

the PA at my surgeon’s office has to be one of the dumbest people i’ve had the unfortunate pleasure of interacting with on this recovery journey… I don’t think i’ve had this much dislike for someone since my arch nemesis at my old spin studio LMAO

finished Writers & Lovers by Lily King last night and it may be my top read of the year so far. Absolutely beautifully written and such a touching story, highly recommend for all my fellow bookworm bloomfs

slept like shit because I stupidly did not expect my leg to be this sore after using it for the first time in two months 😭

every night my mom and I have the same discussion where she says it’s chilly out and I say it’s hot and to keep the AC on… somehow she always wins and I end up sweating 😭

financially illiterate bravoleb and dumbass spoiled girl who thinks a divorce just would absolve her of it like ok mama

Andy saying Amanda was holding that pity party in her dressing room for “20 or more” minutes

Amanda’s failure to comprehend Loverboy’s debt is also her debt is so maddening… i’m sorry but I can’t stand a financially illiterate bravoleb 😭 #InTheCity

just took my first steps with a walker since April :’)

felt like emotionally torturing myself for no reason 😄😄

did Kyle and Amanda both just say they weren’t having sex their entire marriage? we glazed past that way too fucking fast #SummerHouse

I need Andy to get to the important questions and focus less on Kyle’s outburst which now makes way more sense in context

@ramonasturtles.bsky.social pfp getting featured at the summer house reunion!!!

“the biggest concern of his is being well liked and well received” YES DARA EAT HIM UP #SummerHouse

“You treat the women that give themselves to you like they’re expendable” DARAAAAAA #SummerHouse

imagine having to tell your wife’s bf to go check in on your wife 😭 #SummerHouse

Amanda turning this conversation about race back to her and her feelings… girl just stay quiet at this point #SummerHouse

googled Tamra Judge knee scooter and this came up???

THANK YALL FOR THE GOOD VIBES, IVE BEEN CLEARED TO BEAR WEIGHT ON MY LEFT LEG AND USE A WALKER/SCOOTER 🎉

muting L*ve I*land *** on all socials so I don’t have to deal with that fandom’s psychosis after last year

anxious as fuck for my appointment with the surgeon today, everyone please put some good vibes out in the universe this morning 🫶🤞

boredom levels have reached a new height… i’m watching Ginny & Georgia

cracking open a cold one (a diet coke) with the boys (my mom and cat)

I have a hard time respecting Kelsey when she can’t even pay her own gym membership… like it gets to a point 😭 #RHORI

this fight happening while Rich sings Can’t Help Falling in Love in the background… absolute cinema #RHORI

Rosie’s husband being a Frank Sinatra singer but not an impersonator is some how more cringey than if he was just an impersonator #RHORI

struggling with the fact this summer will very much be lost to my accident/recovery but also realizing i’ll be (hopefully) saving a lot of money so maybe i’m the real winner after all…

HAPPY PRIDE BLOOMFS ❤️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

every sunday when my bf/friends leave to go back to the city I get so sad, but then I remember my cat is here at least and I spend a good half hour making a fool out of myself while trying to get her to come hangout with me 😭

starting the series finale of Hacks… someone grab the tissues

latest craft completed ✅

experiencing intense second hand embarrassment watching Joe Bradley try to pitch his concept of a business plan to Leva #SouthernHospitality

Leva making up a position for Michols to balance “modeling” with managing a club? #SouthernHospitality

one margarita deep and crying because my friends & family made a video montage of hbd wishes and then included photos of their pets 😭😭😭

happy birthday emma!! @ramonasturtles.bsky.social you always remind me of this meme <3

ok I wanted attention and now i’m too overwhelmed by everyone being so nice to say thank you to every reply so THANK YOU BLOOMFS ILY ALL

my wound care nurse is a bravo fan so she brought me a single loverboy as a birthday gift today LMAO

it’s my mf 27th birthday

been holding off on watching this season of Hacks because I don’t want it to end, but finally hit play on s5 ep1 and i’m already doubled over from laughing so hard 💔 gonna miss this masterpiece so much

trying to have a good day but I keep remembering Amanda Batula and West Wilson exist

Lindsay/Ciara vs Amanda/West #SummerHouse

Amanda is so checked out of this marriage #InTheCity