why don't these people ever just kill themselves?

the cold isn’t gonna stop me

so excited to buzz my hair

Salute our boys in blue 🫡

I would be a lot more popular if you all could reach through the phone and feel how nice my boobs are you

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

okay I know I said this but maybe yall should try to get off spotify

I want a degree in sports journalism

eary grey tea with honey 💛💛

I do not have enough work to justify being here more than 25 hours a week

Am I horny or am I just anxious about the state of things and looking to relieve the discomfort

me existing in a place where I hate spotify but love seeing people’s wrapped

what I’m referencing:

me when I need a glass of chocolate milk

god I need a glass of chocolate milk

douche water:

have you heard the expression shut up and fuck off

It’s really hard having these unique petty issues in my home life because if I sit here and complain about them I will sound incredibly unreasonable

eyes hurt too much and it’s absolutely from this fuck ass office computer

feliz martes bloômfs

Wanted to draw more pixel art, wanted to draw my boy Gio, so here's both

I hate getting to work 10 minutes early because I left early because I needed gas and seeing the director and manager are already here too

me finding out about heated rivalry and now just wanting to read the book instead

sorry I am going to continue complaining, when this show isn’t padding over an hour of a show with exposition, it’s screaming “HEY GUYS WE’RE IN THE 80s!!!!!!!!”

I miss glass containers

umpires:

okay lemme stop whining for now

now onto ep 3 when I have been telling my bf for months I wanted to watch severance

when I see the phrase “porn brain” I want to break my own neck, its so annoying

I missed having a redhead WoL

storm in x-men when she’s about to show you what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning:

this is genuinely one of the worst written shows ever

call me the greatest artist of all time the way i b jörkin it

god I miss him. and he is so hot 😩

yum fagslop

We never had a ceasefire gay boy hahaha

Ultra Lion

which one should I use

yay

oh shit it’s santa hat time

That’s one stuffed bird. Happy Thanksgiving! #KirbyAirRiders

me after eating a normal amount but chugging a glass of water with fiber

wada

thread of NFL players I want impregnate:

kinda wanna switch away from iphone but all smartphones feel kinda samey

small thing that bothers me that no one cares about but it really annoys me when people interpret the White Mage in FF1 as a woman

brussels sprouts waiting to be put in tupperware after dinner:

wtf is post malone doing these days