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Adding another guy to my fictional hockey roster Ox (oscar) is one of the older guys on the team, but he aint slowing down any time soon 😎

New post on the P site

dreaming about a sexy masked man with an apron 💭

reimagined ringring (aged up) + yuni from PUCCA! #fanart #pucca #myart #procreate #digitalart #illustration #art

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You don't need to summon the patrons to have your wish granted: I'm already here. ~ Lash Hole

So I made a simple comic strip... It will ONLY make sense to you if you are familiar with the story of the manga/anime "Ranma ½"... This is like a "Reverse Ranma ½"... 😬 Well I hope you guys like it just the same....

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The latest Invincible episode adding an extra 5 years to my life man that loser Omniman was getting his little feelings trampled on in ways never before seen since Scar threw Mufasa off that damn rock

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I been out here dumping sissy Omniman to pollute the water supply and I'm honestly getting far, far less yelling than I initially thought I would, not that that would have stopped me, but I'm just like Homelander surprise gif

My boys JP and Johnny are finally meeting up in the sauna 👀 hope they don't make a mess

Wreg in scandalous lingerie & Wreg with you :) [ #art | #oc ]

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Would you take the bait? 👀 #deadlock #deadlockfanrt #venatordeadlock #venator

My Deadlock Mains #deadlock

Mfs posting hear me outs and it's Omniman like he wasn't some level of Bene Gesserit-concocted psyop specifically engineered to fuck with gay people

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I need to be neutered

You sent a pigeon for a ride but it's winter and he pulls up. How do you op--- [ #art | #oc ]

COMMISSIONS STATUS: >Down to the last one from last year's batch. >Three on the waitlist have reconfirmed interest. >I will be opening the forms again by June, with some changes in formatting and pricing. :) Thank you guys!!!

OUT OF MY WAY I NEED TO DRAW NOLAN OMNIMAN WITH NIPPLES THE SIZE OF RITZ CRACKERS THIS NEW SEASON GOT ME TWEAKING

Random uncle updates if anyone cares: >Turns out I went to school with his kid (I was a delinquent it's no surprise she knew me) >His wife asked me if I want to do a yoga and ice bath class with her (I said yeah ok why not, lol) >He asked me if I wanted to play in his band (they're all 50+)

Finished coloring this set of my boy Johnny working up a sweat💦

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I complain about this every 2-3 years or so but a fandom niche I miss dearly, and doesn't appear to have been replaced to even close to the strength it had, is 8tracks. Back in the day you could find hundreds of playlists dedicated to a character, to a ship.

Bro I'm crying I started playing Led Zeppelin III on the turntable at the store and soon as the Immigrant Song intro kicks in somebody just yelled "SHREK???" 😭😭😭

I got a pair of new uncles bro I'm crying I slapped down Rush Moving Pictures on the turntable and I look over and they were enthusiastically giving me thumbs-ups. 😭

Everyone who tried to draw around me and started drawing LOVED it at the beginning because of their QUICK IMPROVEMENT. Then quit when they hit The Wall™️. But it's when you hit The Wall™️ that you NEED to push through with practice!! And you gotta do it for yourself, because it's ALWAYS worth it! 😤

computer, destroy this guy

love the followup! yes to gifted-kid syndrome's ego reinforcement being intertwined with low self-esteem. yes to some tough love reminding yourself you're not Mozart, you're just another guy trying to learn to draw. the internet full of rockstar artists can be incredibly humbling - make use of it!

Giving out art advice online is getting exposed to so many clout-brained randos in their 20s still drunk off their self-pitying shit over gifted kid syndrome. That's my main take-away from the reactions I got over my post.

Here you go! I hope this one catches on a little too!

Wow I should have gotten at least a nomination for a nobel peace prize for this post

It's so crazy how differently fandoms move these days, what the hell are you people taking about "I don't want A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms fandom to die" bitch the show ended 2 weeks ago. The FIRST season.

Only finding out today about something called trello or, if it's not accessible in my country, having a google doc or something for commission progress, great idea actually whoahh!

Baelor Targaryen situation so dire it's got me and Chris watching British television

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I was at a vinyl fair today and one unc is a vendor and I saw him the literal minute I got there cause he was at the parking lot smoking and he said "kid I already checked which vendors sell metal records, go to this booth and this booth, tell them Cyrus sent you OK". 😭🥺

New JJK episode playing metal during Higuruma's little tussle...... Called that shit ages ago. 🙏

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I love the duality of opening my IRL social media (Facebook) and it's IRL friends talking about "art (fun painting of a cat) is my favorite therapy! ❤️" and then I open my alt social media and it's online friends talking about art (penis, gay porn) and it's like the fucking trenches of Normandy

Sorry I'm turning into "guy who draws sometimes and the rest is customer anecdote posts" but. This is just what getting old is like.

Obsessed with my first customers today: two early college-age boys and one's pretty quiet and dressed plainly and his job appears to be taking photos of the other boy who is HEAVILY iced and will NOT stop combing and fidgeting with his pompadour. I feel like a shopkeeper NPC in a shounen anime.

Customer this weekend looked at the Reaper figma displayed on my counter (he doesn't have his guns) and confidently said to his date "OH SHIT IT'S ASSASSIN'S CREED" and I was standing behind the espresso machine going 😭❓

Actually about to crash out between Procreate being buggy as hell and this stupid new window mode bullshit on iOS I actually said FUCK out loud because this shit pisses me off so much. <3

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Finished coloring the set featuring my character JP relaxing in the sauna after hockey practice! He's busy daydreaming about a fellow teammate 😇