I don’t care if Bill Clinton is in the Epstein files. I didn’t make him my entire personality.

Has Jelly Roll delivered his remarks yet

“im not political” means “i am the dumbest fucker alive” “im also a republican”

If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Imagine having to pretend to like Kid Rock’s music.

Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.

I'm not sure this gets said enough but, the President of the USA appears to be severely mentally ill and unfit for office.

No matter how bad your day is going, just remember there's someone out there that has to clean trump when he shits himself.

No actually I don’t want to see what chat gpt thinks your job is based off what it knows about you. Stop using it.

I will never forgive nor forget that Harry’s House beat Renaissance for AOTY.

HOW has Reba never performed on the Grammys stage before tonight?!

Lola Young’s mic is ON

2026 Battle of the Books. #Booksky

My January Reads. #Booksky

True Patriots don’t protect pedophiles.

Doctor said I wouldn’t need a lobotomy if I just went and saw the Melania documentary instead

Cartoon by Matt Reuter @newyorker.com.

Lots of heavy feelings today, but for me the biggest one is the gratitude we as a community feel toward the mothers who raised us and shaped us without even knowing. The collective grief speaks to her impact. An incredible legacy for an incredible human.

What a gut punch. 😭😭😭

Absolutely disgusting.

Please tell me it isn’t true and it’s all just like that episode of Schitt’s Creek where she was really alive, but the news posted she had died ❤️❤️

Rest well, Queen.

Catherine O’Hara, and her quarantine photoshoot, will always live rent free in my mind.

No no no no no not Catherine O’Hara

Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.

Good morning. Immigrants are #HereToStay.

Regular reminder that ICE is NOT law enforcement.

How hard I pronounce the F in FUCK ICE.

Gonna shot gun a Diet Coke just to feel something.

Saving Private Sausage Edward Sausagehands K Pop Sausage Hunters The Dark Sausage Rises The Sound of Sausage i could do this all day 😅

Horrible Politics aside… why would anyone be interested in a documentary about Melania? She isn’t interesting

Roses are red Violets aren’t blue Karoline Leavitt is a lying bitch

“i don’t stay up to date on politics” just say you’re stupid and lack empathy

JD Vance is a dumb bitch.

One day January will be over. It’s not today, but one day.

It’s never lost on me that Ashlee Simpson’s mother in law is Diana Ross.

That Noem bitch is a fucking cunt

imagine being so rotted that Bruce Springsteen writes a brand new song about how much you suck shit and announces it by saying “by the way I’m so fucking mad that I banged this out in 24 hours” how are you still up and walking around after being slammed like that

* Boss music intensifies* “It was at this point he realized he fucked up.”

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

"I was just following orders"

Good morning. Immigrants are #HereToStay.

We really could be doing more to make the lives of ICE agents miserable.

Angie said bitch pull up on me like that and I will rock your shit. #RHOSLC

Ambien and Chardonnay won’t show up on your piss test, Meredith. #RHOSLC

The Lisa and Meredith crying clown show is tired. #RHOSLC

To be clear, racist birther trash Melania is no different from her evil fraudulent criminal rapist husband and considering she’s still married to that murderous treasonous piece of shit, her call for “unity” is literally propaganda.

Mentally I am at the Schiaparelli SS26 show.