Now Watching: (Unfortunately not on the Silver Screen ☹️)

Who wore it better, Cameron or me? 🤔

My 7 month old niece gives the harshest side-eye 😂😂😂

Oh he’s getting flirty 🤭🤭🤭

Can confirm, Diet Coke Lime goes HARD 😍🍋‍🟩

Circling back to this for 2025. According to mom, Chad’s 2025 ornament worthy accomplishments were: Exercising Santa, Takeout, and Diet Coke 🥴🥴

Restoring the gay powers for Gay Guy Friday 🥰❣️💇🏻‍♂️

It really needs to be studied about what in a boomer’s brain causes them to create multiple group chats with the same exact people. 😒😒😒

Idk the new office lighting made me feel angelic… anyway can we go back to bed please? 🪽🖤 #mcm

My neighbors have great lighting and Prosecco has been had at this holiday party. Anyway, love you babes 🥰❣️

Holiday party season has begun. 🎄🎅🏻🤶🏼🥂

Holiday party season has begun. 🎄🎅🏻🤶🏼🥂

Judy does the best version of “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas”. I’m not listening to any counterpoints, go argue with your mama. 🙂‍↕️

One of my favorite things about being gay is the privilege of occasionally being able to openly flirt with all parties of a relationship at the same time 🤭🤭

Sorry I’ve liked multiple of your posts in a weird order from today; I’ve had wine, and I’m exploring the Wonderland that is the Discover tab of Bluesky 🤭🍷

I want a perfect bodyyyy; I want a perfect soulllll

Now Watching:

Filmsky: What are our thoughts about AFI’s and The National Board of Review’s Top 10 of 2025? 🤔 #filmsky #afiawards2025

This is so random, but do you guys remember in school when you would ask to go to the bathroom and the teacher would come back with that bitch ass remark: “I don’t know, can you?” I’m not sure what triggered that memory for me, especially being out of school for 10 years, but now I’m pissed 🙄😂

Idk how I keep hearing about all of these cute and successful stories about relationships/ marriages from dating apps because this shit is for the birds 🫩🫩🫩

Me most of the year: “I’m not a religious person, religion just isn’t for me.” Also me during holiday season: “HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SINGGGG! GLORY TO THE NEWBORN KINGGG!”

I feel like I'm being annoying if I post more than once a day 😂

Can someone please come and tell my boomer co-worker that she ✨doesn’t ✨have to reply-all to every single mass email that comes through 😒😒

I don’t have Spotify or Apple Music, so you’re just going to have to trust me when I say that my taste in music all year was also quite ✨gay✨ 💅🏻

Turns out that if you ignore a light that shows up on your car’s dashboard long enough, it will eventually turn itself off 🥰🤗

What a lovely harvest of bloomfs. Thank you for the connections this year 🥰❣️

Here are the accounts I interacted with the most on Bluesky in 2025 in terms of overall engagements: 1. @michaeldrummey.bsky.social 2. @jellybean.bsky.social 3. @midwestguy185.bsky.social 4. @gonejoshin.bsky.social 5. @wamorrison95.bsky.social See yours here: anisota.net/harvest

Well, time for number 47… 🤭 Now Watching:

I just counted and I’ve seen 46 movies in theaters this year so far… 🫣 Im also seeing another one later today….. 🫠

I’m high key mad that my family isn’t one that makes Mac N Cheese for Thanksgiving 😒

Feeling on top of the world today * *Drank multiple glasses of Prosecco AMA 🤭🥂

Accidentally opened a 🌶️🌶️ snap in front of my sister in law today… Happy Saturday everyone 🤗🤗

Wine and “KPop Demon Hunters”? More likely than you think. 🍷

Just muted every single family group chat in my phone, and that’s on ✨self-care✨

Every time I drink any fruit wine, I feel that I channel my inner Moira Rose during her wine commercial 🍷

I’ve had many nicknames in my life, but I’ve never had a man call me this 😂

In the movie theater this thanksgiving. ❣️ Now Watching:

Cindy Lou Who (aka Taylor Momsen) doing a pop punk version of “Where Are You Christmas” healed something in my former emo kid soul 🖤

Is it me or did the Green Giant look more ripped this year…. 🫦

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! ❣️ (My family isn’t celebrating until Saturday this year) Anyway, I remembered that last Thanksgiving I had to teach my dad the correct usage for the word “smegma” as he didn’t know what the word meant as seen below… 🥰🤗

Happy Thanksgiving, please rise for the national anthem

I long for times of yesterday* 💔 *When DVD menus were fun and creative and not the lame and boring things now

Working in mental health is so fun because one moment you’re having a totally normal day, and then the next moment someone is bringing their “emotional support parrot” into their appointment with you 🫥🦜

Hinge just told me that bloomf and I were the most compatible on the app today 🥹🤭

Shout out to Snapchat for reminding me that three years ago I didn’t have any real accomplishments that were Christmas ornament worthy to my parents, so they got me a Mac N Cheese ornament instead. 🥴🧀

WHAT THE FUCK EAGLES?!

Go Birds 🦅💚

Shout out to the old woman next to me at the movie theater who said I was a “very handsome man who probably has a gorgeous girlfriend” She also thought I was 25 🥹🥹🥹

Now Watching:

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