Well… this is the new headshot for work. Would you trust me with your mental health?? 🫣

Get me to God’s Country… (Barbenheimer, 2023) 🎥💄💥

I had the privilege of watching this on Hulu (thanks for the heads up @feralstreeep.bsky.social! ❣️) If you haven’t done so, I HIGHLY recommend watching this film. I cannot get over how well done it is 👏🏻👏🏻

Third movie theater visit this weekend… Now Watching:

Now Watching:

Since I usually go to the movie theater almost once a week, I feel like I should have the privilege of ejecting people who don’t have proper movie theater etiquette.

Has anyone actually seen Shen Yun? I feel like it’s something that’s always advertised but I never hear of anyone actually going to see it???

Currently sipping on a twisted tea and arguing with my entire family about what we will be wearing for the Christmas card pics during our family vacation this summer; AMA.

Now Watching:

I just found my first gray chest hair 😭

Good evening from my office’s bathroom lighting ☺️❣️

Taking a new headshot for work with an extremely hot photographer; just to look at them and notice that I look constipated in most of the pics 🥴

Guess who needs to fill their tank this week and saw that the price of gas just conveniently went up!!!! THANKS TRUMP 🥰❣️

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Oh the Oscars are going to be anyone’s game now 🤭

That In Memoriam got me 🥺❣️

It’s always going to be the SAG Awards for me 🤷🏻‍♂️

I know that straight people exist, but could they not like kiss in public? Why do they always feel the need to shove their heterosexuality down our throats?? 🙄

I keep getting sexual compliments about my neck on the apps… I’m honestly very flattered whenever I get any kind of compliment, but is my neck really anything to write home about?? 😂

And on Sundays, we brunch; just like our (queer) Lord intended. 🍳🥞🥂🌈

IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN, ILL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

Man on Gr*ndr said that he saw me the other day and that I was gorgeous instead of asking me for pics of my h**** 🥰

Have any bloomfs read the “Bridgerton” books? I’m on the fence if I want to read them, and I’m curious on whether or not they are worth it… Also ignoring the fact that I have like 20+ novels just sitting around unread from previous purchases… 🫣

Oh you know, just up after having some Rosé thinking about men who would never consider looking my way even once. How about you???

I give everyone who decides to become parents props, because I’ve only been with my baby niece for a night and I’m ready to give her back to my brother and SIL. 🫩🫩🫩

Help, I keep eating full boxes of Girl Scout cookies in 1.5 sittings. 🫠🍪

Two months in and I have a strong feeling that 2026 is ✨not✨going to be my year 💋

Words can’t describe how much that I DESPERATELY need “Bridgerton” tomorrow 🙂‍↕️❣️

I need this stye to go awaaaaaaaay. One of my clients today asked me if I had a black eye. 😭😭😭😭

I truly believe that once an actor has played three gay roles in their career, then they are legally obligated to convert to homosexuality. 🤷🏻‍♂️

With this blizzard hitting today, I really hope you all remember this when you’re on here begging for snow once June comes around 😂

Do you guys ever chill your red wine? Or am I really weird??? 🫣🍷

Now Watching:

My mom is mad at me because I don’t know her Apple ID password, how’s your Saturday going? 😒

Another 10-18 inches of snow forecasted for this weekend…

Just watched Eric Dane’s Famous Last Words on Netflix, and that ending… goddamn 😭💔

Home from the bar and going to get cozy and watch the new documentary series about Satan 🥰 (aka Tyra Banks)

Double posting because this week was awful and I loved the lighting in this bar bathroom 🥰

An Aperol spritz just hits different after you’ve had a terrible week 🙂‍↕️🥂

Gay powers semi-restored 💇🏻‍♂️ (Featuring Chad’s Quasimodo stye 🫠)

I’m sorry, but I feel like I just can’t trust you as an adult if you’re over the age of 21 and you reveal that your favorite wine is Moscato :/

You just can’t reason with people from a generation who constantly get triggered by others who put their pronouns in their email signature. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Cannot wait to do 9 hours of therapy today with a stye in my eye!!!!!!

I just need one (1) week without bullshit of ANY kind. Is that really so much to ask for?? 🫩

Just ate half of a box of Girl Scout cookies, AMA. 🍪

I truuuuuuly can’t believe I have to work tomorrow while everyone else is getting another day of rest. 😭😭😭

(Seated for my third consecutive in-theater movie this weekend…) Now Watching:

Bluesky after hours is such a wild place to be 🫣

I want a margarita 🤔🍹