[mid-00s google voice] I'm Feeling Yucky

*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions

She feel asleep

please listen to my aewsome song

my phone just prompted me to rate the built-in voice memos app on the app store

seasoning my cast iron dildo

domperidone sounds like it would be the name of a ketone found in champagne or something

gaming is so back

I'm Dr. Samuel Hayden. I have supplies in my office.

got a good grade at the dentist

it's never been more gaming

Anyway i hit four minutes today

a player's skill actually has zero effect on the outcome of competitive video games

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

this al guy has co-authored so many academic papers i see his name everywhere

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He's just a smol bean next to Large Luna

idk why gym bros are always bragging about their plank times isnt it like 10^-42 seconds for everyone

is it just me or is perkeo way rarer than the other legendary jokers

four more gold stickers and i don't have to play balatro ever again

Pork Yeppermint Patty

That's me in the corner That's me in the Primal Losing to a Winston

ah, where are my manners! almost forgot to share pics of the jackrabbits in question. please enjoy their quiet winter softness

won an incredibly lucky gold stake run with matador & credit card of all things. it's never been more gaming

hayley williams album good

sorry bestie <3

🐰⭐ #art

yardbunny running REALLY fast

we're going to put on the most nuanced talent show this town has ever seen

flight

strictly speaking third-infusion tea is not really any better than just drinking hot water but it is Different

i'm gonna scream

that shit is normaler things to a beast like me

guy scared of everything goes to canada for bagels

why does grocery store sage taste like that