also? before gen 3 there were only two elite four trainers whose pokemon all shared a type: will and, weirdly, agatha because everything in gen 1 is poison type. it's not like they didn't have precedent to get a little weird with it

ppl joke about flint's team in diamond/pearl but glacia's is kind of a sleeper

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster

there's an art to predicting the outcome of an at-bat in a baseball highlight video based on what commentary they choose to include in the edit leading up to it

youtube's generated video summaries piss me off so bad who the fuck asked for this

normally i have infinite patience for customer service workers but "accusing me of lying about a price discrepancy and proceeding to touch my bare arms multiple times in the self-checkout area" is perhaps several steps too far

i should be playing keyboard for a gothy synthpop act

im writing motorway 2

had a song idea in my dream, immediately went to my phone to write it down, realized about 15 minutes later that i had still been dreaming & forgot how it went

rare youtube algorithm w youtu.be/1BhJBoSILk4

oouuuuuuhhh tiramisu

Sync listen tonight at 8PM eastern time! floorbaba.bandcamp.com/merch/throug...

one year and one day later i am thinking about her again

endive is good i forgot how perfect a vehicle for dips it is. and im not allergic to it yayyy

specifically looking at social media today has been making me feel nauseous i think it's a sign

anyone know of any hobbies that don't hurt a person's neck

scientists at mit have flavor blasted a single tungsten atom

i kind of resent That One Animated Web Series with the purple rabbit guy because every time i queue up overwatch someone inevitably asks me if my battletag is referencing it

im possibly the sleepiest anyone has ever been

Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny. Look into it.

owwww my hurts #my

Sneezing so hard I scare the local wildlife

hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone*

got my hairs cut :)

every time i work out i feel like my knees hate me a little more

i think hot drinks would be more interesting if they got hotter sometimes instead of colder

i'll block someone i've never interacted with on letterboxd if they post a review objectionable enough to me idgaf

at some point the label came off my bottle of worcestershire sauce and now it's almost running out so i was like "okay i'll get a new bottle when i'm at the store this week" so i did and i just now discovered another bottle, about 2/3 full, on the fridge door that i missed bc it had its label on

everyone listen to my cool friend's awesome album

i still don't think the prima mario kart wii guide's snes ghost valley 2 time is legitimate

idk what i expect to see whenever i log into mychart to check a message but based on my anxiety response it's probably something like "we are going to kill you with hammers"

You're telling me Morton iodized this salt?

<- learned in secret rabbit arts

i've never had an original thought

looked out the window at just the right time to see a bunch of petals blowing around in the wind :')

Carbuncle 'Puyo Puyo Sun' SEGA Saturn

i think today's weather might just be my favorite kind

i won't lie knowing i have to take these as soon as i get up is making me a little less enthusiastic about getting out of bed in the morning. i can't eat drink or rinse for half an hour after that either