dreck and dross are a delightful pair of words

spot the difference

kirby and the amazing mirror

come over in the next 20 minutes if u want kimchi fried noodle

at the family function: "you're too young to be having health problems!" 🙃

been eating and drinking a lot of sludge lately

(nodding as I complete the saying) Wal sober, nut at sea

where are my glow in the dark pumpkin socks

red sox please wake up i need a w

rayquaza is a really apt name. like you look at rayquaza and go yep that's rayquaza

soft diet week 👍

i don't squeak unless i'm squoken to

That's right

on that peglin grind

it's that time of year again when i start sending annoyed DMs to my one baseball friend

Orb

on one hand i could stand to update my icon to a somewhat more seasonally appropriate bunny. on the other hand its silly :)

Jar Jraws June day 19 absent minded...

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Thinking about the little eye roll Wendy does in the MV for Raspberry Beret

Ogg Vorbis would be a great name for a caveman wizard

pondering my orbs

1 box of her

trader joes pomegranate white tea where are you when i need you

IT'S NEVER BEEN MORE SPORTS

let's go venezuela

had some dreams where some real fucked up stuff happened to me but i was so deeply asleep that it only felt mildly comical to me

its freakin windy

4:19 on today's crossword. we've done it

Kintsugi

louis theroux

Ha! You'll never flip the four switches that deactivate the force fields protecting my secret base!

i look cute in glasses i think

This is such a cool headline if you don't know what basketball is

bizarre as hell feeling like it's stiflingly warm inside and then looking out the window to see there's still snow on the ground

very close to hitting my goal of my plank PB being longer than my monday crossword PB

In ancient Rome they called nachos “ignatii”