i'll be honest parsley is not really doing any heavy lifting where rosemary, sage, and thyme are concerned

feeling gross as hell today but at least i looked extremely hot last night. a very cute girl hit on me

Pikachu is bunny

todays grocery bunny is beans the azumarill

i have the curse of a december inspection sticker so it's always miserable out when i go to get my car inspected

time signature switchups in track 3 go insane??

do yall think this paint is in stock

little stinker

i used to think "souped-up" meant "broken" because in freddi fish 2 after you have used the slingshot for the one puzzle it's required for clicking on it will just make freddi say "it's the souped-up slingshot casey gave me" and not do anything

FUCK christmas. happy kiradax thursday

someone put a damn curse on me

Withdrawing a single moth from the ATM

i keep seeing photos of isabelle adjani from the '80s and briefly thinking "simone de rochefort"

my hot take is that i strongly prefer hot cocoa mixes to solid drinking chocolate ones. like at least a third of that is cocoa butter which doesn't impart any flavor! it's less concentrated! if i want the texture and extra fat i can just add half and half or cream!

Trader Joe you slimy brigand why have you discontinued my favorite hot cocoa

ran outside into freezing weather in my t-shirt & leggings bc the whole sky is pink and purple rn

Skaters will say it's flake

Be Mindful About The Giant Everything

There should be a hot-dog-eating contest that's about how stylishly you can eat just one hot dog instead of who can eat the most

its franking absolute stein

i need to brush off the music rust augh

my name is Hal Eggdog

feels like i'm experiencing the aftermath of an allergy attack even though i haven't eaten anything that would trigger my allergies

i love my gf🥰 *remembers i don't have a gf* *blinks* *opens my eyes to find myself staring at the cave wall again* *tries to drink from my canteen but it's empty* *feels some kind of weird bug crawling up my leg* *panics and lights it on fire with my telekinetic powers* ow my leg

the more i think about it the closer to perfect justice's debut album feels. just nonstop bangers

do cybergoths vape clove juice

i'm over here decorating my tree i got ornaments on my tree rn i'm just decking my halls i'm jolly as fuck man i'm a freak

this should say relistening because i've heard it plenty of times before but also this is my first time listening on headphones and i have to say. WHAT is with this stereo mix

i need to play live shows again!!!!!!

quick ms paint redraw of my overwatch icon lol :)

trying to engineer the perfect conditions under which to play sonic 1

BIG bunny eating leafs in the yard

peanut butter oats baby

the walking pitttttsssss from the pisssss of hell

y'all know about carl sagan's meat planet

Beings - Imperium - Zephyr is one of those perfect three-song runs

hes so 🐇 today

DOLPHINS IN THE AIR

finally back to lifting the same weight i was before getting sick back in september

jesus christ dude

call me old-fashioned, but I think it’s fine if rabbits don’t like Rick & Morty