IF I WERE A BOY IS PLAYING ON THE RADIO LMAO HELLO 8TH GRADE

part of having a good day is genuinely going into it with the mindest of "it will be a good day" like bad things can happen but it's easier to handle it when you're determined to make the day good

today will be a good day i think

just you wait: one day it will beccome public knowledge that Chris Pratt is in fact a dog who is being fed oatmeal by his handlers

GOOD MORNING (to the faithful only)

A well deserved shower after training 🧢🚿 #kylegazgarrick #cod

i have to inform everyone that i don't actually work at raytheon and if anyone thinks i do then thank you for thinking i have the credentials required for that level of soul-selling

LITERALLY ME

the nonbinary war criminals at raythethon industries

coworker gave me a couple of stickers they're AI but i don't think she knows they are and it was also nice of her to give them to me so i said i'd put them on my locker at work 👁️👄👁️👍 another successful day at raytheon

groverhaus: the movie

CUNOESSE - Do it, f****t! SET ME FREE!

Name a TV show you’re positive no one remembers but you. i have never heard a single person talk about this ever also funny that it says "starring noah wyle" up there when it's connor jessup on the poster

Me sowing: yayyyyy weeeee hehehe yayyy Me reaping: oh my god yayyyyyyy!!!! It grew yayyy hahaha!

Only 16% of Americans believe AI will have a positive impact on society

hey scrote what's shakin

Important

overall today was p good was not as tired as usual when i got home

I don't think using fiction as an avatar for your own wish fulfiment is invalid but it is weird to me that it seems to have become normalized that the point of fiction is wish fulfiment. And by weird I mean an intentional shift to make art a product of consumer gratification first and foremost.

Well, that was a fucking ride.

i have spent more on this ereader than it's worth a battery replacement was $30 and this cord is $13 and god knows what i will be doing with it next (probably softmodding it so it can display cyrillic letters, but that doesn't cost money) total investment including initial cost has been $49

the amazing digital circumcision

bad news, i had to spend $13

how many times do i have to buy this same power supply before i stop having to buy it

i am constantly losing power supplies

But that's enough about Britain

i will not stand for "larp" becoming the new "poser". there is nothing in this world that requires more genuine unbridled passion in the face of people calling you a total nerd than live-action roleplay

CHECK THIS OUT I AM SCREAMING

its_been_awhile_staind.mp4

we're in heck (vet office)

fox buying roku and flooding its locked-in service with right wing garbage is going to do tremendous damage to over-60s and it's not something this government will regulate so i think it's incumbent on people my age to set their parents up with a proper streaming box and lessons on how to use it

oooo franky is the fuckin wizard (thanks to @yuzubee.bsky.social for this one!)

there are no "real" new yorkers. "new york" was invented in 1624 by the dutch west india company to sell rice pudding to tourists

"Private equity firm LongRange Capital is buying Pizza Hut" And that will be the last we ever hear from Pizza Hut

Finished Rose Not sure how much this is her, but it’s close enough #oc #oakwoods

gn!!!! ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა

my chud cat keeps sleeping on the couch or the floor or anywhere but near me is she cheating on me

"why dont you ship-" it doesnt move my heart or my boner idk what to tell you. i dont choose where i end up.

if you sleep then you can wake up

palace theater, canton, ohio, 1988

i've never met a self-described "nonsharing" or "selective sharing" selfshipper who didn't turn out to be completely insane

theres actually alraedy an edit button it says "delete"