post a car pic you took

i no longer wish to be on an adventure 🫩

"Can't talk now, bro. I'm ginglymoding."

perhaps sleep

no but what about acabing my dick and ass? what's the deal with that. why do you want to have sex with me

2.1K follower special AMA in comments

Keep fighting the good fight. Protect your neighbors. Love the snow and FUCK ICE.

silent hill time

The Surprising Physics behind Mommy

I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.

They look heavy, let me hold them for you beautiful #thebandghost #art #Fraterimperator

to non-americans: it is not just a meme. this is bad.

NAH FUCK THE RITUAL IDGAF ABOUT THAT SHIT ANYMORE I JUST DON'T WANT A NEW ICE AGE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAFFLE HOUSE CLOSED IN MY CITY WHAT NO NO NO I WANT TO GO HOME OMG

Just so everyone is aware, as a promotion in 1984, Wendy's produced terrifying, photorealistic carboard masks of Clara Peller, aka the "Where's the Beef?" lady

???

One of my fav genre of posts is "I dreamed about this kind of food/dish and so I tried to make it." i.e: king's hand or "the big mamdani"

the way we would all scream for tobias as though he is an actual different guy if he walked offstage as perpetua and came back as copia i keep thinking about this concept like i have faith in the strength of our collective suspension of disbelief

no bro haha don't cut your foreskin off you're so sexy

Hey friends happy Friday!! It’s hard when life doesn’t go the way you wanted it to sometimes, and your feelings are so valid! Allow yourself to feel whatever emotions you have and give yourself and others grace and kindness, yeah? We’ll get through this! I love you all ❤️❤️

Hey friends happy Sunday!! No matter what, you’re so special, and you matter so much to so many people! It doesn’t matter what your status is or how much you do or make; you’re a person which makes you worthy of kindness and respect. Don’t forget that! I love you all ❤️❤️

I think it's cool how everything I say is stained with angelic truth. shame about the rest of it, though

Seeking a Sunbeam #art #illustration #painting #cat 🎨

THEY HAVE WALMART IN CHINA? WHY HOW HOW MANY COUNTRIES HAVE WE INFESTED WITH THIS FILTH

a top ten meme

Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today? _______________________________ 🔹The McRib is back!(Lie) 🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten) 👉The McRib is back!(Seduce) 🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)

castlevania missed the opportunity to have carmilla kiss a woman

NEHEMIAH DE LA BROUILLARD IS LADY TREMAINE CUNT

THIS IS IT

if noise is an indicator of lack of intelligence maybe these sigma male geniuses should shut the fuck up?

i have a blocklist the contains anyone with 1k+ followers who uncritically posts/reposts AI stuff sometimes it makes allowances for accidents in certain cases, but sometimes i say "your stupidity is too dangerous to be given a chance" and just put them on there no matter what

i am the biggest fan of this guy you don't understand bishop nehemiah de la brouillard, i am in your walls

“ V ” #papavperpetua #thebandghost

my messaging app is pretty jazzed about this huh

damn the feds must have found out that picrew pfps are a red flag on wrecker posts. now they're cosplaying as adult bluey fans.

My friend served her cat a pancake this morning.

one saucy cardinal #ghost #thebandghost #ghostfanart #cardinalcopia

ok but i got the gheer tho so...

guhhh i wANT TO GO HOME TOBIAS FORGE IS MY OPP

ITS A SIN #art #digitalart #thebandghost #thebandghostart #thebandghostfanart #fraterimperator

OH @better-off-dead7.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

just had a ton of fun with some random ghesties and i picked up so much gheer

meeting up with a stranger to get some gheer 👁️👄👁️

seems like DHS agents figured the last street murder would scare people off- instead its gotten thousands of people off the couch and into the street a whole fortnight of them yelling at day to day people, "you want us to do that to you, too?" and ordinary folks retorting "do what? say it coward"

I am one of the editors on the job today. I had to watch the video. You don't. Extant descriptions are accurate.