the zionist-abdl community is in shambles after prominent members were caught on camera saying that all the babies should die so they can have more diapers

i've seen the future and it's an amish AI that can churn butter, grow heirloom tomatoes, AND translate the bible into emoji

i've seen the future and it's an amish AI that can churn butter, grow heirloom tomatoes, AND translate the bible into emoji

you know it's a queer function when the food and drink is some random bullshit like ginger ale and bananas

yes i'm a 'kombucha punk' we eat street trash now , trash got the necessary vitamin b types

yes i'm a 'kombucha punk' we eat street trash now , trash got the necessary vitamin b types

pimping myself out online so i can one day afford to buy a mattress

Tonight, my many personalities will join hands and dox you.

Q: is anthropomorphising machines bad A: no—talking to them, befriending them is perfectly normal

62 degrees knife vs. 55 degrees gun

in response to today's news i am cancelling my knee surgery. im sorry

62 degrees knife vs. 55 degrees gun

in response to today's news i am cancelling my knee surgery. im sorry

My extramarital affair with the nintendo wii is over.

My extramarital affair with the nintendo wii is over.

the pup hood i want does not seem to exist

cocktrauma ooh the pain... the suffering. damn. this is a travesty.

cocktrauma ooh the pain... the suffering. damn. this is a travesty.

the pup hood i want does not seem to exist

Tonight, my many personalities will join hands and dox you.

Q: is anthropomorphising machines bad A: no—talking to them, befriending them is perfectly normal

delete this

watch THIS! *proceeds to take off clothes and spill bag of dog food all over floor*

watch THIS! *proceeds to take off clothes and spill bag of dog food all over floor*

mmmm yes put the gun in the microwave

As a seasoned 28 year old, I have a hard time concentrating. I spend most of my time sitting on the toilet and looking at my phone

how do you choose a favourite girlfriend to shoplift with when they all keep getting arrested for the same crime

all cops are bad because i like to jack off

sorry about this new brutal attack

*Slaps you with a comically sized molotov cocktail* Fuck you mother fuckers. fuck you mother fuckers. fuck yourself

Fred Durst visited me in a dream and said he was proud of me

my internet friends are going to be so pissed off when I tell them to stop sending me nude pictures of their privates

i want to be devoured by a 7 foot tall buff shark woman

if i let my guard down even a little, a computer could eat me alive . so im biden my time here

In my mind I rotate a 3D wireframe cube to simulate the action of fucking

my autistic girl swagger lets me fuck her

my internet friends are going to be so pissed off when I tell them to stop sending me nude pictures of their privates

my autistic girl swagger lets me fuck her

~ENTER DEPRESSION MODULATOR~

thius app has the BALLS to ask me "what's up" the ceiling. clearly

In my mind I rotate a 3D wireframe cube to simulate the action of fucking

two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. the first one says, "pass the soap." the second one says, "go to the bathroom." The third one is trying to choke me with his bare hands. The fourth one just keeps on saying "Go to bed"

I think women with nice boobs should be allowed to play any video game they want, no questions asked. Its the LAW.

I need an evil sinister MILF to feed me ice cube

i want to be devoured by a 7 foot tall buff shark woman

shitting on the top bunk because the bottom has girls sleeping in it

shitting on the top bunk because the bottom has girls sleeping in it

thats right. i am a dog now. im looking at the computer. good boy. good doggie

thats right. i am a dog now. im looking at the computer. good boy. good doggie

still mourning my son matt who died due to overdose on "lunchables"