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Everyone loves me, but I am an Anti-social Shithead who eats bugs and lives in a cardboard box"

i no longer believe in the theory that girls are born with "little brains". i now believe that girls have "G" brains

gay wolves: the greatest fucking challenge of your adult life.

gay wolves: the greatest fucking challenge of your adult life.

i no longer believe in the theory that girls are born with "little brains". i now believe that girls have "G" brains

broke: studying economics. woke: screaming at a bar graph until it changes

3 am megamind introspection binge

broke: studying economics. woke: screaming at a bar graph until it changes

3 am megamind introspection binge

"It’s called fashion honey" I say, donning a pair of jeans

"It’s called fashion honey" I say, donning a pair of jeans

ten dollar monthly subscription to shadow the hedgehog gif

feeling absolutely fucked by how many different birds exist.

feeling absolutely fucked by how many different birds exist.

ten dollar monthly subscription to shadow the hedgehog gif

Everyone loves me, but I am an Anti-social Shithead who eats bugs and lives in a cardboard box"

I'm a girl and I'm so sorry but I have to piss on the floor because the toilet is broken

im sick of holding this yard sale. people keep trying to buy my bones. you cant have these, these are mine.

im sick of holding this yard sale. people keep trying to buy my bones. you cant have these, these are mine.

felt god wrap his loving arms around me the second i opened my big bag of doritos locos tacos in the back pew

captain picard forcibly uploads Shrek onto the holodeck computer, instantly ascends to the rank of emperor of the galaxy

on that progesterone-induced autism spectrum

The American Dream" is a myth perpetuated by the media to justify our endless wars against our fellow humans. It is an illusion that we can achieve anything without being "American"

on that progesterone-induced autism spectrum

hey google play thong song but in the harmonic minor scale or else i cant get turned on

hey google play thong song but in the harmonic minor scale or else i cant get turned on

Here’s how to avoid appropriating French culture: - Use the toilet

The Trans Pope can teleport via use of his own legs

my faggotry increases. I had stuff tied around my neck all night and I liked it

my faggotry increases. I had stuff tied around my neck all night and I liked it

the chinese did 9/11 with chopsticks. they pried the beams apart one grain of rice at a time

the chinese did 9/11 with chopsticks. they pried the beams apart one grain of rice at a time

when ant man shrunk and got inside the twin towers,,,he caused 9/11 ACCIDENT. not cool homie

The post-9/11 urge to suck George W. Bush's toes for national security reasons is a real thing that I definitely don't have.

when ant man shrunk and got inside the twin towers,,,he caused 9/11 ACCIDENT. not cool homie

cannibalism is cool, but how can we possibly enjoy it if it's just for laughs?

please help my Sonic OC will not kiss, she has died on the eve of Pride

god just wants all your favorite brands to burn in an incinerator

please help my Sonic OC will not kiss, she has died on the eve of Pride

The Trans Pope can teleport via use of his own legs

150 gallons of hot male bonding broth plz..somebody touchin my spaghet

Garfield the cat. That's right - THATS RIGHT i know what hes doing and whats going on

Here’s how to avoid appropriating French culture: - Use the toilet

I want a dog to slap the shit out of me with its big greasy paws. I deserve it for being such a stinky little worm.

"Bark! Bark!" Said the puppygirl, as she ran out of ammo at me

The 8 genders are 1) Normal 2) Gay 3) Straight 4) Bisexual 5) Genderless 6) Homosexual 7) Asexual 8) Transgender 9) Disabled 10) Pregnant 11) Diabetic 12) Heterosexual 13) Fucked 14) Un

The 8 genders are 1) Normal 2) Gay 3) Straight 4) Bisexual 5) Genderless 6) Homosexual 7) Asexual 8) Transgender 9) Disabled 10) Pregnant 11) Diabetic 12) Heterosexual 13) Fucked 14) Un

gamer girl gf? no thanks, I want a steakhouse steakhouse steakhouse steakhouse steakhouse. my sissy

"Transgenderizing" my posts