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it is lovely to sit on the step in the cold and dark with someone huddled near you stroking the hair back from your neck in the biting wind sharing headphones listening to the songs of our youth ready to take on the future whatever the cost pain melting away to smiles in the dark my stupid mittens

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ooh waw*peanut* *peanut*

I feel much much better

happy sigh oh Rex Manning you glorious twat

I feel all this pent up rage and I turned to Skips and said "Is it actually cool if we stop watching Twin Peaks I don't think I can handle this much violence right now..." and he immediately. IMMEDIATELY says "agreed! let's watch something fun! Is Empire Records streaming anywhere?" and I'm... 🥺😮🤭😁

I don't get mad when someone is bad at noticing treasure I just keep on being treasure joy is directional I just head towards where there's light I'll never dim the sun so someone else can nap I deserve all the good things and I get them, one way or another 🥰 anyway so do you, so keep going, babes

hoo go Hawks they been winning every game but they been playing like they want to give us a heart attack so I was a bit worried when they were going up against a good team like tonight but they pulled it off big D tonight really really big D

was a cold day and rainy by the end but got a lot of work done together, talked to a lot of people home and hot showered and watching Twin Peaks the Return with a friend and keeping an eye on that Seahawks score also. a pizza

the big losers in this blessed new age of polyamory will be dogshit men and they will deserve it

without pants, she dances

hey kids so as someone who has been organizing with the union for some years now let me just drop this quickly there's no instruction manual there are no promises and no guarantees that's not how life works you've been promised a safety that was never real and ffs don't show your enemy the playbook

holy hold my beer

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okay I got some folks to meet and some action to action lfg

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motherboy, not today look, I hope your wiener gets what it wants and your life trajectory already looks like you'll die alone as an old man jerking off to young women online so. all according to plan, lil buddy

don't miss a single day whisper it to me before I fall asleep

sometimes you wake up after a lovely night and have to run directly towards the danger

Julie is the only one who understands me

my screen won't load the pictures but I just heard this in DND chat: Damian, DM: she actually turns around. "oh, hello." Jacob: wow Danielle: she's cute Justin, contentedly resigned: I'm a furry now.

I'd be okay if all Tarantino movies disappeared suddenly forever and nobody remembered them and he didn't exist it's not a sacrifice I'm also cool never seeing Leo DiCaprio again whenever anyone brings him up I'll be like "wait didn't he die back in 2021" for my own amusement

Y'ALLLLLLLLLLLLLOL I SAW THE MOVIE POSTER FOR ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER WHICH IS A MOVIE I'VE NEVER HEARD OF AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS JACK BLACK ON THE POSTER IT'S LEO DICAPRIO

surrender to her (now you repent) her bloodline is damnation divine (damnation you'll find)

is the devil still wearing prada or is it cool for us to wear now

I don't want to be a strong woman I want to be strong I want to be powerful I want to be my own whole self I want to destroy the patriarchy and all that upholds it I want everyone to be free

dear diary why you such a bitch

me watching any movie or TV show where a woman is portrayed as insane or evil: "No wait let her cook. I don't care who she murdered she probably had a really good reason"

oh man I got a free ticket to the Housemaid ugh I suppose I could review it

that's interesting I've been reading theories about the Grand Budapest hotel and how Zero and Agatha's relationship is considered an asexual one and I find that potentially really strong representation of ace relationships, especially for people who don't understand asexuals in relationships at all

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Hiring Manager: It says here that you had the juice from 2022-2024. What happened after that?

there's no point in arguing with or trying to convince people who cannot hear the drums

once I cast “holy light” it’s over for you liches

você é tão bonita 🥰

hi I'm men

did you think I was kidding

a romantic evening in watching all of the Shrek movies

I have to eat my beans now

leaving my buttprint on the world

lol I just walked by a woman in the deli saying "oh! do you have ranch?" to go with her chicken lady. this is america. You can get a house made of ranch

angel

oh good I was a year of the horse baby let's. giddyup

"What kind of cake are we having??"

Getting set up for my mom's birthday tomorrow