me & another ace coworker in fresh cut this morning with the radio on listening to throwback American Top 40 from the 80s & Casey comes to the request & it's a guy who wants to tell his "platonic" girlfriend something & me & Elaine are shouting & laughing "DUDE NO DON'T SHOOT YOUR SHOT ON THE RADIO"

damn bbg are u a courier 4 the mojave express cuz u could shoot me in the head VATS style any day

now that big boss is gone I should really do that final dance scene like at the end of Saltburn in my store

she said that she actually did

if I ran for cutie would you vote for me

I've had enough of this woke shit* *my alarm

holy shit Christopher Lloyd was 47 in the original Back to the Future that's how old I am now I need to up my hair and fashion game

Down forbidden streets I talk with Every single step I walk with All the lovers in the world

YES and I decided to go run some errands and I got to see a TRAIN!

lol sometimes I find myself back in the same places doing the same things November 13, 2017 - November 8, 2025

sometimes when my motivation is low, I just go out there's sunshine out there I went to the park I saw a dad skateboarding alongside his young son on a bike an older couple allowed a much older gentleman to throw toys to their exuberantly happy brindle Dutch shepherds everyone said hello when passed

🎶 everything I think I know is just static on the radio 🎶

at the grocery store, some bosses track our grocery workers by piecework; you had to move so many items per hour or get written up, didn't matter if the items were easy or fiddly our checkers are timed, those who don't get numbers up within their trial period are let go and no OT allowed

Also I bet the workers would have more energy to have natural interactions with customers if you stopped deliberately understaffing the stores!!! Just an idea!

we've let too many people online

play Pokemon GO with me I'm mustardgrabber 569831718738

Garfield used to be all about shooting people

does a poor homeless person skeeting from their cellphone asking for money trigger bad fin. sent. analysis? does a woman putting her abuser on blast trigger toxicity? does a POC talking about institutional violence "bum you out?" these filters are white fragility in a genie's bottle!

An obvious improvement, imho

how can you call yourself shameless when whoever eats this is going to be a 24-hour fart machine during the times they're not on the toilet 26 g of fiber and 8 g of sugar alcohols holy shit I get a solid 30 g of fiber a day but I've built up to it this could destroy anyone else oh well. yolo

HUNDO BABY 💫

Post you from a different era 1994

beans hell yeah

came home from work. tired. fed up with this world. and what have they been doing while I’m away?? milking all the Tide pods into a bottle.

play Pokemon GO with me I'm mustardgrabber 569831718738

I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name He did this six times Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel

okay let's fuckin go then

TURN AROUND

stop adding protein to everything🎶 it tastes like ass🎶 the bad kind🎶 I love protein too🎶 eat beans🎶 get fibre🎶

idc I posted this before prolly several times I'm just joyfully drowning in these harmonies as I dance 💫💕✨

become like cat do not fear taking up space space already occupied? cat don't care

we all yearn to take to the sea for the same reason to become crab

whimsicott is my new favourit

someday I want to marry a girl like her

I don't like this hot honey trend It's not hot enough or sweet enough

it's... vanilla coke

crying at the realization this is the SECOND time i’ve had this exact response to one of your posts

lol this isn't even on our shelves yet but our vendors came and set it aside to merchandise it and I walked by with my box knife and yoink Don't ask me what it tastes like for about an hour, I just stuck it in my produce cooler

reincarnation is when you come back as an instant breakfast

bf Heather was leaving & I waved & sang out "BYE BITCH" & the bible study old boys were RIGHT THERE & one said "that wasn't very family friendly." & I said "girl whatever I'm not on the clock" & one guy leans over & says "I think she called you a girl" like. sorry I misgendered the pope or whatever

I FORGOR MY SANDWICH [RAGE]

Meg White Forever

blocking anyone who says Meg White is a terrible drummer

do you kinda like water do you kinda like banana do you like the flavor of banana but not too strong, like in water form then have I got a drink for you okay weirdly I actually enjoyed this and I would drink it again. on purpose. but I'm weird tagging in esteemed pals @charloh.online

oh I have GOT to know

a customer kind of grumbled at me when she saw me pick up a paper mushroom bag and put it back on the stack of fresh ones, saying that was dirty I turned and stared at her for a solid 4 seconds and then said "wait til you find out what mushrooms are grown in."

The first flying squirrel probably made their mom really worried

look. argue all you want about the premise being foolish, doesn't reflect reality, whatever. but if I saw a dog play basketball as good as Air Bud, by God i'd let him play

Toby, who is 15 & taller than me, went trick or treating this year, and I was happy with how kind people were to the older kids Toby just mentioned to me how many years lost to COVID that there was NO trick or treating for that age group and I'm glad my community seems to get that

WHAT IF I MADE EVERY COOKIE IN THE CHRISTMAS COOKIE MAGAZINE