Fun fact: We are now closer to each other than we are to the first moon landing

Excited to put more of my posts into drafts now that it’s here

Kinda ironic how Scorsese put a rat running across the screen at the end of The Departed. That apartment looked pretty fancy, and rats aren’t really known for climbing up railings. He could have highlighted Matt Damon as being traitor and done some good with the moment but he chose degeneracy

This is actually pretty smart. Most homes lack adequate storage and fast charging ports in their entryways. You can charge your phone outside on dry days with this move.

Imposter syndrome but it’s just me saying im a poster to anyone who’ll listen.

it feels so crazy to see people keep saying that bad bunny actually gave his grammy to liam ramos during the halftime show because that was clearly a completely different kid

Shout out to America, all the Americas.

I wonder what some crusty old white guy thinks about the halftime show

My apes!

Good luck today football fans!

Saying goodbye to today with a little visit from my friend (generic) Nyquil

Blink twice if your eyes are itchy

I can handle a few things at the same time, but not if i have to keep them airborne

My kids have better snacks than i do.

I do this and make a cool guttural sound when i have an inner ear itch.

This post is for all the people out there reading posts

“What year is it?!”

Celebrating Friday with a flooded basement 😎

People used to brag about drinking from hoses

My hands. They suffer.

Introduce yourself with 5 songs: 1. Some of them were Superstitious - Midlake 2. Dog Park - Minus the Bear 3. Mantea is Repeated - Spirit of the Beehive 4. Bless this Mess - David Bazan 5. Nighttime Drive - Jay Som

Giggles was the case that they gave me

What a cozy show. Great to watch during the winter months.

Explaining a website to an American:

I talked with the owner of Modern Times, one of my favorite spots in Minneapolis, about making the entire menu free for everyone (except ICE) until ICE leaves the city.

Gamers rise up

D'you ever get a stupid idea in your head and then you can't do anything else until you get it out? 🎣

My spirit care bear would be Eclair Bear because cannoli doesnt rhyme and eclairs are pretty good still.

There’s got to be some resources to help drop amazon. Like a catalog of places to get things that you would usually get from amazon. Kinda tricky when amazon still delivers for other online store fronts

Me suggesting: yeah, here’s the answer. That’ll do it. Me existing: ok, yeah. I don’t really know anything.

My son is home sick today and we are chilling to an impressive degree. The cozy levels are off the charts.

I wonder if tall people appreciate how high their fives are.

This is the brave little toaster today. Feel old yet?

The best defense against a MITM (man in the middle) attack is to attack him from all sides

Glad they made protein legal again so i can finally vape that shitt

kitten fishing with his grandfather

I wish it was spamopticon instead 😢

The sun: Gaze upon me and behold my glory. Me: i shan’t look away

Big answers and even bigger questions 👇👇👇👇

Getting the last post in before we start it all over again tomorrow

I see you, i hear you (me during a zoom call)

You telling me a clock worked this orange?

Having hiccups as an adult should qualify me for financial compensation

It puts the dishes in the sink or i become the grink

My life would have been very different if i landed that kickflip in middle school.

Cool series. Excited to watch again.

Kimchi is so damg good

Hey so a bunch of us got together and decided that things could be a lot better, in general.

catherine o’hara was absolutely god-tier at harmonization, first of all, and then the fact that she performed this number in character, with all those subtle expressions and moments, is just…fuck. a once-in-a-lifetime talent

Mister Rogers was always deep.