You know it’s the future when there’s sparkly pillowcases and bedding.

Listen, there's SOMETHING inside that glove & hamburger meat is the *best* case scenario

what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.

Finley (the ginger gentleman cuddling his sister Paiten) brought in a complete slice of pizza, then went straight back outside and returned with a second slice. Up to that point, unquestionably the happiest night of his life.

The best thing about having a cat is when he’ll walk in the room carrying a slice of ham but you don’t have any ham in the house. Where’d you get the ham little guy?

NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

The act applies to every Pennsylvanian, but is especially impactful to Black men and, particularly, women who have been discouraged from or marginalized by wearing natural or protective styles at school or in their places of work.

Full-length TNG film based on that dream I had once, where (rather than being stabbed in the back during a bar fight) Captain Picard lost his original heart because of a Rollerblading accident

guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right

Not me bursting into tears because the guy at the grocery store is buying 40 cans of Fancy Feast turkey and gravy for his feral cat rescue Thanksgiving dinner 🥹

anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry

Rodents of unusual charisma

I just gotta say… I’m taking North American large rodentia over any other continent’s. Beavers, groundhogs, prairie dogs, gophers, muskrats, porcupines… we got it going on. Hats off to our pudgy mammal kings.

Big news! The groundhog is back at my sister's and she gave him a plum

We bought the puppy a bathrobe for after her baths and I have never made a better purchase.

BREAKING: This is huge news, the EU's equivalent of the 🇺🇸Supreme Court's 2015 Obergefell v. Hodges ruling. 🇪🇺Court of Justice just ruled all 🇪🇺countries must recognise same-sex marriages granted in other member states. This effectively legalises gay marriage across 🇪🇺

Page One in Cincinnati: “.. I need to be able to look my grandkids in the eye and say I did not remain silent.” #ICE

What time do you get in?

The senators are angered by Schumer & Gillibrand's lack of endorsement of Zohran Mamdani, and their handling of open seat Senate races. They believe leadership is quietly pushing donors toward specific candidates: Angie Craig in Minnesota, Haley Stevens in Michigan, and Janet Mills in Maine.

"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

Next in the Recovered Books series from @bhousepress.bsky.social: Makeshift, Sarah Campion's 1940 novel about the journey of Charlotte Herz, a German Jewish woman, from 1919 through the Weimar republic, the rise of the Nazis, and her journey in search of a new home.

don’t forget to think about cranberry bog spiders today

I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon

Unemployment among Black women is now at 7.5% — rising for the third straight month. I'm in Boston today to sound the alarm and discuss how we can address the impact of this crisis in Massachusetts and beyond. www.facebook.com/share/v/17jv...

I accidentally transferred Roth IRA money using my checking account instead of my savings account & then almost had a heart attack when I got a text from my bank that was like "Hey dumbass, your account is overdrawn by $6,000"

🎁 For this holiday season, consider gifting COLOR TASTE TEXTURE! It’s a great primer for people of all ages with little to no experience cooking. If you have some neurodivergent friends and family, or parents of littles, they might love this! It’s not just a cookbook, it’s a new approach to food. 🎁

we need to run 10 more op eds about how dems are out of touch with regular people while republicans are publicly beefing with prominent astronauts

(ten seconds before being uninvited from thanksgiving) it turns out the tshirt cannon i got on ebay *can* be modified for hard-boiled eggs

she is also ready for “let’s circle back after the holidays” season

Rest in Power to Mother Viola Ford Fletcher. 111 years, the oldest survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Massacre. She never got the justice she deserved www.fox23.com/news/mother-...

historic levels of leopards eating faces

The destruction of the federal government disproportionately affects black women. The federal civil service has long been a good career option because of the strong equal opportunity enforced in the civil service that has historically blunted the double discrimination that black women face.

@thekatriarch.bsky.social A very happy birthday to you!! 🎂🎂🎂🎂

Same, Terumaru, same.

I actually completed all of my attorney CLE early this year, instead of doing my usual thing where I suddenly remember around Christmas that I need to do 24 hours' worth by New Year's. Please clap!!

There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.

bolsanaro reportedly upset about going to prison because it’s taking him away from his true passion, going to the hospital

MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs

seems needlessly rude

FYI, if you're doing a small Thanksgiving, Trader Joe's has these half-turkey breasts now (about 3.5 lbs) that are already seasoned and fully cooked that you just have to heat up I'm going for Minimal Effort Holidays 🥂

I graduated college the year of the big dot com bust and was like "Well, I guess I don't have anything better to do than go to law school"

not now, novel bird flu! edition.cnn.com/2025/11/21/h...

All of Bluesky this morning:

"Guys, seriously, get your own lawyer if you need it. Elon’s great, but you need to watch your own back.” What happened to DOGE after Musk left. www.politico.com/news/magazin...