My sister rescued a new pom. He's inbred and his name is Sandwich

It's the weekend, baby

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I finally ordered that new set of dishes that I've been mulling over for ~15 years 😄

Vinay Prasad has been an a noxious influence on public health and drug regulation. Good riddance. UCSF should not take him back. He should wander in the wilderness forever. www.cnn.com/2026/03/06/h...

The Greenville Eight protested library discrimination in 1960. Their fight and others like them are a legacy that continues to play out now. bookriot.com/the-greenvil...

New York Attorney General Letitia James is investigating the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a Blind Rohingya refugee who died in the cold streets of Buffalo days after Border Patrol dumped him without coordinating with his family or lawyers.

The US army corps of engineers is considering, right now, what would be the largest destruction of coral reefs in US history. To make a port slightly bigger. People know this, right? www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi... 🧪🦑🌎

I am demanding that the Democrats invite Mullin’s accusers to testify about this weirdo behavior in painstaking detail. I want charts. Expert witnesses. Reenactments. via @samthielman.com www.mediaite.com/politics/mar...

True Art

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

I literally spend all day waiting for the alert that’s like the tariffs are so over, the good sunscreen is here for you again.

You also forgot we can't get the good sunscreen anymore

“When I think about navigating the start of the year here, especially in our hometown in Minneapolis, the thing that we have kept front and center every single day is the safety of our team.” – Target CEO Michael Fiddelke

My daughter reported that the ICE presence outside her school during recess last week involved ICE officers sitting IN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK. And this wasn't kids misinterpreting. We had an email from the school the day it happened; we just didn't get the ice cream detail in the email.

I'm unsure how people really think people were downplaying a virus that can kill you, make you go blind, wipe out your immune system for years, and oh yeah come back and kill you a decade after you thought you'd shaken it.

Please sir, may I gruelmax today?

If Charles Dickens were alive today it’s the sort of line that would be in one of his treasured novels

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

Today I got to meet a white raven at a wildlife rescue center! This is Opal 💗

In The Loop (dir. Iannucci, 2009)

these craven fucks are lower than dirt. dogshit opposition party

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there. They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

i love when transphobic democrats are publicly humiliated in primary elections. i want to harvest their tears & drink them as an electrolyte beverage.

We did some mock assignments for work recently so they could give us feedback on our writing styles, etc. I was actually looking forward to getting some pointers on how to improve, but I got mine back and they just said "Excellent analysis" and "Excellent work here" 😄

oh he's "out" of his "job"

1. In an incredible public outpouring of support, trans girl scouts on our girl scout cookie list have sold over 330,000 boxes of cookies. Parents report to us that they are in tears from the support. Subscribe to support our journalism.

Former LA Times managing editor @sarayasin.bsky.social launches The Key, a new publication about Palestine that will be "a home for journalists who have had their stories spiked in mainstream outlets." Her opening essay is worth every second of your time: www.thekeymagazine.com/p/western-jo...

[Exit Murderer.]

A lot of you are saying pretty negative stuff about Markwayne but I respect the man for writing Tom Sawyer

I think it was George Orwell who said you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't finger the nostrils of your colleagues and spouses

I understand what these words mean when these words get put together but I don't understand how these words could possibly be together.

CNN: Approval for President Trump's East Wing ballroom project – from a government commission that oversees planning for federal buildings and land in the nation's capital – is delayed after it received over 32,000 comments from the public overwhelmingly opposing the construction.

What sucks is when you have to get that much plastic surgery for your job but you get fired and they don’t let you return your face to the store

This is amazing; am watching on C-SPAN3. If she had a staff member who liked her, that person would've walked up to her 15 minutes ago to whisper in her ear to get out of there. But no one is protecting her. Any one of these attendees can break the news to her on live tv.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

Letting Kristi Noem give a press conference before she realizes she’s fired is a pretty hardcore start to white history month

lmk when the plane lands

Currently infatuated with Bundle, a cat at the rescue who genuinely loves attention and being pet but has resting "I've just seen a ghost" face

PSA: I impulse purchased the new Trader Joe's toasted coconut mini cake and it is NOT GOOD, do not buy! 👎

JUST IN: A federal judge has barred Gov DeSantis from designating CAIR as a terrorist organization and punish those who associate with the group. “Once again, Florida chooses political posturing over the First Amendment,” Judge Walker writes. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

BREAKING on MS NOW: The House Oversight Committee just voted to subpoena Pam Bondi as part of the panel's Epstein investigation. The vote was 24-19. 5 Republicans voted in favor.

this should be the end of the Gavin Newsom 2028 discussion. the party has spoken, full stop

my first book (2020) was about online neonazis and my second book (2024) was about christian theocrats. they gained strength, voltronned and became a government. my third book (2027) is going to be a history of notable sandwiches so i hope this means we will be governed by sandwichocracy

Good morning! Yes, this is he

This checks out 👍