I washed and dried my car by hand AND sanded out the rusty spots for painting prep AND did a paint touch-up on the chips and flakes. And now I’m doing laundry

Heard snoring and looked around to see this.

[codec chime]

Long Peach

and scene

~ October 3 ~ 382: Roman Emperor Theodosius the Great concludes a peace treaty with the Goths.

existential crisis at the drive-thru

A cartoon from my new book, 'Physics for Cats'. Out next week: www.tomgauld.com

The Japanese Mario 64 official strategy guide is an incredible thing. "Can we make little hand-made dioramas of all the levels?" "Sure, why the hell not."

This rooster, by nature of being pedigreed, somehow escapes classification as poultry? Yet he struts around and demands chicken-type amenities, and awakens the farm noisily at dawn as he pleases? Curious.

Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world

They’re telling you what they worship.

When the camera pans around outside and there’s like 100 people chasing him. An absolutely perfect moment in antifascist cinema.

really enjoying all the people trying to explain the bible to the pope today

Goochland Restaurant Goochland, VA

Got some car wash supplies, including two of those microfiber wash mitts. Dunkin appreciates the new bed.

now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"

heck da police

Once again, I relate to Jonah very personally.

Someone needs to explain to normies that the plan to “Make America Healthy Again” works by killing the sick people.

This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important

Ramius trained most of their officer corps, which would put him in a position to select men willing to help him. He's not Russian. He's Lithuanian by birth, raised by his grandfather, a fisherman. And he has no children, no ties to leave behind. And today is the first anniversary of his wife's death

Nice sunset tonight.

doing it right before they stop getting paid was also a great feat of planning and strategy

This administration has again and again revealed itself to be in philosophical agreement with the greatest monsters of the 20th century: the New York Yankees

I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.

watched like three seconds of Hegseth and woo call him the Secretary of War cause my boy is bombing hard

america about to become the first country where civilian gov't is overthrown by the military due to acute embarrassment

Nessie swimming toward the Bahamas

I still think about this Onion headline *at least* 10-15 times a week

He has cast down the mighty from their thrones

Quite the satellite image today! Imelda gaining strength over the Bahamas while Humberto lurks to its east. Some of the outflow from Imelda is hooking up with a front along the East Coast, drawing clouds thru DC. When does this all scoot away? Details at CWG.live

time for the tweet again

Suburban police standing up to Fed cops is a development I did not see coming, definitely reflects how DEEPLY unpopular the ICE aggression is/has become. Attn: all “kitchen table issue” Dems, bc this sure seems like something ppl are talking about at the dinner table.

Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’ https://theonion.com/report-83-of-americans-just-want-to-put-on-sunglasses-1826567879/

I paused this to get up and do some chores. Sat down and unpaused it to hear Spencer immediately say "- when somebody farts at the 35 yard line. And the THIRD thing that's made Bret Bielema this successful? A pair of of BALLS." This is why I subscribe.

leaf party :>

A reminder that you don’t have to do this. You don’t have to do things that you know are wrong.

You could replace all the Muslim/Middle Eastern names here with "O'Malley" and such, then replace the references to mosques with contempt for cathedrals, parochial schools, or convents and thus basically reproduce word for word the screeching of American anti-catholics in the 1830s-40s, its amazing.

the Command & Conquer series is 30 years old today we so have an excuse to share this iconic moment with Tim Curry

Help, I randomly came across this Instagram video for an animal rescue where they put on a giant bird head to feed baby ravens and I'm dying

#birdbot

All hail Melon Bun

It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.

logging on

When I saw it real time it was the closest I’ve ever felt to an NFL official