This Pope is a mood

Just going to leave this here.

Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents! Vessel with rodents!

Home and eating Night Ham

Happy Easter from the ER! 🙃

Happy Easter

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

Jesus to Mary Magdalene

heard you talking shit

hey so does anyone know why we’re getting a Chainsmokers concert before the game

TIL

Frantic nurse: We're losing him! Doctor who thinks irritating pessimism is savvy: You're a fool to think we ever had him

It is that time when I open up the website of the florist my mother likes and, before picking out mother's day flowers for her, stop to investigate the "for men" section to see what's new in Manly Flowers. This year they are offering: swordfish bouquet.

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Cherry blossom horseshoe crab 🌸

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

“Hey boss I gotta go home. Yeah, I read a comic about a turtle and it’s making me feel a lot”

This quote from Apollo 14 astronaut Edgar Mitchell has been in my head the last few days

Got a big bowl of soup at the local Thai place and I can feel it restoring my mana 🙏🏼

Tapping the sign

THE NACHO HAT IS REAL AND $40 www.dallasnews.com/food/restaur...

The thing about this is: you can’t know whether a chatbot is wrong unless you either already know the answer (then why ask the question) or verify the answer from a real source (again: why ask the question instead of going to the source) The real reason for chatbots is to be a vacuum for all clicks

The fact that nobody is there to buy the produce is so telling.

UPDATE:

ITS BEAUTIFUL

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

Live YouTube stream of the Artemis II launch: www.youtube.com/live/Tf_UjBM...

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

you do not under any circumstances have to hand it to this court, but also? I am always present and seated for clowning on white supremacists

33 years ago today, Bart Simpson executed his most epic April Fool's Day prank on Homer. #TheSimpsons episode “So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show” first aired April 1, 1993.

Fun fact, most catholics get yelled at by the pope exactly zero times in their whole lives but Censures Georg here has managed it like five times in six years

Girl clam down

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

LRT: 1. Great explainer that clarified a lot of things for me 2. Used the term "jamokes", which should really be brought out more often

The Supreme Court did not strike down conversion therapy bans today. Not nationwide. Not in Colorado. Not anywhere. Here's what actually happened in Chiles v. Salazar—and why the coverage you're seeing serves the conservative legal movement more than it serves you.

I had to, sorry

🦈 🏳️‍⚧️ this Trans Day of Visibility is also THE last day of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Q1 PTKU fundraiser 100% of the money we’ve received from PTKU merch since January 1 will be donated to the fine folks at TransVisible Montana preownedairboats.com/en-usd/colle...

this is just the average Skyrim inventory check to see if any of the security guards got yeeted into the sea by a man shouting, that'll be your culprit ask any nearby chickens, they make good witnesses

I’m watching an old fan-subbed anime on YouTube (Oishinbo) and throughly enjoying it. The only wrinkle is that one of the subbers goes by something like “shitheadbuttfart”, and every time their name pops up in the credits I get very confused for a couple seconds

Big pot rice and beans, my beloved 🥰

LRT: got treated by "the chiropractic group Human Garages". pardon me, the /what/

if you watch the video it's impossible to not think about this tweet

My "We don't allow bets on assassinations and murder" ad campaign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the ad campaign

Hell is harrowed.

Furious that my staunch anti-AI beliefs have not added me to the anti-clanker list