it's so beautiful, I can see it in my mind

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Trump meeting is even funnier when you picture JD Vance getting redder and redder as he watches

Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all

Mamdani getting Trump to back down & even *compliment* him costs Mamdani absolutely nothing (& indeed actually shows his skills) & probably also saves a lot of vulnerable ppl in this city a trememndous amount of pain if it means Trump is less inclined to act shitty towards us bc of this meeting

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

When you fail a saving throw vs charisma

Innocent

A Fox News poll this week found Obamacare is more popular than Trump, either party and congressional leaders. Only 3 points below Fox's all-time high for the law reached in 2023 static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/...

Hanging out in the cover art of an algebra textbook from 1992. There's a floating cone nearby and the ground and sky are both grids but different kinds of grids. Might party with the Vitruvian Man over there later

1. Hornytein 2. Bonerol 3. Randyium 4. Hot-To-Goamine 5. Friskyflavin 6. Raunchium 7. The D

if she actually gave a shit about protecting women in sports she would’ve been loudly speaking about her own coaches but that’s not what it’s about.

NO SOLICITORS* *except birb

I love the concept of this bit, but as both a Giants fan and an environmental scientist in the state of NJ I absolutely would not eat anything grown from trace soil around MetLife Alternately: now with 100% more Jimmy Hoffa!

Mid point of a great thread on hippos.

Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

I have found the best pigeon.

Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.

"For your charcuterie board party, plan on about one ounce of cheese per person" my GUY have you ever MET CHEESE BEFORE, I would NEVER limit my friends to ONE SINGLE OUNCE OF CHEESE.

Her first film will be g rated

the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

Happy birthday to the Soviet linguist Yuri Knorozov who casually deciphered the Mayan script in 1952 and got pissed when editors removed his cat as co-author on papers or cropped her out of his author headshot (the only picture of himself he even liked)

my friends: you better not be posting the lobster hotbox again me:

A pair of snowy owls on the coast of Chicago

I find this sort of doomerism so exhausting. The House overwhelmingly voted to release the files. The Senate looks poised to do the same. This is a monumentally unpopular President. Why do we need to immediately assume the worst? It may happen, sure, but these kinds of responses are so unhelpful.

So, just to be clear, in addition to sending queer people out into the cold to starve or freeze to death, the SA also: - provides food services for ICE - provides correctional services to the carceral system - union busts They’re almost comedically evil.

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

I spoke to Rian Johnson about WAKE UP DEAD MAN. He tells the story about how Daniel Craig was almost not Benoit Blanc. How Craig will always play Benoit Blanc in future movies. And he makes a personal plea to an Oscar winning actor to be in Knives Out 4. www.indiewire.com/features/int...

I'd just like to say that the Appalachian Trail doesn't deserve this bad press

dude i can't express enough how much not voting for gavin newsom im gonna be doing

some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops: Blue Diamond Bob's Red Mill Land O'Lakes Tillamook Welch's

Fellow fiber artists: just saw this great package of 25 (25!) cross-stitch bookmark patterns, all yours for a donation of $15 to a charitable organization. Does it have John Brown in Tragic Prelude, designed by the @steotch.bsky.social folks? DOES IT EVER. sites.google.com/view/spellbo...

eating cucumber with toasted sesame oil and sesame seeds on top, truly living my best life

How I picture people justifying projections of AI success.

"Look at me, I'm a human, I do cross stitch with my human thumbs."

In 2700 CE, there will be a curator at the Vatican Archives whose sole job will be conserving Pope Leo’s jerseys.

It is very funny that this Pope is just going to get jerseys from now on. Everyone decided that's what this Pope likes and that is it. It's like if your grandmother got you a puzzle for Christmas one year and you said you liked it so your entire extended family is like "oh that's the puzzle kid"

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

Last night we sat in front of maybe the most confidently ignorant sports fan I've ever overheard, and his lady was nearly as bad. Three hours of loud proclamations of football things that would be incorrect to even a completely untrained eye. At the end, the punchline: "We're Cowboys fans"

Sometimes I actually agree when people say Bluesky is the most insufferable social network.

(Premium users can also converse with Satan.)

*shakily removing glasses*

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

regarding AC as a decadent, climate-irresponsible indulgence and regarding home heating as an essential necessity is unironically eurocentrism considering that one is objectively more emissions heavy than the other.

anyone who sells a "detox" program should be forced to donate a kidney

okay so not this, but sort of this--my skills are rusty and the thought was intrusive