Grandma Housemate says this is worse than when she lived under martial law. Under martial law, you didn't worry about walking your kids to school. You could live a normal life. Just keep to yourself your true feelings about the Marcoses. www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/12/i...

This thread is art (touching, not just funny)

the professional managerial class beat the Nazis and I’m tired of pretending we didn’t

Another reason to be so grateful to the brave people of the Twin Cities

Look at this absolute queen

The one totally meaningless thing that would completely rule would be if the pope excommunicated jd Vance. Low stakes, would change nothing, but would provoke a lot of really funny reactions from people I universally hate. It would be really great. He should do it.

I called Costco’s mail order pharmacy today and spoke to a woman with the most Minnesota accent on earth. She was a delight. (And she fixed my problem!)

Blorp

Conservatives Say Renée Good Was Brainwashed By Bible Into Loving Thy Neighbor https://theonion.com/conservatives-say-renee-good-was-brainwashed-by-bible-into-loving-thy-neighbor/

Native Americans who believe ICE violated their rights, call the Native American Rights Fund at 303-447-8760

this is genuinely incredible

glad someone is having a good january

Hahahaha oh yeah they can, happened to mine (different minifridge but same general build) ages ago and i made damn sure to tell EVERYONE to help them avoid the same mistake

Is the coffee you're drinking RAVAGING your kidneys right now? Did having two eggs for breakfast BRING YOU THREE STEPS CLOSER TO THE GRAVE? SPIT THAT WINE OUT BEFORE YOU ENJOY IT YOU DISGUSTING SLOB! America's diet industrial complex will never be satisifed till you are robbed of all pleasure

A new American Cancer Society report shows that the US reached a historic milestone in cancer survivorship. 70% patients now live for 5 yrs after diagnosis. A notable advance is targeted immunotherapy for cancer treatment. Thank sustained #NIH funding. 🧪 www.nbcnews.com/health/cance...

every time i log on something horrible is happening but also people are trying really hard to help

LRT: Maine in the winter is a place where it's way too fucking easy to get lost, freeze to death in a snowbank, and not be found until the thaw. If then.

Incredible time of year to be dicking around in this particular neck of the woods

Idk if most ppl outside of the Twin Cities or national pan-Asian organizing know this, but this part of the country is home to the largest Hmong communities in the US as well as some of the biggest SE Asian (Hmong, Viet, Khmer/Cambodian, Laotian) btwn Chicago and the west coast

"i serve the Lord, not a draft-dodging coward" is the kind of phrase that would be slightly cringe online and is incredibly badass when being stated by a man surrounded by armed men threatening to murder him

Ok heated rivalry is great but this is what I am playing on a loop now ty x: www.instagram.com/reel/DTbFmjk...

Updating the meme

"Something wrong, officer?" "Yeah, got a taillight out." "Where?" "Right there." "One day honest citizens are going to stand up to you crooked cops." "They are? Oh, no. Have they set a date?"

respect to the orcas whose trends consist of wearing salmon hats instead of trying to make everything have AI

Well!

Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere

Aaron Rodgers slow motion car crash

"ending the war on protein" is so funny. you can't gaslight me bitch i grew up during the atkins diet

Patapsco, baybee

"I got pictures of you, Quimby." "You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass."

This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.

depressing but this increasingly just the lesson for every single servant and every aspect of american life

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.

let’s fucking goooo

become ungovernable

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

This thread is the best refutation of social-media doomerism that I have seen.

which, for various wheelchair-based reasons, i found pretty funny

one of my favorite interactions on this website was the time i did a goofball post and a stranger rocketed into my replies to tell me that “if i was privileged enough to be joking right now” then i “was probably a person who had never encountered any real adversity in their life”

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

OH DO THEY, HUH??????

How's the Peach Bowl go-Christ Almighty, Indiana

This will be a running thread, grading how Oregon is doing using only photos of The Oregon Duck. 7:33 pm:

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

The moderate position here is that every single ICE agent should be tried and put in prison for their many crimes. That's the baseline