anybody want a vintage Compaq laptop from 2004 lmao it weighs almost 8 lbs (2025 laptop for comparison)

ya gorl is tuckered after a long week

My Culver’s had “Walleye’s Back” underneath their Flavor of the Day. So the sign said: MINT EXPLOSION WALLEYE’S BACK if anyone could pull that off, it’s Culver’s

dealing with a situation and the right person to talk to was Trish after Michelle and Kaylee were duds. Thank u @ Trish

I hate that stan culture is such a thing in politics that we all feel the need to incorporate “he isn’t perfect” to distinguish ourselves from those weird fans of politicians into a story about Mamdani successfully freezing rent for 1,000,000 apartments, which is well over 1,000,000 people

the melatonin has hit and I was focusing on the tv screen so I thought this said “prominent straight” and calling someone a prominent straight is a hell of a burn

did a hard run this evening, took a melatonin, gonna go to bed early :)

Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.

FLOODGATE WHEELS ARE HORIZONTAL

are we sure that isn’t Kraven The Hunter

the real divide isn't US vs UK it's people who have a normal reaction to minor differences and people who have something really wrong with them

what a stupid way for that game to end lmao

storm’s a-brewin’

I just ate a big thick slice of focaccia, I buttered it and sprinkled a bit of salt & rosemary on the butter, godDAMN

Is this a subtweet of John Fetterm- *touches earpiece* I’m getting word that this is,,,NOT. about John Fetterman

Pip was such a good boy just now when I cut his toenails 🥹

my face hurts

also, stop saying “nationalize space x”, i do not want to pay a trillion dollars of taxpayer money to elon musk, i want congress to do such a thoroughly vicious job of destroying space x that we can buy it for $28.73

You can’t convince me “Brendan Sorsby” is a football player, what a hockey-ass name

Heard a crashing sound as I was falling asleep, figured it was either exploding head syndrome or something cat-induce that could wait until morning. Alas l, it was the latter

They simply cannot get enough of the wave at Rate Field (always hilarious that the park is not called Guaranteed Rate Field anymore)

@thekatriarch.bsky.social were you reading the rabies book recently? I just picked it up from the library tonight, I’m so excited

sick of this wait!!!!!!!!!!!

The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas

WHY IS MY BUS TAKING SO LONG

hmm im busy tonight but maybe tomorrow if i have time

My man look like Where's Waldo playing Gilligan

i'm so glad this guy is behind the net. i've never seen anyone less ready for a foul ball

I've been kinda obsessed with this video

why the fuck are people talking about stuff that happened on threads ten days ago lmao

What is the point of this Moana remake

a baseball player named Christian Walker implies the existence of a cricket player named Hindu Bowler

His left shoulder+neck are objectively buff and his right shoulder+neck are objectively scrawny, so in comparison to each other it’s even wilder than it would be in comparison to an average shoulder+neck

🅱️lease let me remember to do laundry tomorrow

Astros had Liz Lemon’s normies dancing group between innings

Why was this in my camera roll

Ayyyyyy Bazzana!!!!

Timeline serendipity.

breezy, sunny, 67F, 50% humidity. the perfect weather? perhaps!

it’s so fucked up that everyone had to be born

(Regular Pooh) dunking fries in ketchup (Tuxedo Pooh) dunking fries in marinara

wtf is Grundfos lol

Buying toilin paper based on # of rolls instead of square footage is a big time chump move

thanks to ai slop we’re at a point where I can look at this and say, “wow well you know what, at least they put work and thought into it, as bizarre and cursory as that thought may have been”

how long would it take them to notice if someone just plopped that hose back into the pool

hungry AND bored, a dangerous combination