A lot of these "facts that sound fake" are actually extremely believable, the truth is most people are just not that interesting

Every day

There is one person in this world doing donating your books to the library correctly and it's whoever just dropped off a bunch of pristine condition teen graphic novels that are also super gay

Not me in California going "is that... is that a lot?"

How the fuck is this reality

Doing stats for last month and our followers count on tiktok is the nazi number, so that's... great (one thousand, four hundred and eighty-eight)

I think I should do a cave painting activity this summer but I'm doing that thing I do (Too Much) and like what if I buy powdered mineral pigment and have them use it to make authentic paints babe that would be a mess of unprecedented scale why would you even think of that

Time I was back at work before the teens disappointed me: 6 hours

What if, and I know this might sound a little crazy but just hear me out: what if you made a good product that people want to use instead of pouring endless money into this garbage

The face of a girl who has to go back to work after 11 days off

Bridgerton really takes "modern values projected onto the past" to heights never imagined before

OK we ran out of pluribus episodes and are approaching the end of bridgerton what should we watch next

I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow, this was probably my worst staycation yet

Im sad and tired and I feel like I'll never be not sad or tired ever again

Guys I flipped the bunny over to give her her meds and she farted but the farts were the tiniest most adorable little squeaks you've ever heard

Being in my 40s is weird because I want to marry Connor storrie but also be his mom? Boy I'm gonna regret tweeting that

I feel Bad

I hate to hand anything to the bridgerton boys but one thing I'll say for them is they WILL go downtown

I really hate the French dude on pluribus

I've said it before but I know for a FACT that anything I could come up with would also be loved by AT MINIMUM @mrspeel.bsky.social, @talcotts.bsky.social, and probably @gyip.bsky.social as well

Jennifer Tilly's character on school spirits is not cut out for corruption and collusion crimes, lost her whole entire damn mind at the first hiccup

I think the Lovejoys get up to some wild stuff behind closed doors

I'm tired and hungry and my dinner is in the oven and it's almost done but I want it NOW

Forget field, I have essentially the same job as my mom

It's reptile day here, two turtles, a snake, and a lizard I think was some kind of gecko

Never know how to answer when they ask how Gracie is doing at the vet... pretty much the same as when we were here three weeks ago, man! She's thirteen she's not gonna get BETTER

I told my trainer I was "feeling lazy" (code for stayed up until two in the morning writing fanfiction) today so she made me do planks and now I'm dying

I want a friendship like Hudson & Connor They actually remind me a LOT of me & my high school bestie who lives in Canada now and I've been missing her like crazy ever since my ig algo became 95% those boys

ok we're going to start pluribus

I had to go out to buy food for Gracie but fortunately there is a safeway right next to the pet store so I was able to get myself a little treat afterward

what happened to the pronouns labeller

Anyway I've been doing extended relaxing at the bathhouse (not that kind of bathhouse) for a few hours, how's things around here

If it's the characters, we're in some big trouble, but if it's the actors, I feel like Connor Storrie would be a great listener so I'm willing to give it a try

The thing about heated rivalry is all these guys are on the DL but are constantly having sex with each other in rooms with glass walls

Finished tender is the Flesh last night, what a repulsive experience!!!

And you'd be right to do it

still seems high

What is even happening on this show (complimentary)

I did the shower but now I need to go to the store 😭 I don't want to

I need to take a shower, someone please make me take a shower

Just saw on Instagram the teachers union in the town i work in voted to authorize a strike 👀 that could get interesting

It's so funny we never see this third guy again, why is he even here

How to Get to Heaven from Belfast is pretty great??

Algorithm fed me a video called "train with Francois Arnaud" and wow did my mind interpret that differently than was intended

I am ordering pizza

The second movie should also have a theater scene and you just keep nesting movies infinitely to see how long it takes for the audience to go insane

Guess who's on SPRING BREAK

guys I'm so happy, this graphic novel author had sent us a promo postcard about events and I was like, we can't afford her, but then I was like, it won't hurt to ASK so I wrote her and told her about our tiny budget and she said she usually charges more but she'll do it! :D

Annihilation