Somebody discovered my long voyager fics today and has left numerous comments live-reacting as they read and it's honestly so nice 🥰

If this bunny dies on me right after I spent seven hundred dollars on her tooth extraction I will build a ladder to heaven and fight god

I'm so sleepyyy

ok well who's ready for alien 3 unlike alien and aliens I have not previously seen this one, but I've heard bad things

I was thinking of going downtown to write and drink more stupidly expensive coffee but I'm so comfy and cozy where I am

Now that I'm a gym bro I kind of want to get one of those fitness tracker watches but from my initial investigations it seems like the only available options are "hideous" or "three hundred dollars"

I'm so tired but my stupid brain won't just shut the fuck up so I can sleep

We're watching aliens and damn bill paxton get your shit together I mean I would also be freaking the fuck out unhelpfully but I'm just some guy, you're in the marines supposedly

That's why Kate is such a perfect name, because it's very simple but possesses a certain air of sophistication and elegance because we're so outnumbered by Katies

Anyway I'm home now and I think I might take a nap

EIGHT people signed up for the cooking class and ONE of them actually showed up I'm LIVID

Damn, this guy likes his eggs a particular way, fucked up if true

Realizing I really should not skip my hip stretches before bed

OK who showed donald trump the star trek voyager episode "the 37s"

ah it's gonna be one of those days on here

I'm so exhausted, I probably actually did too much stuff yesterday

maybe don't go out in public with your headphones so loud that you can't hear me chasing you yelling YOU FORGOT YOUR ID! YOUR ID! YOUR ID! ????

I keep seeing this annoying political commercial with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it and have you guys seen him lately, he looks... weird

I just found something special that I had lost years ago, it's just a little piece of quartz but I've had it since I was a kid and it helped me through my really rough time when I did iop and I kinda can't believe it was here all along

The little treat method worked! I got my latte and wrote another thousandish words! Huzzah!

Look, I like garlic a normal amount, but in two weeks the farm has given me TWENTY-ONE garlics, this is unnecessary

Did my workout and now I'm gonna tackle this dingdang kitchen!!!

If I am very good and clean up the kitchen tomorrow in a timely fashion then I can go downtown to get another gingersnap latte and write for a while before coming home to watch a movie with the Favorite Bad Movie gang

wrote another 400ish words but I'm too tired to keep going tonight, it's time for a shower and getting in bed

I need someone to edit in like a Honda civic or something for scale, just to help me grasp how big these fuckin things are bc mentally I know they have to be enormous but my brain processes the video as "these are normal sized animals"

Do you think if I eat enough 7 layer burritos theyll put it back on the regular menu 🥺

our new, allegedly non-shitty 3D printer has arrived!

Kevin is telling me that the bunny likes punk rock and metal and I'm skeptical

Still thinking about the gingersnap latte I had this morning

you know what, fuck it, we're gonna give it a shot (even though we still don't really know how these timelines are gonna intersect yet)

She is home and she is mad

I had just closed my eyes when the vet called me, hours before I expected to hear from them, and now I guess I have to drive all the way back over there to pick her up

Me when the bisexuals become visible

There's still a lot of day left, everyone seems awfully confident that the rapture would have happened before noon eastern

All right well I'm all toxxed up and going back to bed

It's 9:30am and I have already had a Day

Ugh I have to wake up super early tomorrow to drop the bunny off for her tooth extraction but I don't want to go to sleep but I kinda have to? Wtf

Me my entire life: if I can just be specific and detailed enough there won't be any room for people to misunderstand me! What do you mean they still misunderstood me and now think I'm a jerk??

I checked out two books and then left them on my desk >_<

Shana tova, my loves!

Grunya Sukhareva first identified autism in 1926 btw

always feel kinda weird about posts like these, because there's nothing wrong with looking old and/or ugly like they wouldn't be less loathsome if they were hot

why am I so proud of us for this

Update on the ski mask bandit, apparently he used a POCKET KNIFE to accomplish his task There's like 8 of these chargers out there! Frankly, I'm impressed

In other news, does the chile in a chile rellano count as a vegetable for finch goal purposes, I'm gonna say yes

Do men who legally change their names not have to show documentation? I feel like it's probably harder for them since it's not considered normal in the same way as a woman changing at marriage but I don't know

And now, another day on the phone with IT to try to fix whatever the fork is going on with my computer

Updates from the library parking lot

tbh I don't think it matters a whole lot what anyone actually does at this point; it's not like their politics and beliefs are grounded in reality

So good, like everything she writes. I can't think of any other writers who are doing horror that's also genuinely romantic and sexy, certainly no one else doing both this well