This sounds like one of those names from that baseball video game.

This trio is up for adoption.

CRANBERRY TIRAMISU??????

I don't trust anyone who doesn't admit having at some time in his life enjoyed trashy American movies; I don't trust any of the tastes of people who were born with such good taste that they didn't need to find their way through trash. (1969)

I thought Madonna was going to be great fun when I first saw her in DESPERATELY SEEKING SUSAN but she hasn't been great fun since. And somehow she's blown it by now. (1994)

Since today is my birthday, I'm reaching out to y'all to donate to my friend Erin's tiny kitty rescue. Animal rescue is very tough, she's had a few cats returned to her recently, and she is one of the kindest people I know. It would mean a lot to me! 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛ www.rocketsreststop.org/donate

Since today is my birthday, I'm reaching out to y'all to donate to my friend Erin's tiny kitty rescue. Animal rescue is very tough, she's had a few cats returned to her recently, and she is one of the kindest people I know. It would mean a lot to me! 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈🐈‍⬛ www.rocketsreststop.org/donate

Tomorrow is my birthday.

Having a Monday night beverage because why the fuck not??? This is actually J’s beer - he does not share my love of questionable canned cocktails and cheap white wine.